Siheyuan: Learning to be the sixth

"Bang~"

"Zhu Zi, when did you come back?"

"Where are my parents? Where are your sister-in-law and children? Do they blame me? Have they followed you to the capital?"

Before He Yuzhu could answer, Tian Weiguo started searching He Yuzhu's office.

"Old Tian, ​​I can't help anyone with this drawer."

"Besides, you're not the one who crosses a river and destroys the bridge. My shoulders are sore from fatigue."

So after searching in vain, Tian Weiguo ran behind He Yuzhu in a very servile manner and started rubbing He Yuzhu's shoulders. His service attitude was really servile.

"My throat is a little dry~"

"Come on, Zhuzi, drink some water~"

"Ouch, why is my leg cramping~"

"Ouch~Ouch~"

"Ha hiss~ Ha hiss~" Tian Weiguo was so tired that he stuck out his tongue.

He Yuzhu felt that it was about time. Didn’t you see that the way Tian Weiguo looked at him seemed as if he wanted to stab him?

He Yuzhu still cherishes his life very much.

"Old Tian, ​​are you stupid? How come my sister-in-law can come to work with me?"

Tian Weiguo slapped his forehead, thinking that he was too concerned and confused. How could his Taoism be confused after so many years? It turned out that the confidentiality department was better. There were too many temptations in the colorful world outside.

"Oh~ No, I think my wife is right."

It was difficult for He Yuzhu to speak but he had to say it.

"Old Tian, ​​you need to be mentally prepared?"

"Zhu Zi, what's the matter? Tell me quickly, I can bear it."

He Yuzhu stood up and walked over to Tian Weiguo, patted him on the shoulder and said:

"Old Tian, ​​please accept my condolences. My aunt and uncle both passed away last year when I arrived in northern Shaanxi. They died peacefully, but they were still thinking about you when they left."

Tian Weiguo was surprisingly calm after hearing this.

He, who never smoked, asked: "Zhu Zi, do you have cigarettes?"

He Yuzhu knew that Tian Weiguo was suppressing his sadness in his heart. The most painful things in the world are that the tree wants to be still but the wind does not stop, and the son wants to support his parents but they are no longer there.

Thinking about He Daqing, who had little conscience left, He Yuzhu also felt depressed. It was true that people's joys and sorrows were different.

"cough~cough~"

"Zhu Zi, are you sure you didn't add anything to the cigarette? Why is it so hard to smoke?"

He Yuzhu: "Uh~"

"Old Tian, ​​you son of a bitch, you are just a wild boar that can't bear the slightest bit of bran. I was afraid that you would be choking on your breath, so I went over there and brought you a special agent cigarette. But you're still whining here and not giving me a cigarette."

Tian Weiguo took another deep breath.

"Whoo~"

"What a nice cigarette! It's worthy of being a special supply."

"Zhu Zi, if you look at how miserable I am, I won't be greedy, just give me eight or ten boxes."

He Yuzhu knew that Tian Weiguo was telling him through jokes that he was not that fragile.

In fact, at Lao Tian's level, he has become indifferent to life and death. If Lao Cao hadn't taken pity on him and released him, it is no exaggeration to say that Lao Tian is no different from a ruthless machine, because he has almost run out of tears over the years.

From a young boy when he joined the army to a middle-aged man in a high position, no one knew what Tian Weiguo, who seemed easy to get along with, had experienced. He Yuzhu never asked because he knew it would be useless to ask.

He Yuzhu accompanied Tian Weiguo to finish a cigarette, and saw that Tian Weiguo still wanted to open his hand.

"Old Tian, ​​listen to me, smoking is harmful to your health and affects your third child. Otherwise, it can easily lead to impotence."

Although Tian Weiguo didn't know what impotence meant, he knew from He Yuzhu's tone and eyes that it was definitely not a good word.

"Bullshit, I'm going to pee three feet into the wind."

"Old Tian, ​​you are still awesome. I am always pissed by the wind. I am afraid of being pissed in the face."

"Go away! Look at what you saw! That's right! The teacher said it's called a metaphor."

"Old Tian, ​​if your teacher knew that you used what he taught you in the wind, he would be a scoundrel."

"Go away! Go away! The teacher who taught me has been dead for several years."

"Teacher, you have Chinese culture, but I am not up to the standard."

Seeing that he couldn't win over He Yuzhu with words, Tian Weiguo quickly changed the subject and said:

"Zhu Zi, how about I wear this to meet your sister-in-law and children?"

He Yuzhu thought of the classic line from later generations.

"You little brat, do you think I won't recognize you just because you changed your vest?"

He nodded and said, "It doesn't matter whether you change your image or not."

"By the way, when I came here, I told my sister-in-law that if you don't go see her before eleven o'clock, then it's - uh huh - Lao Tian, ​​do you understand?"

Tian Weiguo raised his hand to check the time, and seeing that the minute hand was about to reach 6, he suddenly became anxious.

He shouted "Ah~" and ran away.

After He Yuzhu's office door was locked, it turned out that Director He wanted to slack off again. It would be great if he could just go home and eat melons.

"Zhu Zi, did you hear any noise just now~"

Deputy Director Qian asked nervously.

"Old Qian, it's nothing. Just think of it as a wild boar in heat in human form."

"Old Qian, I'll leave the affairs of the office to you. I just came back and feel uncomfortable all over. I'll leave first~"

Return to your car.

He Yuzhu couldn't help but sigh: "Eating melons and having someone to work, this is still a comfortable life~"

"What melon~"

"Fuck, wild boar, why are you here~"

"What kind of wild boar is this, Lao Tian~"

"Old Tian, ​​you heard wrongly. There is no wild boar there. You left."

"Zhu Zi, I just thought you were going back too, so I'll just take your car."

"Old Tian, ​​you are not honest. I suddenly remembered that I don't want to go home again."

"Hey, my brother Zhuzi, I just came here as a military representative not long ago, it's not good to skip work."

“Two Quanjude roast ducks.”

"make a deal."

"Damn, it's too little."

He Yuzhu stepped on the accelerator and actually felt a push on his back.

Lao Tian, ​​who was sitting in the back seat, said quickly: "Zhu Zi, slow down."

He Yuzhu would never admit that he hadn't driven a Sibu Xiang for a while and felt that it was almost the same.

"What's going on? I and ~"

Tian Weiguo quickly shut up.

He Yuzhu thought: "You little brat, I'm your driver now, and you're still picky. If I didn't feel sorry for you, I wouldn't bother with you."

The car stopped steadily in front of the He family's door.

He Yuzhu was just about to open the door and go in.

Turning back, he said, "Old Tian, ​​let's go."

"Zhu Zi, you tell me, should I step in with my left leg or my right leg first?"

"I think you should take two steps at a time."

"Good~"

"Oh my god."

World famous painting, Tian Weiguo used both feet to perform a dog-eating-shit show for He Yuzhu.

"Ha~ha~"

"Old Tian, ​​you are so happy."

He Yuzhu's loud laughter also alarmed Lou Xiaoe and Xiuqin in the room.

"Sister, judging from the noise, it should be Zhuzi and Brother Weiguo who have returned."

Xiuqin, who was originally chatting about family matters with Lou Xiaoe, suddenly became nervous.

Women dress up to please themselves.

"Xiao'e, do you think it's okay to dress like this?"