Siheyuan: Learning to be the sixth

"Hey~ My dear oriental friend, you are finally here~"

He Yuzhu saw the simple-minded man's fawning face, and it turned out that money can really move people.

"My friend, I rushed here as soon as I finished my work. We have time to go shopping today. I'd like to trouble you to lead the way."

When the fool heard this, he realized that he hadn't been to the red-light district for so many days, just for this day. He felt so happy when he thought of the commission promised to him by his distant cousin.

He Yuzhu also knew that the place where the fool wanted to take him must have some vested interests, but since he was unfamiliar with the place, he felt like he was spending a small amount of money to accomplish a big thing, just like treating it as sending away a beggar.

He Yuzhu was not afraid that the stupid shop owner would find a place to bite his kidney. After all, he was a member of the official delegation. Do you think the Iron Tower Country was not in a hurry to establish diplomatic relations with China? It was because our mushroom bomb exploded first.

Since you can't snatch it away, just make friends. This is the reality of this world.

The treatment is different when you make money. He Yuzhu used to rely on his legs to go out, but this time he actually has a car to ride in. Since he doesn't have to endure the trouble, He Yuzhu is naturally happy about it.

Sitting in the back seat and admiring the traditional European architecture, He Yuzhu summed it up in six words: that's it.

The foolish shop owner brought He Yuzhu to the vicinity of the Iron Tower, the iconic building of Iron Tower Country.

Thinking about the various news reports in later generations bragging about how majestic and magnificent this iron tower is.

He Yuzhu looked quite tall when he was in the car, and he felt okay.

You can get off.

"Ugh~yue~"

It’s not that He Yuzhu is carsick, nor is it that He Yuzhu is unhygienic.

The main problem is that as soon as you get off the car, the smell of urine mixed with stench is unbearable.

He Yuzhu couldn't help but vomit.

He Yuzhu complained and grumbled, what the hell is this? No wonder later generations heard from classmates who came to France for tourism that the environment in France is bad and the Seine River is full of shit.

At that time, I thought my classmates were lying and that it was not like that in their videos. Now it seems that my classmates’ complaints were just to save face.

"My friend, are you okay?"

"How stupid! Your government doesn't care about this environment?"

"My Oriental friend, what's wrong with this? We value freedom. You just need to get used to it slowly."

He Yuzhu curled his lips and thought: "Your freedom is to urinate and defecate anywhere."

For the sake of his own plan to make a fortune, He Yuzhu gritted his teeth and pinched his nose to endure this shabby environment.

"You stupid guy, please take me to your friend's store. Time is running out."

He was also seeking wealth, so he didn't dare to waste any more time. He led He Yuzhu to a large art store near the tower.

It was indeed quite big, but the decoration was very alternative, with a mess of graffiti on the facade. He Yuzhu was not used to it, so he didn't listen to the stupid owner's bragging outside and walked straight in.

The fool saw that the God of Wealth had left, so he realized there was no point in talking and hurriedly followed him.

He opened the door for He Yuzhu very gentlemanly and made a gesture of invitation.

Although he seemed harmless, He Yuzhu still caught the hint of greed in his eyes.

"David, this is the friend from the East you mentioned."

The man who came had a beard and from his voice he seemed to be young, but his beard made it hard to tell his age.

But it doesn’t matter. As long as he can bring me good things, it doesn’t matter whether he is a shemale or something else.

"Cousin William, this is the oriental friend I mentioned, Mr. He."

"Mr. He, my friend welcomes you."

He Yuzhu thought: "Don't just talk about it. If you are sincere, you should give me some gifts first."

He Yuzhu said with a fake smile: "Mr. William, I didn't listen to you. Oh no, David said that you have many fine works of art. I hope you won't let me down."

I don't understand, but I have to scare you first. Anyway, Lao Liu is here, so I can't suffer any loss. This is the strategy He Yuzhu has formulated for himself today.

William couldn't judge He Yuzhu's level at the moment, and could only get some information from the narration of his stupid cousin David.

In order to avoid a dull silence, William continued with a smile without thinking too much.

"Don't worry, Mr. He. There are more exquisite products here than in Paris."

He Yuzhu was very disdainful of William's words. It turned out that bragging knows no borders. Isn't it said that one should be a gentleman? For a moment, He Yuzhu took this serious bragging seriously.

"Mr. William, time is running out, let's hurry up and look at your artwork."

When it came to the part that the three parties liked the most, William smiled and made a gesture of invitation, then led He Yuzhu to the rest area to sit down.

As soon as he sat down, the waiter brought coffee. He Yuzhu thought: "This William is not a good person. He wants to laugh at me."

Fortunately, I am a time traveler. Before I traveled through time, in order to satisfy Qin Ru's desire to show off, I accompanied her to drink some very expensive coffee countless times.

So He Yuzhu's elegant operation made William's heart tremble, and he realized that these Orientals were knowledgeable and would not be easily ripped off.

"Mr. William, the coffee is good."

William smiled awkwardly.

"Thank you for the compliment, Mr. He."

In order to ease his embarrassment, William quickly gave a look and asked the staff to bring up the painting he had prepared for He Yuzhu.

As a white woman in a tight skirt came over carrying a thick stack of paintings, He Yuzhu adjusted his mindset and got into the mood.

"Sixth brother, you have to be more powerful today."

"Don't worry, Zhuzi. Sixth Brother is here. Nothing unexpected will happen."

Looking at the thick sketch in front of him, He Yuzhu thought: "I can't stand the sketch anymore."

Not finished complaining yet~

“Ding~!!!”

“Squeak~!!!”

"Wow~"

He Yuzhu thought that Laoliu's system was in disorder.

"Sixth brother, are you ill?"

"Sixth brother, finish your meal quickly~"

"Get lost! How could this system make such a stupid mistake? Zhuzi, make a fortune~"

"Ding~ Congratulations to the host for obtaining ten of Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Napomucino Maria de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Luis Picasso's masterpieces, which are priceless."

"Ding~ Congratulations to the host for obtaining ten of Leonardo di Ser Piero da Vinci's top sketches, which are priceless."

He Yuzhu was stunned.

"Who? What the hell, I don't know you."

The two announcements he heard were both priceless, which made He Yuzhu very excited.