Siheyuan: Learning to be the sixth

When I think of myself as someone who has traveled all over the country and looked at thighs on the streets of Europe, these few short years have been truly wonderful.

"Ding~ Mission issued, eat dry food and return grain."

The voice of the "resurrected" system Lao Liu came, which scared He Yuzhu.

"Sixth Brother, what is this mission?"

"Zhu Zi, according to your sixth brother's investigation, you are now in Europe. The ancestors of these white people are not good people. They took our national treasure. Zhu Zi, you have to find a way to make them feel pain."

When He Yuzhu heard this, he thought, "I'm familiar with this job," and instantly he became interested, as he was bored.

A few days ago, He Yuzhu had a good impression of the people of this country for allowing them to move freely, but he never thought that they had such a strong sense of superiority and just wanted to show everyone how wealthy they were.

"Ahhh~"

Thinking about the Iron Tower Country that was about to be replaced by a new species in the future, from a white country to a black country, He Yuzhu silently said in his heart: "It's time~".

The visit of Mr. Liu and Minister Li was to pave the way for the two countries to formally establish diplomatic relations in the near future, so the atmosphere between the two sides was quite friendly, which also provided convenience for He Yuzhu's Taobao plan.

Recently, leaders have been busy participating in various diplomatic activities during the day, so He Yuzhu naturally has plenty of time.

As for going out to buy things, the need to exchange foreign currency is a problem that He Yuzhu naturally cannot solve, but there is System Lao Liu. After He Yuzhu’s earnest teachings, System Lao Liu also "tearfully" waived the handling fee.

I have to say that the thighs are really straight, but it's a pity that it's not winter.

"cough~cough~"

It seems to be off topic, no one noticed it.

After looking at the legs enough, He Yuzhu looked at the artists performing on the street from time to time and felt that the artistic information was indeed rich.

According to the map given by System Laoliu, He Yuzhu came to an art street.

As soon as he entered the first store, He Yuzhu saw items from our China.

I immediately sneered in my heart, what kind of art street is this? It's just a street for selling stolen goods.

The ancestors were not up to the standard and the descendants are very angry. What can we do about it? We can only find a way to get it back.

Fortunately, the exchanges between China and the West are not very frequent nowadays, and these stupid foreigners have no idea of ​​the value of these things. They just place them randomly in front of the store or on the ground.

He Yuzhu thought: "Even those bottles and jars hanging on the wall and the nude paintings that you think are art are not worth a bottle on the ground. I don't know what you are so proud of."

The shop owner was also stunned when he saw that the person had an Asian face.

I hurriedly greeted He Yuzhu in English.

He Yuzhu thought it was quite polite, but he couldn't think of ripping you off. Thinking that he still had to spend money to buy it, He Yuzhu felt very depressed.

"Mr. Stupid, I want to buy these bottles and jars to pickle vegetables. If the price is too high, I will turn around and leave."

Time was running out, and He Yuzhu didn't have time to chat with the brainless shop owner. He went straight to the corner and took the initiative in the conversation.

"Uncle He, what does 'lack of mind' mean?"

"In our Chinese culture, being simple-minded means being smart and generous."

"Oh~oh~ Then I like this title very much, my distant friend. Since we are friends, three dollars each, you can take them all."

Many years later, when many Chinese students came to study in the country of the tower, they were confused when they were greeted with stupid words right away.

After learning the details, I was extremely impressed by my predecessors.

"Friend, one dollar, please. I'll just use this broken jar to pickle some vegetables."

"Well, my friend."

In this way, He Yuzhu spent only ten dollars to get these fine folk kiln products.

The foolish shop owner was also very happy, as he finally got rid of those bottles and jars that took up space, and could now buy another batch of nude paintings.

After saying goodbye to the stupid shop owner and leaving the shop, I realized that people in Iron Tower Country might not be having a good time these days, as there were few people on this art street.

He Yuzhu was just worrying about how to carry too many things. When he came out and saw the crowds, he sighed in his heart: "God is really helping me."

Find a deserted corner.

"receive!"

In an instant, He Yuzhu was empty-handed again and started wandering around like a fat sheep waiting to be slaughtered.

Soon an oriental man came to the Art Street and specialized in collecting "garbage". He was then spread from one end of the street to the other by the foolish shop owners.

The money he earned from selling intelligence alone was more than that from selling He Yuzhu's bottles and jars. At this moment, he was still thinking about which red-light district he would visit tonight.

Faced with the sudden enthusiasm of these shop owners, He Yuzhu was confused at first, but he soon realized that they were treating him as a sucker.

This is exactly the effect He Yuzhu wanted. What's wrong with being taken advantage of? As long as he can get a bargain and take back something left by his ancestors, He Yuzhu doesn't think it's shabby or shameful.

If it weren't for his limited abilities and the fact that he couldn't make things too tense with the Iron Tower Country, He Yuzhu would have thought of sneaking into the Iron Tower Country's National Museum and using System Six to rob it clean.

Without having time to think too much, He Yuzhu knew that since these shop owners had called him in, they should know the transaction price between him and the foolish shop owner.

I definitely want any good stuff, but I'm determined to buy it at one dollar a piece, so I can choose whether to buy it or not.

He Yuzhu also took advantage of the time difference, and these shop owners were in a hurry to dispose of the bottles and jars and pour them into the space they considered to be works of art.

After collecting a large pile of porcelain, He Yuzhu gradually became numb. How many good things did these robbers get?

After a long and arduous journey, He Yuzhu also bought a few Chinese paintings in addition to porcelain. He didn't know how these grandchildren took care of them, and one of the national treasure-level paintings even showed signs of damage.

He Yuzhu was so scared that he received the message in his space as soon as he went out, thinking that he would have to brush up on his knowledge of restoration and maintenance of antiques when he got back. After all, the trend would soon pick up in the country, and he couldn't cause trouble for himself. The safest way was to do it himself and have enough food and clothing.

He Yuzhu didn't know when he started to become so studious, but now he has gotten used to it. He feels it is worth it even if it is a bit tiring to bring these treasures home.

After a tiring day, I returned to the hotel. I blamed myself for being too impatient and forgetting the time. I was afraid that everyone would become suspicious and wonder why I had been out for so long.

After coming back and asking, He Yuzhu realized that he was overthinking. Everyone came back at about the same time and went out to broaden their horizons, but their destinations were different.

In the evening, He Yuzhu made a midnight snack for Mr. Liu and Minister Li, then lay down on the bed to rest.

He Yuzhu slept well in the past few days, but suffered from insomnia tonight. Why?

Because he didn't find any European artworks, he didn't feel the pleasure of "revenge".