Siheyuan: Learning to be the sixth

When Liu Haizhong heard that Xu Damao had no respect for him, he turned to the uncle Yi Zhonghai and said, "Old Yi, how should we punish these two people who refuse to repent?"

Before the eldest uncle Yi Zhonghai could speak, he heard Jia Zhangshi yelling: "Ask them to clean the public toilets and the courtyard for a year, and set up a buffet to apologize to us neighbors. If they don't obey, they will be kicked out of the courtyard."

As soon as Jia Zhang finished speaking, many people said in unison: "Sister-in-law Jia is right."

Seeing so many people supporting her, Jia Zhang felt that she was very wise, so she shouted to the eldest uncle Yi Zhonghai: "Uncle, please follow my announcement quickly, so that they can go back early to prepare meat and set up the feast."

When Uncle Yi Zhonghai was about to announce the result according to Jia Zhang's suggestion, he vaguely saw a hint of ridicule from He Yuzhu. No, Sha Zhu didn't say a word today, there must be something fishy.

Yi Zhonghai calmed down and shouted at He Yuzhu: "Silly Zhu, don't you have any excuses?"

Seeing Yi Zhonghai directly calling his name, he thought to himself that he was really an old fox.

He Yuzhu said, "I respectfully address you as the First Uncle, and I hope you respect me. I have already asked the Third Uncle to inform you, please don't call me Shazhu, call me Zhuzi or Yuzhu."

He hit a snag right away with He Yuzhu. The first uncle smiled awkwardly and said, "I'm used to calling you that, silly. Oh, no, Zhuzi, do you have anything to say about the second uncle's accusation against you two?"

He Yuzhu smiled and said, "I have nothing to say. Since Liu Erxiao has determined that we stole the bicycle, please ask him to produce evidence, otherwise I will go to the police station to sue him for false accusation."

When Liu Haizhong heard He Yuzhu call him Liu Erxiao, he shouted, "Old Yi, these two are hopeless. Let's vote."

When Xu Damao heard Liu Haizhong calling him a piece of shit, he immediately quit and shouted, "Liu Haizhong, what the hell are you? Oh, I know you are the second-in-command in the compound, and you are Liu Erxiao, who can't even get to be the team leader in the workshop because you have only primary school education."

After hearing Xu Damao's explanation, the whole audience burst into laughter. Liu Haizhong felt that his authority was seriously challenged. Without considering the feelings of the uncle Yi Zhonghai next to him, he shouted directly: "Open the vote, please raise your hands if you agree to kick them out of the courtyard!"

Xu Damao seemed to have reached a climax, and he also wanted to see who raised their hands. The second uncle Liu Zhonghai raised his hands high like a turtle, and his sharp eyes swept over his three sons. The three brothers looked at each other, lowered their heads and raised their hands.

When Jia Zhang saw that there was a hope of occupying He Yuzhu's big tiled house, she grabbed Jia Dongxu and raised his hand, shouting, "Two votes from my family." The third uncle Yan Fugui and the first uncle Yi Zhonghai looked at the few people who raised their hands, and felt that this matter might not be that simple.

He Yuzhu looked at the people in the yard and suddenly realized that they all had some bad habits to a greater or lesser extent, but they were not yet able to be so hard-hearted as to kill them all.

When Jia Zhang saw that no one raised their hands, she shouted, "Raise your hands quickly, or else you will miss this opportunity forever."

He Yuzhu gave Xu Damao a look, and Xu Damao also understood that at this point it was time for him, the most charming man in the four courtyards, to make a shining appearance.

Xu Damao took a mighty and domineering crab step, pulled the third uncle who was in the way aside, looked at the second uncle Liu Haizhong coldly and said: "Liu Erxiao, I, Xu Damao, will show you what evidence is today."

He took out the receipt for today's bicycle from his pocket and slapped it on the table, saying, "Open your dog eyes and take a good look. Second uncle Liu Haizhong took the receipt in his hand and shouted, "It's impossible. This must be fake."

An old man also picked it up and took a look. He took a deep breath and said, "Old Liu, you were too reckless today. Although you care about these two children, your way and tone of words are wrong. Apologize to these two children and let's go."

Liu Haizhong's face turned red after hearing what Yi Zhonghai said. He knew very well that Yi Zhonghai was taking advantage of the situation to attack him and enhance his authority at the same time.

Suddenly seeing the third uncle, Yan Fugui, hiding in the corner, Liu Haizhong shouted: "It was the third uncle Yan Fugui who said that Xu Damao and He Yuzhu's bicycles were stolen."

The third uncle got angry when he heard this and said, "He, second uncle, you are wrongly accusing me. I was saying that I suspected that He Yuzhu and Xu Damao's bicycles were not from legitimate sources. I was saying that the three of us should ask them privately. It was you who didn't understand what I said and insisted on holding a meeting of the whole hospital. It's also my fault that I wasn't straightforward enough and you misunderstood me. Who would have thought that you didn't even understand the word 'doubt'?"

Another knife pierced Liu Haizhong's lung tube. Liu Haizhong immediately became furious and shouted: "Old Yan, even you look down on me for being uneducated, right? When will you, a stinky teacher, be able to support your family? Don't beg in the name of education, come and talk to me."

The third uncle Yan Fugui felt that Liu Haizhong had touched his bottom line, and replied: "You are unreasonable." After that, he shouted to his family and left.

The first uncle, Yi Zhonghai, also felt that things were almost done, so he wanted to smooth things over, and said to He Yuzhu and Xu Damao: "Your second uncle also means well but does bad things, so let's just leave it at that today, forget it."

Xu Damao was not happy when he heard this. This guy has been learning military tactics from movies lately. He shouted, "Uncle, this matter today has nothing to do with you. Liu Erxiao slandered my brother's reputation and must apologize today. He even doubted the authenticity of the certificate presented by the police station. I seriously suspect that he is an enemy spy hidden among our people. If he doesn't give my brother a satisfactory answer today, we will meet at the police station tomorrow."