Siheyuan: Learning to be the sixth

Comrade He Yuzhu returned to the cafeteria at eleven o'clock after listening to countless boring and obscene jokes. After reluctantly saying sorry to System Laoliu three times in his heart, Comrade He Yuzhu stared at the wall clock, expecting the arrival of the four sticks.

When the time came, He Yuzhu immediately signed in. With a ding-dong sound, the system's sixth person broadcast the following: "Congratulations to the host for winning 10 kilograms of premium pork belly, 50 kilograms of premium snowflake flour, and 5 million yuan. Since this is the first time the host has opened the system, he will be given a kilogram of peanut oil. Please sign for it after the broadcast."

Seeing such a generous sign-in reward on the first day, He Yuzhu's saliva was almost flowing for two miles. Even so, He Yuzhu shamelessly said: "Since the reward is so generous, I won't mind the pound of peanut oil that Stingy Bala gave me."

As there was no reception task today, Comrade He Yuzhu, who had been slacking off all day, walked towards the courtyard without caring about his relatives the moment the bell rang.

When Comrade He Yuzhu arrived at the grain station, he saw that the high-quality rice was 5,000 yuan per catty, so he arrogantly asked for 50 catties first. Millet was 6,000 yuan per catty, so he also asked for 50 catties.

After paying, Comrade He Yuzhu, who had bought 100 kilograms of grain, realized that he had bought a little too much, so he had no choice but to walk home holding a bag in each hand.

When they reached an empty alley, He Yuzhu immediately put the two bags into the space storage cabinet, then put his hands behind his back, whistled, and walked home leisurely.

As soon as he walked out of the alley, he saw a mother with a little boy about three or four years old. He Yuzhu's eyes lit up. What a potential boy.

Watching He Yuzhu whistling away, the well-informed mother said to her son: "Maomao, don't learn from the uncle who just passed by. He looked like he went to the alley to relieve himself and then whistled when he felt comfortable."

When He Yuzhu heard this, he was almost shocked. He thought that young women of this era are so knowledgeable. If you can't afford to offend me, you'd better leave quickly.

Watching He Yuzhu speed away, the young woman muttered, "What a coward, you have the desire but not the courage to do it."

When he was almost at the alley entrance, He Yuzhu looked around and saw that there was no one around, so he immediately took out four pounds of pork belly from the space and went back to prepare braised pork.

As soon as I entered the Intermediate Courtyard, I saw Jia Zhang staring at the pork belly in He Yuzhu's hand and said: "Silly Zhu, why do you and your little loser eat so much pork belly? It's a waste. Why don't you use it to improve the food for me and your brother Jia? Then let your brother Jia protect you in the factory in the future." After that, she was ready to reach out and grab it. Yes, grab it.

He Yuzhu moved his meat back, looked at the big black hand that was about to reach out, and snapped it, while Jia Zhang's hand was numb and she hadn't reacted yet, she shouted: "Someone is robbing."

When Jia Zhang heard that this was not my ultimate move, she thought, how come this kid also knows it? Maybe it was the first time that Jia Zhang met a master who was better than her, and she flashed back home like a big black rat.

He Yuzhu thought he had met a fake Jia Zhang. He shook his head and went home. In the evening, the deaf old lady and Xu Damao, who had just returned from the screening, brought white rice and ate pork belly, and their mouths were full of oil.

After the meal, He Yuzhu and Xu Damao also talked about the upcoming release of the second set of soft girls and the upcoming ticket supply system.

He Damao was also very interested in buying a bicycle when he heard it. After all, the one he was riding now was from the factory and it was very worn out. It would be a good idea for him and his father to ride one together, so he planned to go and have a look with He Yuzhu tomorrow.

The next morning, He Yuzhu was still dreaming a sweet dream when he felt the bed shaking. Thinking it was an earthquake, he got up suddenly and heard Xu Damao knocking on the door, shouting, "Zhuzi, get up quickly, aren't you going to buy a bicycle?"

Upon hearing it, it turned out to be Xu Damao who was screaming here. He Yuzhu replied impatiently: "Here you come, to take my life. I really owe you."

After saying that, he opened the door and heated up the leftovers from last night. The three of them had a simple breakfast. Xiao Yushui also wanted to go, and the three of them walked to the supply and marketing cooperative together.

When we arrived at the supply and marketing cooperative, a salesperson with a round face and a bit of baby fat came up and asked, "What would you like to buy, comrades?"

He Yuzhu and Xu Damao said in unison: "Give me two of your best bicycles." After saying that, the two smiled at each other and realized that the other party was going for the best.

The girl heard that this was a big order, but then she looked at how young He Yuzhu and Xu Damao were and wondered if they were here to have fun so early in the morning. So she asked again: "Are you sure these are the best two?"

When He Yuzhu and Xu Damao heard that they didn't believe they had the ability, they took out a stack of soft girls from their pockets and asked, "Comrade, we'll pay first and you can issue the ticket, then it won't be too late to push the cart for us."

When the girl saw that the business was going well and the bicycles in the warehouse were not selling, the director got very angry and thought, "If I sell two bicycles at a time, the director will definitely praise me."

The girl happily accepted 1.8 million from He Yuzhu and Xu Damao each, then after issuing the invoices, she went to the back to push the cart.

The two were a little excited when they saw the new car. The domestic Phoenix, you deserve it. After saying goodbye to the ticket seller Liu Xiaohua who was flirting with them, the three of them walked towards the police station.

After arriving at the police station to check the ticket and pay the money and stamp it, He Yushui, who was sitting on the beam of He Yuzhu's car, said and headed towards the courtyard.