Siheyuan: Learning to be the sixth

In the capital, in a simple rental house, several young people are watching the last episode of "A Courtyard Full of Love" which is full of human touch.

Although there are differences in the evaluation of individual characters in the play, they all said in unison about the protagonist He Yuzhu:

"There are still such fools."

One of them was a thin man wearing glasses, slowly tasting a beer in his hand, which he didn't know if it was mixed with some liquid, and was thinking deeply.

Suddenly, a fat and mean-looking guy hugged the thin man with glasses and said:

""Zhu Zi, you and Sha Zhu in the play are both Zhu Zi's generation, so don't be a bootlicker. Qin Ru is not suitable for you. As the saying goes, bootlickers, bootlickers, in the end you will have nothing, so you should think about it carefully."

After eating and drinking, the drunk Zhuzi was carried to the bed by his friends.

Seeing Zhuzi fall into a deep sleep, his friends said helplessly:

"I hope Zhuzi can come out."

The protagonist was half asleep when suddenly a voice appeared in his mind.

"He Yuzhu, do you want to experience the feeling of having a great start? Do you want to have an extraordinary life?"

The protagonist, who was called the Pillar, had no time to react when he heard:

""For what you want, I give you two choices: one is to accept, the other is to accept unconditionally. Now the countdown is one second! !"

That's right, He Yuzhu, who still thought he was dreaming, hadn't even had time to say "Fuck" when he heard a "ding". Congratulations, you are back to the later stage of the original novel.

At this moment, He Yuzhu, lying on the hospital bed, was dying and listening to the police's investigation results on his lawsuit against Qin Huairu and Yi Zhonghai for fraud.

The two policemen said helplessly to He Yuzhu who was lying on the hospital bed, "Based on the visits and investigations, we now report as follows: He Yuzhu sued Qin Huairu and Yi Zhonghai for fraud. After visiting the neighbors in the courtyard, your accusation is not true."

But out of humanitarian concern, Qin Huairu and Yi Zhonghai will jointly contribute 500 yuan as your medical expenses. If you have no objection, please sign.

After the police left, He Yuzhu, lying on the hospital bed, spat out a mouthful of blood, closed his eyes and fainted when he saw Qin Huairu and Yi Zhonghai giving each of them 250 yuan with a mocking look on their faces.

As his consciousness drifted away from He Yuzhu's body, he cursed:

"System Six, get out of here! This is what you told me to do to let me experience the amazing start. I didn't choose to accept it, but you let me travel through time! I can't refuse it!"

The system weakly said:

"I'm sorry, host, I just started activating this system and forgot to read the instructions. Next time, I promise to make the host feel comfortable both mentally and physically."

He Yuzhu said excitedly:

"What's wrong with just a simple apology? I want to go back. You tell me how to compensate me for this serious accident. I don't ask for much. Just let me be a rich man when I go back."

System Lao Liu said:

"You're asking for nothing. At most, you can give the 500 yuan to the host next time you travel through time."

He Yuzhu said excitedly:

"You dog system, you call me an idiot."

System Lao Liu suddenly said:

"Since the host has personally attacked this system, I will compensate the host 500 yuan and immediately send the host to experience it again."

After that, he sent the conscious He Yuzhu away with a violent long shot. Goodbye. It was done in one go.

The system also said weakly:

"You scolded me, so I prepared a special gift for you. But if you don't kneel down and sing Conquer for me, you won't get it, hehe."

Hmm~ comfortable~ He Yuzhu, who was having some indescribable dream, suddenly felt something wriggling under him and sat up with a start.

He Yuzhu, who thought he was enjoying an indescribable service, discovered that it was a kitten sleeping soundly somewhere on his body.

He Yuzhu was annoyed and shouted:

"System, this is what you call mental and physical comfort. Not only are you a jerk, you're also a dog."

The system yawned and said in a rude tone:

"Just enjoy your dream. The second mission of escorting the host by this system has come to an end. We will meet again if we are destined to. As for fate, please figure it out by yourself. Bye!"

He Yuzhu found himself in a simple room at a loss.

He sighed, and helplessly picked up the sour-smelling clothes beside the bed and put them on. Although he didn't want to wear them, he had to deal with the matter of the cycle of life.

When I opened the door, I suddenly felt a sense of familiarity. Isn't this the courtyard full of beasts?

Before I could fully appreciate the luxurious courtyard house in the style of the Qing Dynasty, I felt a sudden pain in my stomach and immediately ran to the public toilet outside the door.