On the third day, Yan Jin and Dyna competed again with dark circles under their eyes.

This time, the competition also affected Xiaocaojia.

[Welcome to watch the second episode of "Dyna's Revenge". In this episode, Yanmei and Nazi will compete in intelligence.]

[One is a little wise, the other is not wise at all, how can they be compared? ]

[It’s better than the lyrics popping up out of nowhere. That would be so embarrassing. I even dug a hole in my toe.]

[The person above, you are not as good as me. I made Exide with one foot, Danrito with the other foot, and I also made the Barbie Dream Castle where I live with my two husbands with my hand hahahahahahahahahahahaha]

[The weird desire to win was transmitted from Yan Mei to the audience. I told them that they should not keep watching the live broadcast. Look, you can tell that she has mental problems.]

[Take away Dan Lidou, although her face is not good, she is really beautiful. If my husband hadn’t been on my phone screensaver, I would have almost believed the nonsense of the upstairs person and thought that my electronic husband had gone to your place!!!]

Xiao Caojia stood on the bench and tapped the small blackboard with a pointer. "Next, I will give some questions. Whoever gets the most answers right wins."

"I'm sure to win!" Dyna confidently put his hands on his hips, "I'm the smartest brother in the eyes of Big Brother Tiga!"

Gao Si turned his head to look at Tiga, and the other party shook his head slightly, the meaning of which was self-evident.

Zero snorted, "It's just so-so, I feel like you're not as good as me."

You know, in the underground world, he is regarded as a wise man by the Red Queen who has Leo's face, and he also performed exceptionally well and wrote a perfect test paper!

Unfortunately, Xiao Meng was not there, so she didn't see it.

[Oh my god, Master, do you still remember the underground world? Do you have the nerve to mention that paper? ]

["A Thousand Tons of Cattle", "Mother 26, Son 62", "Zhuge Liang Falls in Love with a Horse Racing Coach" Master, do you really want me to mention this dark history again? ]

[Xiao Meng is not away, he is just so angry that he is speechless hahahahahahahahaha]

[It’s like this, Master, you just need to concentrate on answering the questions. Xiao Meng has a lot of things to consider.]

Dyna snorted, "That's because I'm not here! This time, I'll show you my super Ultra wisdom!"

Xiao Cao added: "First question, humans have two cerebral hemispheres, the corpus callosum that connects the two, and it is composed of _______."

[Nerve fibers, if I remember correctly, this is a biology question for the first grade of junior high school. Isn't Xiaocaojia in kindergarten? How come he knows this? ]

[Maybe he matured early? Seeing how calm he is, I think he is learning on his own.]

"I know!" Dyna raised his hand first and confidently said, "From the bladder."

other people:? ? ? ? ?

audience:????????

【……ah? 】

[Whose good guy has a butt on his neck? Even Ultraman wouldn’t have such a brain! ! ! ! ! ! ]

[Digo, Tiga usually... usually teach Dyna and never tell him the truth? (Silent panda face)]

[The other chefs are still questioning, but Dyna’s chef has already started laughing hahahahahahahahahaha]

[After today, I will never again dare to say that Dyna is my electronic male god...]

[It's more explosive than the young master's answer to the question, hahahahahahahahahaha]

[The biology teacher was so angry that he laughed after hearing this]

There was silence in the air for a few seconds. Only Zero was trying to hold back his laughter until his face turned red, Gao Si looked as if he wanted to say something but stopped, and Tiga couldn't bear to watch.

Zero: "Are you an idiot, Dyna? How can a human brain have a bladder? Hahahahahahahahahaha..."

Dyna was a little confused when he was laughed at, "That shouldn't be the case. I just said it according to the answer."

"What's the answer?" Yan Jin took a quick glance and found that he was holding a biology book. The bladder was indeed written on it, but... "Diagram of the male reproductive system?!"

Yan Jin was speechless.

[I want to laugh but I feel speechless. I give up]

[You said his answer was wrong, right? The key is to compare it with the picture in the book and find that what he said is not wrong...]

[The formula is correct, but the question is wrong]

Dyna shook his head, "How could Ultraman possibly need to learn things from humans?"

"You have two brains and two buttocks like everyone else, right?"

"But our bodies are basically made of light particles."

Yan Jin felt that he was wrong, "If there are only light particles, then what about the essence?"

"Ahem!" Tiga coughed madly, "This topic has gone off track. Let's answer the questions first."

[Not suitable for children, not suitable for children, stop talking nonsense, I don’t want to see a black screen! ! ! ! ]

[There are children here! Sister Yan, please be careful!!!]

Xiao Caojia seemed to have heard nothing. He silently changed the topic and picked up the chalk to write a long string of numbers on the blackboard. "Next question, suppose the functions f(x), g(x) are continuous on [a, b] and f(a)>g(a), f(b)<g(b). Prove that: in (a, b), the curves y=f(x) and y=g(x) have at least one intersection point."

Yan Jin/Dina: ?????

[The last question was from the seventh grade, but this time it’s directly calculus? ? ? ? ]

[Not a kid, do you have a grudge against your mother? Why don't you help your mother win but still ask her math questions? (?<_?)? ]

[Help, help, I have a heart attack when I see math problems, I can’t breathe, and I have a headache…]

[Oh my god, I'm here to laugh at you, not to survive [I feel like screaming.jpg]]

[I get a headache when I see calculus questions]

[If I remember correctly, Yan Mei was still a freshman. She traveled to another world before reporting to school.]

[I feel this question is not bad. According to the question, F(x)=f(x)-g(x), which is obviously continuous on [a,b] and F(a)=f(a)-g(a)>0, F(b)=f(b)-g(b)<0. According to the zero value theorem of continuous function on closed interval, we know that: there is at least one point ξ in (a,b) such that F(ξ)=0, that is, f(ξ)-g(ξ)=0, so f(ξ)=g(ξ). The curves y=f(x) and y=g(x) have at least one common point ξ in (a,b), that is, there is at least one intersection point. Proof completed]

[It’s actually okay. If I remember correctly, this was a question from the calculus exam in 10. We did it during the test, so it’s not that difficult. But for Yan Mei and Dyna, neither of them had studied it, so this question would definitely be worth zero.]

[…Ah? [sluggish.jpg]]

[It’s so itchy, I feel like I’m going to grow a brain…]

As the audience expected, Yan Jin couldn't answer.

Not only Yan Jin can't do it, but Dyna can't do it either.

“Ahhhhhhh, how do I write this?!” Dyna turned to his dear brother with tears in his eyes, “Brother Tiga! Help!!!”

Xiao Caojia said calmly: "No off-site help allowed, no cheating."

Dyna:?!

It's over, this is the end of the world.

Dyna closed his eyes and simply lay on the table pretending to be dead.

And Yan Jin is still struggling with this question.

[Sister, sister, listen to my advice and answer the next question]

[Baby, let's not argue with him. Although calculus is learned at the beginning of freshman year, you traveled through time before school started, which means you are half a college student, but actually a high school graduate.]

Dyna also advised her: "Change the topic, Aki. This question won't be a big deal. After all, you are Japanese, not Chinese. I understand."

Yan Jin looked up, questioning, "What does this have to do with where I'm from?"

"Because math is a subject that Chinese people are good at, it's normal that Japanese people are not good at it."

Yan Jin was silent for a moment, "Who told you?"

"Everyone else says so. China is recognized as the country with the best brains. People there are best at math, chemistry, and physics, which are subjects that require thinking." Dyna's clear eyes revealed sincerity, and he didn't look like he was lying.

[I… I was expelled from my nationality just like that? ? oo?]

【I suddenly became a traitor after watching the live broadcast (?_?|||)】

[My mom and sister told me that I am mixed-race [Nanbian.jpg]]

[Latest news: Ultraman Dyna said one sentence, and nearly one billion people in China evaporated instantly. Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality?]

[I got 5 points in math, but suddenly I lost my motherland [Leng.jpg]]

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