It's her! The notorious bad girl in the Ultra World!
150. What a good CP name
Yan Jin planned to join the ladies' afternoon tea, not as a king, but as a countess.
Holding the invitation letter, Yan Jin came to the gate of the Royal Garden wearing a Rococo-style dress.
Just as he was about to go in, he was stopped by the guard, "Hello, who are you?"
Shinji, who was pretending to be a servant, stepped forward and stood in front of Yan Jin. "This is our lady's invitation letter."
"Oh, it turns out to be the wife of Usidisi Nicholas Zhaosi Makabaka family - the sexy big cockroach in black stockings. Please come in."
Yan Jin covered the lower half of her face with a white plush folding fan and couldn't help but smile.
It is up to her to tell what the king likes.
What are the names of Sad Big Malo, Abnormal Potato, and Escape from Flower and Fruit Mountain? None of them are as long as her name of the sexy big cockroach wearing black stockings!!!
[“Professional matters require professionals to do the job”]
[Sister Yan can always inspire her desire to win in strange places]
What's the point of arguing about the length of a name?
[It makes sense, proving that she is the craziest and most insane [like.jpg]]
Don't worry, stay calm. She has been in good spirits for a long time.
There were many noble ladies in the royal garden. Yan Jin secretly observed for a long time but couldn't find out who the sad Da Malou was.
"Look at these extremely beautiful girls. Judging from their age, they are probably in their early twenties, right? They are actually married already!"
Yan Jin thought there would be some men dressed as women, but she didn't expect it to be a group of girls, and they looked like they had just reached adulthood.
Oh, I thought there really was a group of men waiting for her...
Shinji noticed that her mood was a little strange: "Your Majesty, are you sighing that you didn't succeed?"
Seeing what he said, Yan Jin couldn't help but ask: "Do I look like a tyrant?"
Shinji shook his head. "Not really, because you are."
Yan Jin: ???
"Can't you say something nice?"
Really, why do you have to tell the truth?
She was embarrassed to say that~
"Your Majesty, forgive me, I thought you were worried about your appearance."
"There's nothing to be anxious about. The most important thing is to like your appearance. If you make yourself anxious because of other people, then there are too many things in this world worth being anxious about."
[Instead of waiting for others to praise you, please yourself first]
Yan Jin moved her hands and fanned herself with a plush fan. "Besides, I'm here to look for Sad Dama, Sad Potato and the Escaped Baga from Huaguoshan, not to do something rude like commenting on a girl's appearance."
"Yes, I agree with your Majesty's point of view." Shinji smiled, "But your Majesty, it seems that there are no men here at the moment."
"Stop talking." Yan Jin wiped away the nonexistent tears. Not only was she sad, she was also blaming everyone: "Men cheated me, women tricked me, the old wronged me, the young bullied me, people at home oppressed me, people abroad seduced me, people around me looked down on me, people on the Internet laughed at me. Ah, the whole world is sorry for me!!!"
She wants to create everyone equally! ! ! !
[Don’t tell anyone that we know each other [shameful.jpg]]
[I suddenly understand why some people said that Yan Jie can’t be emo. Even if the Earth comes, she will cry and leave, because she has never thought about her own problems! ! ! ]
In this case, Yan Jin decided to reflect on himself.
Change your standards for dating partners - don't talk about the opposite sex, don't talk about the same sex, don't talk about living people, don't talk about incest, don't talk about people who are older than her, don't talk about people who are younger than her, and don't talk about people who are the same age as her!
audience:……?
[I…I should…what should I say [Dumb tape? .jpg]]
[So what do you want to talk about? Play your beloved pipa and sing that touching song? ? ? ? ]
[Don’t you understand? Only interspecies love can satisfy her! So come on, Shinji! Transform into a dragon rider and take her down immediately! ! ! [Excited to the point of twisting.jpg]]
[I understand. I am a bootlicker, not a human being. Talk to me! ! ! [色.jpg]]
"that……"
A girl in a light-colored skirt came up to Yan Jin and Zhen Si, looking very shy and scared: "Um, do you know that His Majesty will come for afternoon tea?"
Shinji reminded Yan Jin in her ear: "This is a woman."
Yan Jin: …
This seems to be visible to the naked eye, right?
[No, no, no, it is still necessary to remind you, especially after seeing all kinds of women's clothing in the world of Lemons (hold back laughter)]
[I even think there is nothing wrong with Shinji's reminder [outrageous.jpg]]
There is nothing wrong with it. No one wants to be caught off guard and see Seven in a bunny girl costume or Leo's photo booth. The shock to the eyes and heart is concentrated for a hundred years!!!
"I know. Do you have something to do with the king?"
"Yeah! My name is... my name is Abnormal Potato."
[Hello, little sister. My name is Abnormal Potato Shreds. From our names, we seem to be sisters. Fall in love with me now! [love.jpg]]
[Please give way to the abnormal shredded potatoes, and here comes the overly normal shredded potatoes. Our names are opposite, but they complement each other perfectly. Marry me now! ! ! [玫瑰.jpg]]
Yan Jin: ???
The abnormal potato turns out to be such a shy little sister!
"Hello, abnormal potato, I'm the sexy cockroach in black stockings." Yan Jin introduced herself to her with a smile... and Shinji, "He is my attendant, the pure lustful big monkey in fishnets."
[What a good CP name, Korean (stolen)]
[Korean everything will only harm you! ! ! ! ]
[There is no need for Han, right? If you say this CP name, you will lose 500 yuan to yourself and 1,000 yuan to the enemy [covering face.jpg]]
"The one wearing black stockings...sexy...big cockroach?" Abnormal Potato was stunned for a moment. He didn't expect there was such a name.
[What are you staring at? Aren’t you an abnormal potato? ! ! ! ]
[Abnormal Potato: I thought I was weird enough, until I met someone weirder than me]
"Big cockroach, please make sure you ask the king to come to me when you meet her!"
Yan Jin tactically retreated. Was he trying to choke the King to death with a potato?
[Then you can stuff a big cockroach into her mouth!!!]
[What are you afraid of? There is a pure-hearted monkey wearing a fishing net to protect you, right, Shinji?]
"The Queen is very busy. How can she find time to meet someone who doesn't need to be met?"
[I am indeed busy, busy collecting concubines [tsk tsk tsk.jpg]]
[Oh my god, you are so busy that you have to find a lot of substitutes for Da Gu Tang [色.jpg]]
[Did this batch of netizens graduate from the Yin-Yang Weird Department? Hahahaha]
"But, I...I have something I want to...I want to ask her for help."
Yan Jin thought for a moment and continued, "If you really need the king's help, you can ask other people, such as the queen..."
"No!" Abnormal Potato quickly refused, "You can't go to the queen, she will drive my child away!!!"
"child?"
Yan Jin quickly grasped the key words.
"Well, I heard that the king wants a child. If you don't mind, you can take my child away." She was dying and had no relatives at home. It seemed that she could only entrust her hopes to the person in charge of this country.
Yan Jin's brows instantly lit up with joy.
Hiss~ Could it be that the system heard her wish of not having a child and specially sent her a daughter? !
This is such a good feeling!!!
Yan Jin signaled to Shinji with her eyes and asked him to make the arrangements later.
[It feels like King Zhou has taken a fancy to Daji and is planning to have sex with her in broad daylight...]
[I was wondering why it was so familiar, but wasn't the previous scene the same as the one from Temptation of Going Home?]
[I also want to ask, isn’t this the script of Maleficent? ! ! ! ! ]
As expected, with Yan Jin around, any script can go astray~
"Okay, Your Majesty."
Yan Jin was not in the mood to continue attending afternoon tea, so she happily returned to the palace. On the way back to her room, she met Kadoya Kadoya who was waiting at the door.
"You're back?!"
"Yes, Your Majesty. As you instructed, I have assembled a group of people who absolutely meet your requirements."
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