It's her! The notorious bad girl in the Ultra World!

At March Hare's house, Yan Jin drew up a perfect battle plan.

As long as Alice... uh... Lemons gets the Sword of Volb and kills the Jabberwocky, this punishment will be completely over!

but--

"I don't want it!" Taiga covered his face and dropped his little pearls, stomping his feet from time to time, "Longlong is so cute, how can you kill Longlong!!!"

[Taiga, what are you doing? ! ! ! ! ]

【Huzi you you you...[Angry and funny.jpg]】

[Xiao Niu Fei: It’s not too late to use Salon Dragon~[hum.jpg]]

[Thank you for the invitation. My impression of the little tiger has been completely shattered...]

Yan Jin frowned, feeling a little hot eyed. What's going on? (?)

"I don't want it either!" another voice came from the side.

Yan Jin: “?”

I turned around and saw it was Mebius.

Mebius hugged his cat's tail and said shyly: "How can the cutest cats fight? I am the most timid..."

audience:? ? ? ?

[Don’t pretend to be weak and die, I tell you, it won’t work! ! ! ! ]

[Why didn't you think of yourself as a coward when you drugged the sisters? 】

[How come you forgot that you are timid when you were seducing the empress? ! ! ! ! ]

[Hmph, men’s mouths are full of lies!!!]

Yan Jin touched the goose bumps on her arms and took a deep breath. "Then, March Hare, you come."

Cero, who was called out, shook his head frantically, "No!"

"Why?"

Cero grabbed his bunny ears and covered his eyes, twisting his butt and moving his bunny tail: "Bunny, be a good baby, bunny, be a lady! Bunny, don't fight!"

【Master!!!!!!!!!】

[As a fan of Zero, I looked disgusting in front of the scene [crazy.jpg]]

[I hate that I can’t record this live broadcast hahahahahahahahahahahahaha]

[It seems that we are not the only ones who find it funny hahahahahahahahahahaha]

Yan Jin silently turned his gaze to Hikari, "You can't be so divine, right?"

"of course not."

Yan Jin's eyes lit up, as if she saw the light of day.

As a result, Hikari crushed their hopes again when he opened his mouth: "Because I am just a prophet, I don't have the same powerful power as them."

Yan Jin: …

[Beiniao: Do ​​you want me to repeat whether you are strong or not? ! ! ! ! ]

[No powerful force? If Guang is shot dead, half of the troubles in the Ultra Universe will be reduced. You tell me that you don't have powerful force? ]

[Even Hikari fans find this ridiculous, after all, Hikari's arm strength is higher than Dyna's]

[Na Zi curses and leaves the live broadcast room]

As the saying goes, a good woman has great ambitions and never speaks out her pain, but this doesn't stop Yan Jin from wanting to turn into an octopus monster and slap eight people at once! ! ! !

It seems that this farce has to be resolved by her.

"Mad Hatter, where are you going?"

"Go commit suicide." Yan Jin looked like he had lost all hope in life.

Looking at the faces that were better at putting on makeup than her, Yan Jin felt as if she was shocked a thousand times.

Thanks for the invitation. Now she just wants to transform into a heartbroken rose at midnight.

"So cool! I want to be with the Mad Hatter too!!!" Lemony Lemon held her arm, his face full of affection, "Mad Hatter, let's look at the stars and the moon together, and talk about everything from poetry and songs to the philosophy of life. Let's live a carefree life with each other in this world, gallop on horses and share the prosperity of the world, and drink and sing..."

"Stop! Are you confessing your feelings? Are you reading the lyrics?!!!!"

"lyrics?"

No one knew what switch was triggered, and everyone suddenly became excited, which scared Yan Jin.

Seven snapped his fingers, and the room went dark instantly, with only a spotlight shining on him. He held the microphone in his hand and started to speak: "Dear friends, how are you tonight?!"

"Great!!!!" The others were very supportive, but Yan Jin's mind went blank and he just stood there.

Seven made the same pose as the thinker on the toilet: "I am today's singer, ture my world eye!"

"What do you mean?" Yan Jin was confused.

Seven's eyes were filled with smiles, and his face was mysterious. "This English sentence means - betraying my love ~ you bear the debt of conscience! When I finally knew the truth, I burst into tears..."

"I am drinking and singing, and I feel haggard..."

Raymond was on the stage at some point, holding a pipa, and flirted with Yan Jin, "You're still holding a pipa, half covering your face~" As he said that, he suddenly took out a second pipa from behind one pipa, "Hold two pipas to cover your whole face!"

Yan Jin: ????

"I love you, dear Mad Hatter." Seven suddenly hugged her neck with a loving look on his face.

"I... I don't love you." Yan Jin said, biting her back teeth.

"Why? Is it because our zodiac signs are incompatible? It's okay, I'm in love, no matter what the zodiac sign is, I like it, even if it's a socket!"

Yan Jin pushed his hand away, "No need, I am the eldest daughter in the family, I can restrain myself from small love, but there is no need for big love."

"Then, my lady, please play with me as much as you want!"

Yan Jin: ????

audience:? ? ? ? ?

[I really like this sentence from an Aoki fan: Huh???】

[I thought it was absurd, but I never thought it was this absurd [stupid.jpg]]

[Please save Sister Yan, she looks like she’s about to break apart hahahahahahahaha]

[Sister Yan: It’s broken. The attack was rebounded by the opponent.]

[Sister Yan was severely attacked mentally hahahahahahahaha]

Yan Jin took a deep breath. No, she had to take one more breath, and one more breath... No! She couldn't bear it anymore! ! ! !

"Dear Mr. White Rabbit, look! A flying saucer!"

“Huh?” Seven looked in the direction she pointed, but there was nothing there. He turned around and found that his pants had been stripped off, “Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!”

Seven, who was so panicked that he ran away leaving an afterimage with his pants pulled up, quickly returned to his room and never came out again.

[Sister Yan: I admit that your attack is very strong, but what if you meet me after the CD of the skill of stripping pants ends? [Proud.jpg]]

Yan Jin, who was standing aside, seemed to have let out all the anger in her heart and felt relieved.

She looked at the people watching the fight and said with a fake smile, "Now, do you think you can fight?"

The sweaty people nodded repeatedly, protecting their pants with their hands: "Yes, yes, yes! Absolutely!"

Yan Jin was very satisfied.

It turns out that her old profession is more in line with her style.

System: [Rule 4: The best way to defeat a psychopath is to be more psychopathic than them]