It's her! The notorious bad girl in the Ultra World!
127. The Red Queen wins over the Mad Hatter
In the Red Peach Palace, Yan Jin was brought before the Red Queen.
The poker soldier explained the reason to the Red Queen. Yan Jin was very curious about what the Red Queen looked like, so she secretly looked up and took a look.
With just one glance, Yan Jin thought of all the sorrows of her life and had to cover her mouth with her hands to smile.
The reason is simple, because the Red Queen is also an acquaintance -
Leo?!
[Red Queen? You call Leo the Red Queen? Hahahahahahahaha]
[Leo, what’s wrong with you? Have you been possessed?! ! ! !]
[Red Tribe Ao = Red Queen (?) Hahahahahahahahahahahaha]
[To some extent... the Red Queen can chop off heads, and Leo can perform a flying kick. Both are extremely lethal. Isn't this a match between their identities? Hahahahahahahahaha]
But even if I'm playing the Red Queen, what the hell is this special effect of enlarging the head???
It feels like it would be even bigger than two heads of hers.
He even wore a red princess dress, blue eyeshadow and heart-shaped lip makeup, but the most eye-catching thing was his hairstyle, a red rose heart shape? ? ? ?
What was excessive was that she wanted to laugh every time she watched it, and in the end she didn't dare to look him in the face and just buried her head in laughter and tears.
[Sister Yan: I almost think of my wife’s breasts, but I can’t help it]
[It’s more explosive than Cat Rabbit and Tiger wearing maid costumes, hahahahahahahaha]
[Feng Yuan! Feng Yuan, what’s wrong with you! Hahahahahahahahahaha…]
Red Queen Leo didn't understand what she was laughing at, so she coughed loudly to stop her wanton laughter, and then said:
"Mad Hatter, I know you are a loyal subordinate of the White Queen, but this underground world is destined to belong to us, the Red Queen! Why don't you join our Red Queen camp?"
"Puff——" Yan Jin's lips were almost twisted into a knot but she couldn't help but raise the corners of her mouth.
He turned his back and calmed himself down, "Ahem, may I ask the Red...Red Queen...Your Highness, how are the welfare benefits in your camp?"
Leo was silent for a moment: "Monthly salary of 30,000, with five insurances and one fund, food, accommodation, and a warm bed, and no adjusted leave."
Yan Jin surrendered to the enemy in a second: "I'll join."
[No adjustment for the day off? !!! Damn, you are really kind! !!! !!]
[He didn’t even take a day off! Holy shit!!!]
"Very good!" Leo snapped his fingers, and his confidant, the Red Heart Knight Astra, took out a piece of white cloth from somewhere like a projection, looking very mysterious.
The key is that it can also connect to the White Queen's palace, enabling face-to-face communication.
"Ah? Isn't this just a video call?" Yan Jin was speechless. After all this time, it was just this. It sounded so high-sounding, but it was pure nonsense.
"White Queen, now that I have the help of the Mad Hatter, I will be able to completely destroy you in no time!"
Leo looked towards the screen with a serious face.
The White Queen also revealed her appearance—dressed in all white, also wearing a princess dress, and with long white curly hair… Zoffy? !!!!!!
[Captain Yantou! Yantou, what are you doing? ! ! ! ! ! ! ]
[The promising Shafulin is really promising. She actually became the queen. Hahahahahahaha]
[I know this is absurd, but I didn't expect it to be so absurd hahahahahahahaha]
["The Crown Prince of Star L77 declares war on the Captain of the Kingdom of Light"]
[Earth's real-name system for watching the game hahahahaha]
"Hey, don't be so complacent. When Alice comes and gets the Sword of Volber, you and your Sharpjaw will have no choice but to surrender!" Zoffy responded to Leo's declaration of war with a serious face.
Leo snorted coldly and said with a straight face: "First, I don't say hey!"
[Your name is not Hey, your name is Chu Yuxuan [heart.jpg]]
[Have you also watched "Let's Watch the Meteor Shower"? ]
"Second, my Exploding Neck Dragon will definitely win!!!!" At the end, Leo directly hung up the call.
"Mad Hatter!"
"I am here, Your Highness." Yan Jin performed a chivalric salute unhurriedly. Her movements were too casual. It seemed that she did not take the declaration of war seriously at all. "Your Highness, I am just a hatter. I don't have any powerful power."
Leo snorted, "I don't believe it."
[Leo: Do you think I haven't seen "Ultra Galaxy Legend 2.0·Yan Jin Version"? ]
[Beliudorra was split in half: in ancient times, Chen Xiang split the mountain, and now Yan Jin splits the shell [heart.jpg]]
"Hatter? What kind of hat can you make?" asked the Knight of Hearts Astra curiously.
"To tell the truth, my dear sire, as a hatter I am of little ability, and the things I make are very ugly, but there is one skill in which I am very strong."
"what?"
【Painting a big cake for a man (bushi)】
[Sister Yan: You go to my harem first and then I will tell you [色.jpg]]
Yan Jin made up a story in all seriousness: "I can make bras for big pectoral muscles. Of course, small pectoral muscles are also OK. I know a little bit of breast augmentation techniques."
[First generation: Order mine? I’m famous for my big chest muscles]
[Sister Yan talked about breast augmentation techniques, but her hands moved. Do you still want to rub it? Hahahahahahaha]
[But according to the hostile relationship between L77 and the Kingdom of Light, the first generation was on the side of the White Queen [serious analysis.jpg]]
[If you take it seriously, you will lose. After all, the system said that this place is chaotic.]
Leo stroked his chin, half believing and half doubting, "Really?"
"Of course, no cheating~"
Look at her sincere eyes——
[Xi Fei: There is no sight, astigmatism is quite serious [Xi Kali is sure.jpg]]
"Then come to my room and show me how."
[Good demonstration, this is really wonderful! ! ! ! [色.jpg]]
[I've learned it. Next time I see a bastard, I'll say the same thing.]
【Kuashit: Learning everything will only harm you! ! ! ! 】
Yan Jin followed the Red Queen back to the Queen's bedroom. Leo took off his upper body clothes, revealing his strong muscles and perfectly defined abdominal muscles.
Yan Jin took a breath.
[Is this the queen? How come she is stronger than Xiaoying's cow? ? ? ? ]
[Sister Yan: Don’t use this to test veteran cadres! ! ! ! ]
"Your Majesty, what is this?" Yan Jin said while licking the corner of her lips.
Astra: "Your Highness always feels that your breasts are small and you want them to be as big as your big head."
Yan Jin: ????
"I'm talking about breast augmentation, not deformation."
[Sister Yan: Don’t use this to embarrass the old cadres! ! ]
[Oh my god, your big head is guaranteed to be 36F, right? The first generation ones weren’t this exaggerated [I can’t imagine.jpg]]
[Manisan: Even if we take a step back, my chest muscles can still defend against attacks, but yours can’t [Biye.jpg]]
"Of course, in order to keep my body slim and fit, I also hope to exercise for a few hours after the breast augmentation to burn calories."
【Then why don't you just listen to "Burn My Calories" a few more times? 】
The expression on Yan Jin's face was hard to describe. "Okay, Thin Queen, no, Your Highness the Red Queen, I know you have a slim figure..."
But Leo was a head taller than her when he stood up.
Yan Jin: "But as your loyal subordinate, I sincerely suggest that you don't sleep on your side at night. I'm afraid you'll become so thin that you'll have to cut the bed into pieces."
[Here comes a reasonable reason not to lose weight hahahahahaha]
[Slice sister, you are really good at talking, hahahaha]
[Thanks to my sister for saying one sentence that made my body anxiety go away]
"Well, what you said makes sense. Why don't I help you lose weight?"
Yan Jin: ???
[Who just called me Slice Sister? Now I’m really going to become Slice, hahahahahahahahaha]
【Absurd literature (X) Absurd literature (√)】
"But don't worry, the Knight of Hearts and I will not let you become as thin as a slice. Of course, the breast augmentation technology I just mentioned will also be carried out together."
so?
Is this the reason for the black screen?? ! ! ! ! !
[Ah? So it seems like exercising to lose weight is a doi? ? ? ? ]
[I've learned it. Next time I'll do the same to my trans people [色色色.jpg]]
When the screen came back on, Yan Jin was lying naked on the bed, wrapped in a quilt, holding her waist, wailing for a long time.
There are ambiguous kiss marks on the exposed shoulders and collarbones.
According to the analysis of the hickey, there is more than one person.
【Burn my calories (X) The old man is open-hearted to me (√)】
[It feels like I have accidentally entered Myanmar hahahahahahahaha]
[Yan Jin: Life is unpredictable, Jinlian was wrongly given to Wu Dalang [crying.jpg]]
[Ah? So what was that just now was... Brothers Donburi? ! ! ! [色.jpg]]
System: [Rule 3: Don’t trust any character’s words easily]
【Wuhu! The plot is getting more and more ridiculous! ! ! [色色色.jpg]】
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