All the teachers in the sect are villains, except for the little sister who is crazy and perverted

"Ugh……"

This was the 108th time Hua Yanci sighed today.

The little demons who served him all looked at him in confusion, wondering what had happened to their new demon king who was always sighing.

"My king, what's wrong with you?"

Curiosity always makes one braver, a little wolf demon asked in a low voice.

"Ugh……"

Hua Yanci sighed again and asked, "Do you have a partner?"

The little wolf demon was a little confused: "My king, no."

Hua Yanci leaned back on the couch: "Then you won't understand my suffering, alas..."

Little Wolf Demon: ???

Hua Yanci lay on the couch, holding up the report from the demon world. She always felt that life was empty and boring. Spring was here, and everything was reviving. The descendants of the demon world also began to look for their own partners. The combination of each demon and the birth of offspring was a big event in the demon world and needed to be reported to the Demon King.

As for the recent wedding memorials he received on his desk, he read fifty of them every hour. Really, otherwise Hua Yanci was sure that he had already conquered the demon world. He would have suspected that these demons had planned to anger him to death in this way and then seek power.

Every demon can find its own spring.

But what about him?

The winter is bleak and cold enough to make one feel chilled at first glance.

Hua Yanci couldn't help but sigh again, looking at the memorial about the happy marriage, he wrote a big "No" with the cinnabar ink pen.

"My king..."

The little wolf demon might have been stimulated by the look of shared fate, and after holding back for a long time, he couldn't help but said: "Although I don't have a partner, I am good at giving advice."

Hua Yanci raised her eyelids: "Really?"

The little wolf demon was a little proud: "Of course! To be honest, I am a famous matchmaker in the surrounding villages. The red lines I have tied are enough to go around the demon world five times!"

Hua Yanci became interested: "Then tell me about it."

The little wolf demon coughed and said, "If you want to have a partner, you must first give your partner enough sense of security, which means your wealth - money!"

……

Bai Xiaoxiao felt that Hua Yanci was a little abnormal.

In the middle of the night, he said he wanted to go to the night market. He didn't even watch the performances, competitions, or snacks along the way, and dragged her directly to the biggest den of money-losing in the demon world. Once inside, the magnificent decoration was so magnificent that it was hard to open your eyes. Bai Xiaoxiao glanced suspiciously at Hua Yanci, who was holding his head high with his chest puffed out, and her hands itched a little.

"My king, Fairy Xiaoxiao, what brings you two here?"

The colorful peacock waving a round fan saw them and its eyes lit up.

Hua Yanci waved his hand and said, "Bring the most expensive things you have here to me!"

Colorful Peacock: “Okay!”

Bai Xiaoxiao: "Huh?..."

Skirts, wide robes, gauze clothes, capes; hairpins, step-shaking ornaments, gold hairpins, silver ornaments; bracelets, necklaces, rings, anklets; agate, pearls, jade, coral, green cat's eye, obsidian...

Bai Xiaoxiao just felt overwhelmed.

Cai Kongque introduced: "These are the latest styles this year, especially suitable for Fairy Xiaoxiao. As long as you dress up, the title of the most beautiful woman in the six realms will be a piece of cake."

Hua Yanci glanced at her quietly.

Cai Kongque suddenly felt a chill: "Of course... What I mean is that even if you don't have these, you are still invincible in the six realms."

Hua Yanci was satisfied.

Colorful Peacock: ...

Bai Xiaoxiao slowed down and raised her head: "I..."

Hua Yanci slapped the table at this moment: "What do you want to choose? I'll take care of it all!"

"Okay!" Cai Kongque's mouth was almost cracked to her ears. She asked her demons to pack up quickly. "A total of 80 million taels of gold. I will send it back to the palace for you later."

Hua Yanci was about to agree when she felt someone kick her calf. Bai Xiaoxiao smiled politely and said slowly, "No, we're just here to take a look, not to buy anything."

Colorful Peacock: “…Ah?”

Bai Xiaoxiao took Hua Yanci's hand and was about to stand up, but Hua Yanci pulled her back: "Why not buy it? Buy it!"

Bai Xiaoxiao comforted him: "Be obedient, we won't buy it."

Hua Yanci: "Why not buy it? Buy it! I have money!"

Bai Xiaoxiao silently raised her eyelids: "Where did you get the money?"

Hua Yanci was about to say arrogantly that he had plenty of money in his small treasury, but suddenly remembered that he had already given the key to the small treasury to Bai Xiaoxiao, which meant that the money now was not his money, but Bai Xiaoxiao's money.

He opened his mouth: "I...think I have money."

Bai Xiaoxiao: ...

Colorful Peacock: ...

……

The little wolf demon was taken back.

"My king... Actually, it's quite vulgar to mention money. This just proves the noble character of Fairy Xiaoxiao... She's considerate! A considerate man is lucky!"

……

Bai Xiaoxiao ate her midnight snack in silence.

She looked at Hua Yanci who added vinegar, sugar, chili oil and sesame garlic sauce to her, and she didn't know what to say.

"Okay, Xiaoxiao, eat."

Hua Yanci was very confident. He knew Bai Xiaoxiao's taste very well. Xiaoxiao liked sour, sweet, spicy, fragrant and numb tastes, so he gave them all to her.

how to say……

Bai Xiaoxiao really likes to add spicy and numbing flavors to some noodles, and sometimes sweet and sour, but... it also depends on what kind of noodles, right? Hawthorn rock sugar rice noodles with spicy and numbing flavors? Who can come up with this dark dish? ?

Oh, Hua Yanci is not human.

But the other party's eager gaze was too intense. Bai Xiaoxiao silently took a sip of the hawthorn and rock sugar soup. Hmm... this chili is really flavorful!

She drank a few more sips and couldn't help sneezing, and then a thick fur cloak covered her body.

"Are you cold? It's okay, just warm yourself up."

Hua Yanci's eyes were gentle, and at the same time she was glad that she was well prepared.

Bai Xiaoxiao was silent, and silently took another sip of the spicy hawthorn and rock sugar soup, then reached out and turned Hua Yanci's head over to let him see the demon who was wearing a single robe on the street and still felt hot.

"Really, if you have any dissatisfaction with me, you can just tell me directly."

Hua Yanci: ...

……

"Romance! Romance!"

The little wolf demon hanging from the beam felt that his life was over: "Romantic men are the most popular with women! There is no doubt about it!"

……

Bai Xiaoxiao is tired.

Hua Yanci appeared and disappeared, and I had no idea what she was doing.

Now let her go to the pavilion beside the quiet lake.

She felt like she was coaxing a child today.

As soon as Bai Xiaoxiao stepped into the pavilion, countless gorgeous roses suddenly burst out around her. Hua Yanci was wearing a gorgeous and beautiful exquisite red robe, her jet-black hair was loosely tied up with a gilded hairpin, her crow feathers trembled like butterfly wings, her eyes were gentle and beautiful, and her thin lips were as red as flames.

He jumped in front of Bai Xiaoxiao and danced with his waist. His figure was dreamy and breathtakingly beautiful.

"Do I dance well, Xiaoxiao?"

Hua Yanci seldom dances. In the beginning, he would feel disgusted if others looked at his face for too long. Although it is better now, he seldom shows his beauty, and what he shows most is his cruelty.

But this dance is extremely beautiful.

Bai Xiaoxiao looked a little stupid.

Hua Yanci was finally satisfied with Bai Xiaoxiao's condition. He lowered his eyes and slowly approached him, but suddenly saw Bai Xiaoxiao stretching out her index finger to pick off the rose petals that were stuck to his hair.

"How are you?"

"what?"

Hua Yanci didn’t understand Bai Xiaoxiao’s sudden words, but he understood the next moment.

Damn, he is allergic!

……

The moon is very bright and round.

Bai Xiaoxiao held up a round fan and fanned the collapsed red fox. Fortunately, the red fox was not stained too much. After a while, the small bumps on Hua Yanci's face disappeared, but it seemed that it was a great blow to him.

"Okay, okay, it's okay. I'm not laughing at you."

Bai Xiaoxiao rubbed the fox ears that popped out of his head, comforting him.

Hua Yanci suddenly turned his back to her and huddled into a ball.

The tail went up and down, and Bai Xiaoxiao couldn't help but pull it a few times.

"Humph! I won't let you touch me!"

Hua Yanci retracted his tail.

Bai Xiaoxiao looked at his angry expression and knew what he was going to do. She pressed on his shoulders and rubbed his furry ears hard, "I'm just touching it."

"Humph!" Hua Yanci was unhappy. "You knew exactly what I was going to do, but you didn't cooperate with me."

Bai Xiaoxiao couldn't help but chuckled, pursed her lips and pecked him lightly on the face: "Okay, I'm not angry anymore."

"no!"

"So what else do you want?"

As soon as Bai Xiaoxiao finished speaking, she smelled a strong and strange fragrance. Her mind was a little confused and she looked a little dazed. She especially wanted to get closer to the person next to her.

Finished, I got hit.

But, never mind...

"Can I do anything?"

"Uh-huh……"

The moon shyly hid in the clouds.

Bai Xiaoxiao hugged the man anxiously and suddenly felt like she was being played.

Hua Yanci breathed heavily, feeling satisfied.

Sure enough, you still have to rely on your own experience to achieve victory!