Reborn as a grass, the empress sneered at the beginning

Fatty Wang looked at the two of them, then walked out of the cave.

After coming outside, Fatty Wang found a huge bluestone and sat on it.

Holding a dogtail grass in his mouth, Fatty Wang frowned and said, "Big brother and Miss Ruan have both been tricked. How should big brother solve the problem? Hehe, it can't be, well, okay, big brother is handsome, Miss Ruan is pretty, the two of them can be a couple, that's great!"

The fat man thought for a moment and then said, "However, this Miss Ruan has a rather fierce temper. Although she is a good person, what if...

At this time, Ye Xiaolu and Su Xiaoruan in the cave were both feeling angry and their faces were a little red.

"Xiao, Xiaolu, you are so handsome!"

"I think……"

Su Xiaoruan's eyes looked extremely alluring, and seemed to contain some kind of desire.

"I can't make it!"

Ye Xiaolu was extremely panicked at this moment, luckily her mental strength was still relatively strong, otherwise, she probably would not have been able to control herself and pounce on him.

He looked down and was even more speechless. Su Xiaoruan's skirt had just been torn by Su Can, and now her long legs looked so white that he felt a little dizzy.

"Steady, steady!"

Ye Xiaolu muttered to herself, not knowing what to do.

"what!"

What made him even more speechless was that Su Xiaoruan suddenly pounced on him from behind, and it was unknown where she got the strength from, but she pressed Ye Xiaolu down.

"Oh my god, this is terrible!"

Ye Xiaolu was speechless. The faint fragrance on the other person made him feel even more powerless. He wanted to resist, but his body seemed to be out of control.

"Xiaolu, I..."

Su Xiaoruan's eyes were filled with red bloodshot. She then lay down and kissed Ye Xiaolu directly on the lips.

"Ok!"

Ye Xiaolu was dumbfounded. In his two lifetimes, he had never done this with a woman before. This was his first kiss.

I didn't expect that my first kiss would be taken away by someone like this.

However, Su Xiaoruan's attack was swift and she began to pull up her skirt.

"No, this girl is usually so conservative. When she saw me like that that day, she almost killed me. If she wakes up, she will definitely kill me!"

Ye Xiaolu tried her best to stay rational in her heart.

"Fuck, the other party took the initiative, what are you afraid of? Just go for it!"

Another voice sounded in Ye Xiaolu's heart.

"This leg..."

"So bouncy..."

Ye Xiaolu accidentally touched the other person's leg, and was extremely excited.

"By the way, isn't there another porcelain vase?"

At this moment, Ye Xiaolu suddenly thought of something, and he decided to give it a try. Among the two porcelain bottles, the other one might be the antidote?

Ye Xiaolu felt that this possibility was quite high.

"Miss Xiao Ruan, let me go, that bottle might be the antidote!"

Ye Xiaolu was being ridden by the other party, and he couldn't reach the porcelain bottle with his hand. He was extremely anxious. If this continued, he was afraid he would lose his mind.

Although he also wanted to do that, he still felt that he should not take advantage of someone's misfortune.

Unfortunately, Su Xiaoruan didn't listen to him at all at this time. She pulled her skirt down a little, leaving Ye Xiaolu completely speechless.

Just when Su Xiaoruan was about to kiss Ye Xiaolu again, a golden light flashed in Ye Xiaolu's heart, and he was instantly turned into a golden foxtail grass.

Su Xiaoruan kissed Loneliness, then looked down and saw that there was an empty space below and there was actually a golden grass.

"Am I not mistaken?"

Su Xiaoruan instantly became more sober, and the golden dogtail grass flashed and ran to the side of the small porcelain bottle.

The golden dogtail grass flashed again and turned into Ye Xiaolu. After taking the bottle and opening it, a burst of green smoke came out.

“It stinks!”

Ye Xiaolu felt it smelled a bit, but she couldn't care less now. She immediately ran over, opened it and let Su Xiaoruan smell it too.

Soon, the two of them became much more sober.

"Huh, just now, just now I..."

Although she was much more awake, Su Xiaoruan still felt a little weak and looked at Ye Xiaolu.

Ye Xiaolu looked down at the other person and couldn't help swallowing: "Miss Xiaoruan, you, your clothes!"

"what……"

Su Xiaoruan looked down and her face immediately turned red with shame. She hurriedly pulled up her clothes and then adjusted her skirt.

"Well, Miss Ruan, you just said I was handsome, and you wanted to..."

Ye Xiaolu frowned and said, "You won't blame me, right?"

Su Xiaoruan's face was so red that it seemed like blood was about to drip out. Although she couldn't control herself just now, she was still very clear in her mind. She seemed to have taken the initiative just now, but the man in front of her was very reserved and maintained his rationality. If Ye Xiaolu hadn't controlled herself just now, the consequences would have been unimaginable.

"I, I won't blame you!"

Su Xiaoruan bit her sexy red lips and lowered her head and said, "But, my first kiss, how can I face people in the future?"

Seeing the other person's aggrieved look, Ye Xiaolu was speechless. He was clearly the one being bullied just now, so why did it seem like he was the one bullying the other person?

He could only smile awkwardly: "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone. If I don't tell anyone, who would know that you kissed me? Besides, this is my first time too. Let's call it even, okay?"

"Even? How can you make something like this even?"

Su Xiaoruan stood up, stamping her feet in anger, and pouted, "No, you have to be responsible for me. Not only did you kiss me just now, you also touched me and looked at me. My pure and innocent body has been defiled by you!"

Ye Xiaolu almost vomited blood. This woman was obviously blaming him. Besides, nothing happened just now. Are people in this world so conservative? Just for what he did just now, he should be held responsible!

What Ye Xiaolu didn't know was that this world was indeed extremely conservative.

Su Xiaoruan flipped his palm and took out a sword, put it on his neck and said: "I don't care, if you don't take responsibility for me, I will kill myself in front of you!"

Seeing that the other party was serious, Ye Xiaolu felt a headache. However, this woman was indeed good-looking. Her figure and appearance almost made him bleed from the nose.

"Wait, this world isn't monogamous, right?"

Ye Xiaolu thought about it and asked.

"what does it mean?"

Su Xiaoruan was confused.

"That is, a man can only find one woman, a Taoist companion, is that right?"

Ye Xiaolu asked tentatively.

"No, some strong men have many wives and concubines around them, and some strong men... this is all very normal."

Su Xiaoruan said directly.

"Okay, I agree, but this is moving too fast. Let's just be a couple first, talk about love and see if we're compatible!"

Ye Xiaolu was delighted, thinking to herself that this alien world was great. If she became a strong person in the future, wouldn't it be...

Su Xiaoruan then shyly put down the sword in her hand, and said, "Then, from now on, I will be yours. I did that just now, and you didn't do anything beastly. I can see that you are a gentleman. I believe that my choice, Su Xiaoruan, will definitely not be wrong. Xiaolu, you won't let me lose, right?"

"No, I'll let you win the whole world!"

Ye Xiaolu grinned and was secretly happy in his heart. Fortunately, he had controlled himself just now. Isn’t it wonderful that he got such a beautiful wife for free?

Moreover, looking at Su Xiaoruan's current state, it is obvious that she will be the kind of woman who obeys her man completely in the future. It makes me excited just thinking about it.