I have 6 systems, so what if I'm a little arrogant?

The poor little mountain village was pitch black at night, with only a few lights on.

The closer we got to one of the houses, the clearer the sobbing sounds became.

Several furtive figures were squatting beside the overgrown path, one of them looking at the family who was crying, as if thinking about something.

A trembling male voice whispered in a low voice: "What are we going to do?"

"I suspect there is something wrong with this village. Let's investigate it together. If there is really a problem, call the police immediately!" Tang Tingyu answered in a whisper.

Huo Yan wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

How did a work variety show turn into a suspense adventure variety show? It's like he was dreaming of "Ultimate 72 Hours".

Tang Tingyu seemed to be able to read her mind, and her tone was a little excited, "This is much more fun than those variety shows. There is no script, and the degree of freedom is extremely high. Are you looking forward to it?"

Huo Yan: "...looking forward to it. Very much looking forward to it."

Damn it, he would rather go and pick up manure just to expect a few cents. How can he be repaired!

Ling Ran, who was squatting behind Tang Tingyu, was holding a hoe and couldn't wait any longer. "So this village really traffics in people? When do we start enforcing justice? I've even got the props ready!"

Cen Weiming and Lu Cheng, who had been silent nearby, also raised the hammers and axes in their hands.

Huo Yan looked horrified.

Why are they all so excited? They even have their weapons equipped.

He was unarmed.

"I want to go back and get my weapons too!"

Tang Tingyu grabbed his clothes and stuffed a reincarnation device from another world - a large brick - into his hand.

"Let's first investigate the houses with lights on and see if we can hear anything under the windows?"

Ling Ran: "Do we need to split up?"

Tang Tingyu rolled his eyes, "Haven't you seen the movie? It's stupid to split up in this situation! Also, silence your phones, and watch your feet when you walk, don't step on branches or cans or anything like that."

The other people nodded frantically, and the director didn't dare to get too close to them, and filmed seriously from a distance.

According to the laws of horror movies, the cameraman will generally be fine!

However, in order to ensure his own safety, Director Gengjing still cautiously carried a large stone with him.

Tang Tingyu crouched down and walked in front, "Let's go to the house where the crying sound comes from first."

The group used the weeds as cover to get closer to the window where the light was coming from.

The sounds of crying, beating and scolding became clearer.

It turned out to be the voice of the middle-aged woman who had caused trouble at noon. The sharp shouting mixed with the dull sound of sticks hitting flesh made people feel creepy.

"You little bitch, you just know how to cry all day long. Since I bought you, you have never given me a good face. The blessing of our family is gone because of your crying!"

"Wuwuwu, Mom, stop hitting me, I was wrong..."

"I spent 20,000 yuan, but I can't even give birth to a grandson. What a useless thing! If I had known I should have spent money to buy the one with a bigger butt, maybe I would have several good grandchildren now."

The young wife knelt on the ground and couldn't help but explain, "Mom, Yaozu is usually not at home, and giving birth is not just my business..."

"Snapped"!

Another loud slap.

Tang Tingyu squatted under the windowsill and his fists clenched as he listened.

She looked down at the phone that was recording and suppressed the anger in her heart.

Old thing, sooner or later I will send you in incarceration to reunite with your son!

After finding out about the situation of this house, several people changed their position and walked towards the house on the east side that looked the most glamorous and beautiful.

It looks like it’s most likely the village chief’s home.

The cat was also at the window, and the village chief's gloomy voice came, and he seemed to be making a phone call.

"Don't deliver goods to the village recently. Some big stars have come to my place. If we are discovered, we will all be finished."

"How do I know why they chose to come to our village? They must be mentally ill. They would rather leave the good life in the big city and come to this remote place..."

"Okay, stop talking nonsense! Leave the best of this batch to our village. Those celebrities gave us a lot of money, just enough to pick a good one for my son!"

"What? This time you got a college student from a prestigious university?! Okay, okay, you must leave her to my son, it's settled!"

……

Several people felt their blood boiling after hearing this.

Tang Tingyu calmly put away the phone that had recorded the audio.

"Damn it, this is too much. Even if I can't beat her up, can't I teach her a lesson?"

"That's right, I feel like even calling the police and arresting him wouldn't be enough to satisfy you, host."

The systems were also chattering in her mind angrily.

"That's right, you guys should pay attention to it."

Xueba System: "Host, there is a kind of mushroom with light blue stripes in the woods behind the mountain of this small village. Its juice has a hallucinogenic effect. You can pick some and apply it on their food."

"It has to be you, brother Xueba. I'll pick it right away." Tang Tingyu left quietly, like an old hen, carrying four little tails behind her to the back mountain.

Ling Ran was confused, "Why don't we grab some weapons and go in and beat up that old man?"

"Beat her? Do you want to collapse your reputation and sing Tears Behind Bars before you even make your debut?" Huo Yan asked in a low voice.

Tang Tingyu came to the back mountain and successfully found the small blue-striped mushroom with the help of the light from the mobile phone screen.

You know what, the little thing looks like it can't be eaten.

"Everyone, look around and pick more of these mushrooms." She held up the mushrooms in her hand and showed them to the other four people.

Huo Yan had a very smart brain. He reacted immediately and said in a trembling voice, "Although the people in this village are really bad people, they wouldn't poison you. You'll get shot if you do that!"

Upon hearing that this thing was poisonous, Cen Weiming's hand holding the mushroom turned into stone.

"Don't worry, it won't kill you. At most it will just cause some minor hallucinations."

After hearing this, Huo Yan felt relieved and quickly found several large mushrooms and gave them to Tang Tingyu.

After picking up a pile of mushrooms, she returned the same way and looked at the bacon and salted fish drying in the village chief's courtyard. She crushed the mushrooms with a grin and spread the juice evenly on them with her backhand.

Once is not enough, try it twice, three times!

Anyway, the juice is colorless and tasteless.

Long Aotian’s system still felt unsatisfied. It was just an illusion, just a tickle.

"So, what are you going to do?"

"Wait a moment, I'll go and argue with the main system and ask for permission to use a certain classic item."

Tang Tingyu waved his hand and asked Huo Yan and the others to go to the others to get the mushroom juice, while he himself waited patiently for the so-called "classic props".

Soon, in the pitch-black darkness, a flag emitting black smoke appeared in front of her.

"This is the famous 'Human Emperor Flag' in the world of immortal cultivation! Just like the ancient mirror last time, this plane cannot be used, but I still convinced the main system with my excellent eloquence~"

"But... why is your 'Human Emperor Flag' emitting black smoke?"

"Oh, it's just been in the system store for too long. That's not black smoke, it's dust."

Tang Tingyu: (′?_?`)

Really? She doubted it.

"How to use it?"

"It's simple. Suck the souls of those bastards into the flag and let them experience what hell is like! Then wait for the police to come, spit out their souls, and then go sing Tears Behind Bars."

That’s great. It makes me feel relieved now.

……

The next day, the village chief took down the salted fish hanging on the rope in the courtyard and planned to stir-fry it.

I don’t know if it was his illusion, but I always felt that the salted fish this time had a different flavor and was especially delicious.

After eating, the salted fish in the bowl all praised his excellent cooking skills.

The dog Rhubarb raised at home was circling around his legs, yelling, “I want to eat, I want to eat too.”

The village chief was in a good mood and ate several salted fish in one breath, but he felt a little choked after eating too much.

He staggered to the well to fetch some water to drink.

When he came to the well, he suddenly found that the well mouth had become wider.

It’s okay, just jump down and drink it.

There was a loud "thump".

Huo Yan, who was passing by and was about to water the vegetable field, frowned and followed the sound.

The village chief seemed to be possessed by a ghost and jumped into his own toilet to eat heartily.

Drinking and laughing at the same time.

Huo Yan: (′Д` )

He turned around and saw that the rope that had been hanging the salted fish was already empty. He instantly understood the whole story.

What a poisonous mushroom juice! It’s so horrible, so horrible!

Ling Ran behind him looked at Huo Yan, whose face was as pale as paper, and was very curious about what he had seen, and could not help but want to step forward.

"Be good and don't go. Children should not be too curious."

Ling Ran: “?”

"Let's just farm the land honestly and not worry too much..."

On the other side, in several other households who had eaten the mushroom juice, some were kissing their dogs with their tongues, and some were in a good mood and wanted to do striptease.

There are also grown men who cry and shout that they want to have children, and if they can't have children, they will chop off their useless cows...

It took all day and until late at night.

Tang Tingyu held the "Human Emperor Flag", climbed over the window like a ghost, and stood quietly beside the village chief's bed.

The village chief, who had just vomited and finally fell asleep, felt cold all over in his sleep. He suddenly opened his eyes and saw Tang Tingyu with her entire face covered by long hair.

Before his scream of fear could escape his throat, he felt himself being sucked into some dark environment the next second.

Tang Tingyu: Go to hell, you bastard, hehehe~