War garbage collection system

Han Xing felt very comfortable being praised by this Wu Lord. He had never felt so comfortable when he was in harmony with a woman, so he kept saying:

"Okay, very good, Master Wu, please continue. I like your praise! Hahahaha."

When this Lord Wu's mouth became dry and his voice became hoarse from praising.

"Well, dear Master Wu, I really enjoy your praise.

However, because of your personal selfishness, our Tiger Tribe has lost more than 100 to nearly 200 members within this year.

So I declare: Dear Master Wu, you will be beheaded in public."

"No, no, no, Lord God's Messenger, you can't do this. I am useful to you."

"Useful? What's the use?

Am I going to keep you by my side like my father did, and wait for your conspiracy?"

Han Xing's voice became louder and louder, and in the end he started to roar.

"No, no, Lord God's Messenger, please believe me, I did not mean it... I am innocent, I was wronged! It's all, it's all the fault of the clan leader..."

"Okay, dear Master Wu.

You won't cry until you see the coffin!

You thought we were all fools!

You're the only smart one, right? "

"No, no, Lord God's Messenger, please listen to me... Ah! ~ No, please listen to my explanation."

"Dear Master Wu, you don't need to quibble, and I don't need your explanation.

Now, let me tell you a story, a very long story, and it is extremely bloody.

After you hear this story, I believe you will all agree with my decision.

Well, the story goes like this: In a large tribe, there was an older witch who was looking at two young guys.

One of the boys is called Shi, and the other is called Han. They grew up together and have a very good relationship.

During the hunting process, they saved each other's lives, so it is not an exaggeration to say that they are brothers who share life and death.

The witch planned to choose one of these two young men to serve as the patriarch.

Because the original chief of this large tribe accidentally had an accident and fell off a cliff and died.

At this time, Wu was still loyal to the tribe, so he chose Shi, who was brave and resourceful, to be the new chief of the tribe.

But as time went on, Patriarch Shi's prestige grew higher and higher, and he loved power more and more. He no longer liked people opposing him, and he liked to have the final say.

Patriarch Shi's actions touched upon the interests of one person, that is, Lord Wu, but Lord Wu knew how to endure and never got angry.

Just then, a turning point appeared, and Han rescued a very beautiful woman in the wild. "

[Is my mother beautiful? She is strong, okay? Apart from her big butt and big breasts, what else is beautiful about her? Damn the primitive way of looking at things.]

“Han likes this woman very much, but Chief Shi also has his eyes on this woman.

So, Patriarch Shi used his power to seize this woman. From then on, the two brothers Shi and Han officially broke up under the surface.

In order to tame Han, Chief Shi gave him a woman he didn't like as his wife.

Han was extremely angry and wanted to resist. At this moment, Lord Wu appeared. After some persuasion, the two of them reached a cooperation agreement.

Next, Han expressed his submission, and Lord Wu began to flatter him.

Until ten years ago, the eldest son of Patriarch Shi accidentally fell and became stupid. This blow made Patriarch Shi start to react.

He began to be on guard against Wu and Han. Since the first heir was useless, he began to turn his attention to his youngest son and sent people to protect him secretly.

Unfortunately, Wu and Han were too patient. One of them was mysterious, and the other was smiling but had a dagger hidden behind his smile, which won them the support of many tribesmen.

Among them was the eldest son who was murdered and turned into a fool, and even the eldest daughter was very close to the two of them.

Just six years ago, the silly son brought back a large leaf-shaped, very fragrant roasted donkey meat, saying it was a gift to his father.

But unfortunately, at this moment, some tribesmen came to look for Chief Shi, and then Chief Shi went out.

After taking a bite, the clan leader’s wife found it delicious, so she hid it and planned to enjoy it with her family after her husband came back.

But after taking just a small sip, the clan leader's wife was poisoned and died."

"Xing, from what you said, mother was poisoned to death by me, right?"

"You? You're just a fool, how could you know so much? You were just used by them.

The specific situation requires us to ask our Lord Wu, does he only want to kill our mother, or does he want to kill our entire family?"

"No, no, it's impossible. They are so kind to us, how could it be possible..."

"Just wake up! You big-breasted, brainless woman, they give you food and drink, and that means they are doing you good?

I tell you, what you see, hear, and know are all what they want you to know and what they want you to see. They may be attacking you instead of helping you.

This includes me. Before I got sick, I also liked them, liked the food they gave me, and liked the toys they gave me.

But what is the result?

Just because I am the heir, they once again took advantage of your love-brained sister and brought you the venomous: Jun!

I remember clearly: I told Jun at that time that I didn’t like this kind of fruit, but he forced me to eat it and said that if I didn’t eat it, he would not take me out to play.

My god, I was just a kid, what did I know? For fun, I swallowed the fruit and got sick.

And, sister, do you believe it?

There hasn't been a single poisonous snake in our tribe for hundreds of years.

But this year, not only did poisonous snakes appear in our tribe, but they specifically bit our father. Do you think this is possible? Is it such a coincidence?"

"Wait a minute, I'm a little confused. Good brother, what do you mean?"

"What I mean is: everything that our family has experienced can be summed up in one word: poison!

My eldest brother became stupid after being poisoned, my mother died from the poisoning, my father also died from the poisoning, and I was also poisoned and almost died. Tell me, why is this happening?"

"Good brother, tell me, why?"

“Speaking of this, we have to ask our dear Master Wu.

Because in the entire Tiger Tribe, only Wu Daren is familiar with these poisons and various herbs.

My dear Wu Lord, is the story I told good or not? In this story, you are the culprit!

Although you didn't kill many of the tribesmen, you were involved, right?

Perhaps you were the one who came up with all those conspiracies? Han is not as sinister as you, and he doesn't use poison."

Han Xing looked at Wu, watching his ever-changing expression. His lips opened several times but no sound came out.

"Dear Master Wu, you don't know how to argue, right?

Okay, I don't want to hear your explanations or excuses anymore.

Han Shan, Han Ba, the two of you, drag him out and chop him up."

When Han Xing saw Wu's head, he suddenly felt relaxed all over, as if something had dissipated.

"Okay, everyone is hungry after listening to the stories, let's start cooking!

Han Wu, Han Yun, the two of you, lead everyone to start cooking!"

"Yes, Lord God's Messenger."

“Next, I will sentence some of the guilty tribesmen to different prison terms.

For a long time in the future, they will be mainly engaged in mining and road construction renovation work.

Okay, I am now announcing: Liu, Qiang, Ji, Xian, Hong, ... a dozen of you will be sentenced to 20 years in prison. I ask you, do you accept it?"

"Lord God's Messenger, we surrender!"

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