War garbage collection system

"Damn it, this primitive man's cave is so dirty! It stinks even in winter, how much more smelly will it be in summer?"

Han Xing walked into the cave with his nose pinched, and shook his head helplessly, as if a flock of crows were flying over his head.

"Fortunately, my spiritual power can be five meters away from the body, otherwise it would be troublesome. Why would they wear such dirty clothes?"

While using mental power to pick up scraps, he muttered to himself.

And in his mind, the following mechanical sound kept appearing.

[If you pick up ten sets of tattered animal skin clothing, this system will exchange them for: 100 sets of exquisite warm leather clothing.

If you pick up ten tattered animal-skin hats, the system will exchange them for 100 exquisite warm leather hats.

If you pick up 20 pieces of tattered animal skin foot wraps, the system will exchange them for 100 pairs of warm leather shoes.

If you pick up ten tattered animal leather belts, the system will exchange them for 100 precision leather belts.

If you pick up 30 bunk beds made of mud, the system will exchange them for 300 modern and exquisite Simmons beds.

Pick up 300 mattresses made of hay, and the system will exchange them for modern mattresses.

I picked up dried meat, no, there was rat meat, tiger meat, wolf meat, wild boar meat, pheasant meat, bear meat, snake meat and other dried meats.

What kind of messed up meat is this? How can this system redeem it?

Did primitive people usually eat so poorly?

Forget it, let's just check the weight! There should be about 12 pounds of dried meat here, right?

This system will exchange it for: 500 kilograms of fresh pork.

Alas, it has finally been solved. This was really a difficult problem for this system.

I found some food. What are these? Small grass roots, big grass roots, and all kinds of dried fruits. This is cassava, this is yam, right? And this is...

Oh my god, there are foods that I don’t recognize. Will I be poisoned if I eat them?

Oh my god, is this what these primitive people usually eat? How can they eat such things?

Forget it, forget it. This is really difficult for this system. Shouldn’t this system just weigh the weight directly?

With so many different kinds of food, they should weigh about 20 kilograms in total, right?

This system will exchange it for: 200 kilograms of rice.

That’s it. From now on, all food of this type will be calculated in this way!

I picked up five broken stone knives. This system...

Picked up a broken stick...

Picked up...

.........

Oh, it stinks here! How come these primitive people urinate and defecate in the cave? Isn't this too unhygienic?

Forget it, forget it. We shouldn’t have cared about hygiene with these primitive people.

How to calculate the urine and feces? Forget it, just give the host some!

This system will exchange it into: a bag of high-yield fertilizer, totaling 100 kilograms.

All the above materials have been placed in the system space, please enable them by yourself. 】

"Hehehe! System, I told you not to harm me.

I have mental strength, so I am not afraid of stench. This time, I finally made things difficult for you, right? Hahaha..."

[Host, you are naughty! However, your making a scene has made this cave less smelly.]

"Then I thank you, system."

[Hehehe! This, this is no need to thank me. ]

"Oh! Our system master is now embarrassed.

Oh, why don't I see any pots, bowls, plates or spoons? Do these primitive people eat it raw?

System, what era have you brought me to? There is no fire, right? "

【…】

I just keep silent and I don’t speak.

Han Xing, who was a little panicked at this time, was about to have a good talk with the system.

At this moment, a familiar voice was heard from outside the cave:

"My Lord, I am Shan.

We have captured all the prisoners. Would you like to come out and take a look?"

[What's going on? Are they just trying to fool me? I should go out and take a look.]

Afterwards, Han Xing reacted again through Xing's memory.

What is meant by old, weak, sick and disabled? Old, weak, sick and disabled means that they cannot resist and are used to accepting everything.

And the one who comes here to die now is: Old!

Like a mountain with a wounded leg: disabled!

The star that was carried here to wait for death is: sick!

Usually after a war between two primitive tribes, the old, weak, sick and disabled are the easiest to be captured and have the least human rights.

Therefore, the elderly, the weak, the sick and the disabled on the defeated side basically do not resist.

And since the old, weak, sick and disabled do not resist, they will not be beaten, and it will naturally take less time.

In addition, all of them live and hunt in this area, so they must know each other. Otherwise, they would have lived to such an old age in vain.

In addition, everyone is older and not as hot-tempered as young people! Naturally, there will be no conflicts, and those who can cooperate will try their best to cooperate.

Rather than sending Shan and Sha to attack them, it would be more appropriate to invite them over.

What is this place? This is a place of ruins, filled with a bunch of old people waiting to die.

The caves where these old men waiting to die temporarily lived were not far from each other.

About 500 meters away, there is a temporary cave of a tribe. These caves should have been left behind by the ancestors of primitive people, right?

Rather than saying that Shan was beating Fusha and the others just now, it would be more accurate to say that Shan was venting the grievances and anger he had suffered during this period of time.

After all, in this primitive society, influenced by low productivity, the mainstream idea is for tribes to live in peace and treat captives well.

Due to the lack of various advanced cold weapons, the war between the two tribes was probably just throwing stones and hitting people with sticks, and no one would die.

After saying so much, only about 20 seconds had passed. During this time, Han Xing slowly walked out of the cave.

Seeing the situation outside, Han Xin thought to himself: It turns out that no matter what era, there is always a shortage of people who slack off.

What was happening outside the cave at this time? It's funny to talk about it.

It turned out that Shan and Sha were holding weapons and surrounded the 13 old primitive men, but they were standing there casually, talking and laughing.

There were even two old primitive men who looked like brothers, hugging each other, chatting and bragging!

There were also two old women, who looked like old friends, arm in arm. They didn't look like prisoners at all, but rather like they were just shopping.

When these primitive people saw Korean stars, they immediately stopped talking and laughing.

Then they all knelt down quickly towards Han Xing. For those who had weak legs and feet, Shan and Sha also helped them kneel down.

Afterwards, Shan, Sha and the others stood aside like they were escorting prisoners, and pointed their weapons at the kneeling old ape-men.

Their series of actions made the newly released Korean star's mouth twitch uncontrollably.

This is too perfunctory for me! Are they treating me like I don't exist?

Before Han Xing could speak, the thirteen old apes kneeling there started to yell:

"Greetings, Lord God's Messenger."

"I kowtow to the Lord of God."

"Greetings, Lord God's Messenger."

"..."

…………

"We are convinced. We are willing to join the tribe of Lord God's Messenger and listen to His Majesty..."

"By the way, Lord God's Messenger, after we join the tribe, will we also have these new clothes to wear? Will you unconditionally..."

"Great Messenger of God, you are omnipotent.

May I ask, after we join the tribe, can we also become as young and strong as Shan and Sha?"

"..."

…………

Damn, this person really becomes more cunning as he gets older.

Are all you primitive people like this?

You won't let me speak?

The scene suddenly became lively and noisy, leaving Han Xing no chance to get a word in.

It seems that on the way here, Shan, Sha and the others had explained everything clearly to these old apes.