My girlfriend threw me into a zombie tide in the end times, and I was reborn

"Why call me Menghan? Call me master!"

When Leng Menghan's voice fell, Xiao Tong finally laughed.

"Oh yes, that's the taste!!"

Hearing Xiao Tong's words, Leng Menghan's face was filled with joy, but before she could be happy for three seconds,

Xiao Tong's face changed again: "Hey, this is still not right. Since you know so much information about Meng Han, maybe you forced my dear Meng Han to tell you this information. No, no, this still cannot prove your identity. Think of other ways to prove that you are Leng Menghan!"

"Are there any other options?"

Leng Menghan's face turned bitter.

Then he asked tentatively: "I asked you to spend fifty thousand just because of one sentence?"

Xiao Tong's eyes lit up, but he still shook his head: "It's a bit like that, but everyone in Yanda knows that I'm good to Meng Han, so it still won't work!"

"Wow, but Xiao Tong, I really don't know how to prove it!!"

Leng Menghan burst into tears, looking so pitiful.

brush!

Hearing Leng Menghan's words, Xiao Tong's face suddenly turned cold and murderous: "I knew you were a fake Menghan. If you dare to pretend to be my Menghan, I will kill you!"

Xiao Tong held the Mo Dao and pointed it at Leng Menghan's neck.

Feeling the cold on my neck,

puff!

A sound like a fart was heard, and then a pool of liquid flowed out from under Leng Menghan's body.

"Wait wait wait! Xiao Tong, I have an idea!"

Leng Menghan didn't care that she had urinary incontinence and suddenly shouted in surprise.

Xiao Tong frowned: "Go ahead!"

"Xiao Tong, there are so many people here... Oh no, zombies, can we find a quiet place?"

As she spoke, Leng Menghan threw a seductive glance at Xiao Tong. Coupled with the smell of liquid emanating from her body, Xiao Tong almost vomited.

"If you have something to say, just say it!!"

Xiao Tong suppressed the nausea in his heart.

Leng Menghan smiled awkwardly, a blush appeared on her face, she lowered her head and said shyly: "Xiao Tong, you can fake anything, but there is nothing you can't fake!

We have been together for so many years, you must be familiar with that feeling. Go in and take a look, try it, and find the feeling, then you will know if I am Meng Han!

You've been away for so long, even though you've become a stranger and a zombie, you can't forget the feeling of home, right? That's the harbor of your soul!"

Xiao Tong: “???”

Jiang Zhongquan: “???”

The double-blade girl: “???”

Spirited woman: “???”

Xiaoji: “???” Awesome Harashao, my master!

Other zombies: “???” I didn’t understand, but I was shocked!

When Jiang Zhongquan heard Leng Menghan's words, his face turned red to blue, blue to white, and white to black, just like Peking Opera.

"Fuck, Leng Menghan, you bitch, didn't you say you only slept with him once? It turns out you are a slut, you are a slut, no wonder I feel boundless every time, as if I am wandering in the abyss"

Jiang Zhongquan cried bitterly. He cried so hard.

I finally found the reason. I no longer have to feel inferior.

It's not his fault!

It was because the road had long been busy with traffic. It had changed from a forest path to a highway.

Leng Menghan turned around and rolled his eyes, saying contemptuously: "How dare you say that? You little bastard!"

Don't you have any idea at all?

I still dream of washing a mop in the sea.

The ant dares to act so arrogantly in front of the elephant. It is really overestimating its own capabilities!!”

"You need to know yourself clearly and don't embarrass yourself!"

Hearing Leng Menghan's words,

Jiang Zhongquan felt sick, especially when he was looked at by the tied-up spirit woman and the double-knife woman.

Shivering cold,

But he couldn't find any words to refute. He opened his mouth but couldn't say anything. After a long while, he cried out: "Ouch...what are you doing!!"

"Why are you giving it back to me, little black boy? You will never be able to experience how big my brother is!!"

Leng Menghan smiled coldly, then turned around and looked at Xiao Tong with burning eyes.

His eyes were full of affection: "Dear, how about this, can it prove my identity?"

Xiao Tong looked speechlessly at Jiang Zhongquan, who was crying bitterly and felt deeply hurt, and then looked at Leng Menghan, who was feeling good about himself.

He smiled,

"Yes, of course. I will definitely go in and have a good look at the harbor of my soul!"

"Then... let's go!"

Leng Menghan shyly reached out her hand to pull Xiao Tong.

"Go? Where?"

"Of course I'll let you go home and visit more often, go home and visit more often~~~"

Leng Menghan actually hummed~~she was in a very good mood.

Xiao Tong was stunned, and was so embarrassed that he almost dug his thumb out of the three-bedroom, one-living-room apartment.

"No, just here!"

"Right here?"

Leng Menghan was stunned, and glanced around. There were hundreds of thousands of zombies surrounding him. Well, they were all zombies, no different from wood.

And with so many eyes watching,

Stimulate!

As for Jiang Zhongquan next to him...he is also half of her man. Under the gaze of another man, she is with her man...hiss!

Cool!

As for the Spiritual Girl and the Dual Swords Girl next to them,

Looking at the appearance of that horse fork worm, it is bound to become the drooling chicken of Xiao Tong’s second brother in the future.

It doesn't matter if they see me.

Thinking of this,

Leng Menghan finally prepared herself mentally.

"Okay! Right here!"

She gritted her teeth and looked at Xiao Tong with a red face. Even though she was unruly, she was still a little shy in public. But in order to save her life, she didn't care about that.

Xiao Tong smiled.

Then he found a blanket and threw it on the ground. Leng Menghan understood instantly.

She just lay down and started to flirt with him: "Xiao Tong geigei~~~"

Xiao Tong: “???”

"Close your eyes, I'll give you a surprise!"

A surprise?

Leng Menghan smiled.

He nodded obediently, then closed his eyes, raised his head slightly, opened his mouth slightly, and prepared to fight Xiao Tong's 1 billion elite soldiers.

Xiao Tong watched Leng Menghan close his eyes.

He nodded in satisfaction, then walked to the side and dragged over the stick that Xiaoji used to carry the spirit girl.

Leng Menghan hadn't felt Xiao Tong coming.

Then she heard something being dragged on the wood, and she couldn't help but slightly narrow her eyes.

Suddenly, he saw Xiao Tong walking towards him dragging a large piece of wood.

She was immediately startled.

Just open your eyes and stop pretending!

"Xiao Tong, what do you want to do?"

"Do it!"

"Didn't I promise to give you a surprise? This is it. Are you satisfied?"

"Didn't you just say you were an elephant?"

"Look, I found this according to the standards of an elephant. Do you think it fits? If not, I'll change it!"

Xiao Tong pointed at the wooden stick with the double-knife girl tied to it.

Leng Menghan's face turned pale in an instant. You tm! You are going too far!