Me! The dark horse of the Siheyuan, my wife Chen Xueru

"Thank you, Aunt Zhang." Chen Xueru said gratefully.

The farce ended and everyone dispersed.

With the help of neighbors, Yang Muzi cleaned up the house, delivered Xu Huizhen's things, and settled the bill.

Then, he took out the account book and calculated that although the wedding banquet was luxurious, he still made a lot of money.

Chen Xueru's friends, as well as Yang Zhengcheng and others, gave gifts of ten or five yuan each.

Even Cheng Dieyi and Duan Xiaolou each contributed ten yuan out of their own pockets.

Adding the twenty yuan from Uncle One and Uncle Two, the total amount of money collected was quite a lot.

Handing the account book to Yang Muzi, Uncle San smiled and said, "Muzi, when we were having dinner just now, we didn't finish half a bottle of wine. Look..."

Yang Muzi waved his hand and said, "It's just half a bottle of wine, Uncle San, just take it home. By the way, Uncle San, this is your share of money. Here you are."

"Hey, kid, you underestimate your Third Uncle, don't you? Although I like to take advantage, I am not vague about the gifts. There is no reason to ask for the money I have given back. Do you really think I am Jia Zhang?"

"Okay, I'll take the Third Master's share."

Yang Muzi smiled and suddenly felt that Uncle San was a pretty good person. Although he liked to take advantage of others, he had never intended to harm anyone and had never bullied anyone.

As for being greedy and calculating, people are living a tight life these days, so who wouldn't calculate?

Uncle San’s family now has five people, and with his salary, they can’t plan how to make ends meet.

"Brother Mu, I've packed everything. Let's go to the neighborhood committee." "Let's go!"

After packing everything up, the couple happily got their marriage certificate.

Yang Muzi took a look and found that the current marriage certificate was very different from the marriage certificates of later generations.

It looks like a big red award certificate, with no photo, handwritten characters and the neighborhood committee's seal.

On the other hand, Jia Zhang scraped together more than 90 yuan and bought Qin Huairu a second-hand sewing machine, which finally got her through.

In the evening, Jia Dongxu and Qin Huairu also got their marriage certificate.

Yang Muzi's family only has one house, and the wedding room is the compartment where he used to live. It is a bit crowded, but it is enough for the young couple to live in.

Jia Dongxu's wedding room was also his original room, next to Yang Muzi, separated by a wall.

If you speak louder, you can hear each other. After dinner, the two families turned off the lights early. Each went about his own business. "Xue Ru." "Mu Ge..."

The two were talking in whispers, and at this moment, there were people lying under their windows.

He Yuzhu, Xu Damao, Yan Jiecheng and other young people from the courtyard came.

It is popular among people of this era to eavesdrop on the room, which means lying outside the wall and listening to the noises made by the bride and groom on their wedding night.

Even in the 1980s and 1990s, this custom was still preserved in rural areas.

Later, people's lives improved and they built new houses. The new houses had good sound insulation and no sound could be heard, so the custom of eavesdropping was gradually abolished.

Creak, creak, creak... There was a noise coming from Yang Muzi's room. He Yuzhu and others outside the wall became alert.

"It's started, it's started, it's Yang Muzi, they've already started." "Has Jia Dongxu started?" "No, there's no movement from Jia Dongxu's side yet."

In pitch darkness.

Jia Dongxu couldn't help but shudder. Damn, it really is a white tiger.

Ever since Yang Muzi told him that Qin Huairu was a white tiger, Jia Dongxu has been brooding over it and has been waiting for the wedding night to verify it.

The results were verified and it turned out that what Yang Muzi said was true. "Damn it!!!"

Jia Dongxu was furious and felt like he was being stabbed, but it was not a good idea to lose his temper on their wedding night, so he had to endure it.

"Brother Dongxu."

"Huairu."

Crunch, crunch, crunch…

"It's started, it's started, Dongxu has started too." "Good boy, listening to both houses, it's so exciting, isn't it?" "Silly Zhu, don't poke me with that stick."

When they heard the noise coming from Jia Dongxu's room, He Yuzhu and others were very excited.

"Crack, crack, crack..." Hmm?

Disappointingly, the movement from Jia Dongxu's side came to an abrupt halt in less than a minute.

"Damn, Dongxu is not strong enough."

"Isn't this possible?"

“This is too fast!”

Everyone looked at each other.

"Creaky, creaky, creaky..." The noise coming from Yang Muzi's room continued.

He Yuzhu frowned and said, "You started earlier than others, but ended faster than others. What's the point of getting married?"

"Brother Dongxu...you."

Qin Huairu was very dissatisfied. Others had just started, but you ended it.

"Huai Ru, maybe I'm too excited. Let me calm down first..." Jia Dongxu smiled bitterly.

"Brother Dongxu...are you okay?"

"It's okay." "I'm glad you're okay." Qin Huairu wanted to cry but had no tears.

This is unbearable, and life is unbearable. "

”It was late at night and everyone was asleep.

The noise coming from the next room continued, and Qin Huairu was filled with resentment.

Oh, why is my life so miserable? I should have known not to break off the engagement with Yang Muzi. How happy she would have been if I hadn't broken off the engagement.

Listening to the noises from next door, Jia Dongxu felt upset. They were all human beings, so why were there such big differences between them?

After half an hour.

"Amazing, Muzi is simply a god." "Oh my God, is he still a human being?" "He is too awesome." He Yuzhu, Xu Damao, Yan Jiecheng and others stared at each other in amazement.

Although they have never been married, they have heard this kind of thing so many times that their ears are callused.

In this regard, it is extremely rare to find a man who can last more than half an hour.

"Hey~~~"

Qin Huairu tossed and turned in bed. This was originally her man.

A good man doesn’t need to be 28, but he chose Jia Dongxu, a greenhorn.

Impossible. This is impossible. This guy is not human.

Jia Dongxu was pretending to be asleep. He was holding a corner of the quilt, and his hand was turning white.

He felt humiliated. A huge shame for a man. "Brother Dongxu, don't sleep..." "Huff, huuff, huuff~~~"

Qin Huairu pulled Jia Dongxu, and Jia Dongxu simply started snoring. "You useless thing!"

Qin Huairu was so angry that she covered her head and went to sleep, but she couldn't fall asleep. The noise from next door was particularly harsh in the middle of the night.

after an hour.

“Ahaha~~~”

He Yuzhu yawned, Xu Damao dozed off leaning against the wall, and Yan Jiecheng was also drowsy.

They were all tired from listening. "An hour."

In bed, Jia Dongxu's eyes were red. He was jealous, jealous to the point of madness, jealous of Yang Muzi's superpowers.

"How could Chen Xueru's life be so good? Damn it, he should be my Qin Huairu's man."

Qin Huairu was filled with resentment and regret. She resented Jia Dongxu for not living up to her expectations. She regretted giving up Yang Muzi.

After another 10 to 20 minutes, the fight finally died down. "Brother Mu..." Chen Xueru's pretty face was filled with happiness.

She actually met this one in a million man. She was really lucky.

While she was happy, Chen Xueru also complained bitterly. It was too tiring.

"Xue Ru, if you are sleepy, just take a nap first." "Brother Mu, I can't sleep, let's chat for a while."

"Um……"

Although Chen Xueru was sleepy, today was her wedding day and she was particularly excited. She kept chatting with Yang Muzi.

By one o'clock in the middle of the night, there was no sign of going to sleep.

As for He Yuzhu and others who were eavesdropping outside, they ran away when the battle was over.

"Brother Mu." "Hmm?"

"Tell me, are all you men like this?" "How would I know? They should all be the same."

Of course Yang Muzi knew about the situation of men, but she had to pretend not to understand such problems in order to appear pure.

"Huai Ru, I'm fine. I'm fine again."

Jia Dongxu's voice suddenly came from next door, and it sounded a little excited.

Hearing the noise from next door, Chen Xueru quickly shut up. Only then did she realize that if she spoke too loudly, people next door would hear her.

"Brother Dongxu, you are really good. That's great."

Qin Huairu's voice was also heard. She was also a little excited, so her voice was a little louder.

"gezhi..gezhi……gezhi..."

"Brother Muzi, they..." Chen Xueru was speechless and covered her head shyly.

Yang Muzi smiled and lowered his voice and said, "It's my first night of marriage, it would be abnormal if I didn't do anything.

By the way, Xueru, this room is not soundproofed, so we should speak more quietly next time."

"Well, I see."

“gezhi.…gezhi…gezhi.…ge.”

Huh?

"Brother Mu, why is there no movement?" Yang Muzi chuckled: "It's done." It's done just like that? Chen Xueru was stunned.

For the first time, I realized that Zhang Muzi and Jia Dongxu were different, and there was a world of difference between them.

"Wuwuwu... Useless thing, Jia Dongxu, I, Qin Huairu, was blind to marry you."

"Huai Ru...me!"

"What do you mean by 'you'? If you have the guts, compete with Yang Muzi. He is a man, and you are not."

"I..."

Qin Huairu next door was angry and her voice was very loud. Chen Xueru was shocked by Qin Huairu's words: "Brother Mu... What does Qin Huairu mean, you guys."

Yang Muzi laughed and said, "Silly boy, if you can hear others, you can't let others listen to you."

"ah….…"

Chen Xueru was embarrassed. Don't ask. What they did just now must have been heard by Qin Huairu's family.

"Brother Mu, this is so embarrassing."

Yang Muzi: "What's the big deal? She listens to us and we listen to her. It's a tie." "Go to hell!"

"Xue Ru, I'm done with my rest." "Ah, so fast."

Late at night, there was noise coming from next door again.

Nima!!!

Jia Dongxu was furious. What did he mean by that? Was he demonstrating to him? "Look at me, you useless thing. Oh, why is my Qin Huairu's life so miserable~~~"

The next morning, the first thing Jia Dongxu did when he got up was to check the bed sheets.

He and others have said that women will bleed when they have their first time.

If there is no blood, it means it is second-hand. I checked it and found nothing.

Jia Dongxu got angry and said, "Qin Huairu, you are so unfaithful to your husband."

Jia Dongxu felt very aggrieved and felt like he was being cheated on, but he did not go to Qin Huairu to argue. If outsiders knew about this, he would be the one who would be embarrassed in the end.

You can only hold back your frustration.

Qin Huairu got up early and diligently cleaned the room, did laundry and cooked.

"Hey, Huairu, it's so early."

"Huai Ru is so hardworking!" "Washing clothes, Huai Ru."

"Look how hardworking Huairu is. The Jia family has married a good daughter-in-law." Neighbors praised her. Qin Huairu was very happy.

I took a look at Yang Muzi's house. The door was still closed. I guess the couple were still sleeping.

"Chen Xueru, you are so lazy, how can you compare with me?"

Qin Huairu was very proud and thought that Chen Xueru was just pretending to be diligent before they got married, but now that they were married, her true colors were revealed.

"What's going on with Muzi?"

"It's already so late, why haven't you gotten up to cook yet?" "That's right, I can't even get through this life."

"Xue Ru is the same. She dared to sleep in on the first day of her marriage. What will happen in the future?"