Siheyuan: Becoming a cadre after graduating from technical secondary school
Chapter 106 Farce (2)
"But it's not an easy task to raid the house of a deaf old lady."
Liu Haizhong said with lingering fear: "Last time we caught Sha Zhu, she made a scene in my house until midnight. You see, she is so old and a five-guarantee household. We couldn't catch her or beat her. If we really couldn't do anything, she would just lie down at the door and say she would blame anyone who dared to come up to her. Who can stand that?"
Xu Damao said somewhat proudly: "If I tell you that I can lead her out, are you willing to do it?"
"You can lure her out, how do you do it?" Liu Haizhong asked doubtfully.
Xu Damao said vaguely: "Don't ask me about this. I will definitely be able to lure her out when the time comes."
"Done!"
Liu Haizhong pondered for a long time and finally made a decision.
However, he still had a concern in his mind.
"Xu Damao, you took great pains to get me to bring people to kill your ex-wife. What do you want?"
"Don't worry, all the credit goes to you, but to be honest, I do have my own ideas."
"The first reason is that I also want to make progress, and I would like to ask you to put in a few good words for me and Director Li.
The second thing is, actually, I’m dating Yu Haitang.”
Xu Damao secretly glanced at Liu Haizhong's face, and seeing that he looked normal, he continued, "My ex-wife always stayed in this courtyard and refused to leave. The girl was upset and didn't want to establish a relationship with me, so I thought about finding an opportunity to get her away."
What Xu Damao said was quite reasonable, and Liu Haizhong nodded calmly.
When it comes to finding a daughter-in-law, how can it be more important than your own future?
Besides, when the family has money, we can find a better one for our son.
This is something that can be done.
,,,,,,
On this day, Sha Zhu was happily cooking in the kitchen a special Hebei dish called "North-South Stew" that he had just learned from his father, while his wife Zhao Xiaoyun was mending clothes in the lobby. It was a harmonious scene.
Suddenly, there was a knock on the door. Sha Zhu shouted, "Wife, go open the door and see who it is."
But after the door opened, Zhao Xiaoyun was dumbfounded when he saw the person coming.
"Why, you don't know him?"
Xu Damao held a cigarette in his mouth and asked jokingly, "You have been married into the courtyard for so long, you don't know who I am, do you?"
"No way."
Zhao Xiaoyun smiled awkwardly, and as he welcomed Xu Damao into the house, he shouted, "Boss, brother Xu Damao from the backyard is here."
When Sha Zhu heard this, he didn't care about cooking anymore. He wiped his hands on the rag and ran out, asking vigilantly: "Xu Damao, it's not a festival, why are you running into my house?"
"Look at how cowardly you are!"
Xu Damao sneered and said seriously: "I came here this time to settle our grievances."
"Really?" Sha Zhu was stunned and asked doubtfully.
"What's true can't be false, and what's false can't be true. If you're willing to listen, I'll tell you. If you're not willing to listen, I'll go home right now."
After saying that, Xu Damao pretended to stand up, but was then held down by Sha Zhu.
"Don't bother me."
Sha Zhu smiled awkwardly and said, "Actually, I've also thought of a way recently, but I don't know if you're willing to do it."
Xu Damao said with great interest: "Tell me about it."
"Apart from that kick, we don't have much grudge against each other."
Thinking about the time when he and Xu Damao first met as children, Sha Zhu sighed and continued, "Speaking of which, we had a pretty good relationship when we were young.
Later, my dad ran away. I was in a bad mood at that time. You, who always said bad things, always stuck close to me. As a result, we had a big fight. "
After hearing what Sha Zhu said, Xu Damao also felt a little emotional, but when he thought of the despair he felt when he was lying on the bed a few years ago, his expression suddenly became serious: "Let's get to the point, why are you talking so much nonsense."
"Okay, okay, I said. I was thinking, don't you just want a child to inherit the family line? It doesn't have to be mine.
How about this? My uncle and I want to find you a widow with a child. She must be young and beautiful. We will match you up and cover all the expenses such as the betrothal gift. If you don't like her, we will keep looking until we find someone you like. What do you think?"
Xu Damao pretended to be in deep thought, but he was actually cursing in his heart.
You idiot, you married a widow and now you treat her like a treasure?
After a while, he said in a deep voice: "Okay, let's do this."
"Look, if you don't want to, we can talk about it again. Not necessarily... Wait, what did you say?"
Sha Zhu couldn't believe his ears and shouted in surprise: "Da Mao, what did you just say?"
"I said I agree, let's do it."
Xu Damao said self-deprecatingly: "We are both so old now, and you know the current situation. I can't spend all my time seeking revenge on you every day. Don't wait until I am old and alone without anyone to take care of me."
At this time, Zhao Xiaoyun asked hesitantly: "Then you and Qin Jingru..."
"We've broken up. The girl is still young and I can't delay her."
Xu Damao sighed, looked at Sha Zhu and his wife in a warning tone and said, "You won't spread rumors about me, will you?"
"Of course not."
Sha Zhu swore on the spot: "If I let your story get out, I will never have a child of my own."
Xu Damao nodded and said, "Okay, I believe you, but I have another request.
Regarding this matter, we need to make a written agreement. If you can do what you said, I will not pursue the matter of you hitting me.
When the time comes, we will invite a respected old man and old lady in the courtyard to be witnesses, and we will go to a restaurant for a good meal together. You pay for the meal."
Sha Zhu asked hesitantly, "It's so hot, it's okay for an old man to go, but it's not convenient for the old lady, right? How about changing someone else, let the old uncle of the Lin family go?"
"I say you are stupid and you really are stupid."
Xu Damao explained disdainfully: "As for our matter, the fewer people who know about it, the better. The elder uncle already knew about it. To be frank, how many years can the old lady live? Is there any better witness than them?"
Although Sha Zhu still felt something was wrong, when he saw Xu Damao's expression gradually becoming gloomy, he quickly agreed.
A few days later, on a day off, Sha Zhu and an old man carried the deaf old lady on their backs to a more upscale restaurant far away from home, booked a private room and ordered a large table full of dishes.
Xu Damao arrived as promised with his father.
With the witness of their elders, the two signed a written agreement regarding the child and shook hands in peace.
At the dinner table, Xu Damao changed his usual attitude and urged everyone to drink. He also made witty remarks, making the female guests laugh so hard that they couldn't stop.
Sha Zhu and the old man put their worries aside and drank a little too much. Soon they were a little drunk.
Just as everyone was enjoying the wine and the atmosphere was at its best, someone suddenly broke into the room and started shouting, "Oh no, oh no, the old lady's house was raided by the second uncle and his men. My mother asked me to come and inform you!"
"What?" Sha Zhu suddenly sobered up and asked anxiously, "What do you mean the old lady's house was raided? Explain it clearly."
"As soon as you left, the second uncle came back with his men, saying that someone reported that Lou Xiao'e was hiding illegal assets in the old lady's house. You should go back and take a look!"
"Cough, cough, cough"
The deaf old lady didn't care about pretending to be deaf at this moment. She was so angry that she almost fainted. When she calmed down a little, she immediately stared at Xu Damao and said angrily: "Grandson, this is the first time I've been pecked in the eye by a sparrow in my life. Aren't you afraid of retribution for doing this?"
"Old lady, I don't understand what you mean. You should go back and take a look. Don't wait any longer. Your house has been smashed to pieces."
Xu Damao slowly put a piece of braised pork into his mouth with chopsticks, a hint of pride flashing in his eyes.
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