Genshin Impact: I'm Not a Bad Cat

"Stop right there and don't run around! Then I'll blast you with a fireball, or I'll feel uneasy!"

Jiayu was in front, holding a milk sweet flower popsicle that she had taken from Hutao's mouth and eating it while dodging the fireballs that Yanfei shot out from behind.

"To be honest, I always feel that my husband can beat Yan Fei in one second... He just wants to play, so he keeps teasing her..."

Hu Tao was a little angry after Jiayu snatched the popsicle she was eating, but Jiayu was still being chased and she couldn't return the popsicle. She could only ask the ice-attributed Abyss Apostle Miss for a milk sweet flower popsicle...

But it was okay. This ice-attributed Abyss Apostle was kind and nice, and she gave Walnut Milk Sweet Flower Popsicle and Milk Berry Popsicle two kinds of popsicles...

Just like that, the sight of Jiayu being chased by Yanfei with a fireball attracted most of the idle people around who were out shopping.

Well, there are quite a few people surrounding this iced juice stand.

"What happened here? It looks quite lively, with so many people gathered here..."

Today, Jiaming had nothing to do, so he asked Xiao to go out and find a place to play together.

As a result, not long after coming out, he saw a group of people gathered here, and it seemed quite lively, so Jiaming also brought Xiao over to join in the fun.

“(⊙o⊙) Wow… Is this some kind of performance art? It looks quite interesting…”

When Jiaming looked at Jiayu who was being chased by Yanfei and thrown a fireball, because Jiayu had her back to him at that time, Jiaming could not see clearly who the person being chased was.

"Well, Yan Fei can be considered an immortal in Liyue Harbor. She has semi-immortal blood flowing in her body. In terms of combat power, she is one of the best in Liyue Harbor..."

The knowledgeable Xiao nodded and said.

"Wow... this guy looks pretty powerful... The person Miss Yan Fei is chasing after must also be an immortal, right? But it's just not... Eh?! Xiao, isn't that the adult we met in the teahouse before?"

At this moment, Jiayu moved next to Yan Fei in a sly manner and came behind Yan Fei with a popsicle in her mouth.

This also allowed Xiao to see Jiayu's face clearly.

"Yes, it is indeed that adult..."

Xiao nodded, then took out a camera modified from Guizhong from his arms and said.

"My Lord was actually chased and beaten by Yan Fei. This is really interesting. No, this matter must be recorded and spread among the immortals..."

Xiao had prepared everything and was looking at the camera screen as he was about to record the video, when he noticed Jiayu's face appeared directly on the camera screen.

elf:………………

I think I guessed something...

Xiao silently put down the camera, looked at Jiayu who suddenly appeared in front of him, and finally smiled awkwardly.

"Um... Sir, have you eaten yet?"

Jiayu nodded calmly and then squatted down.

"boom!"

A fireball hit Xiao directly in the face...

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Xiao, whose face was turned black and had an afro by the fireball, silently exhaled a puff of black smoke and then fell down.

"Xiao! Xiao! Xiao, what's wrong with you?! Don't scare me..."

Jiaming, who was standing behind Xiao, hurriedly supported Xiao who had fallen down, and shook his body anxiously.

"If you keep pushing me like this, do you believe I will really die?"

Xiao's lips moved slightly, and his extremely speechless voice rang in Jiaming's ears.

Before Jiaming could say anything, Xiao said something else.

"Jia Ming, I'm trying to scam you right now, so I'm talking to you in a secret voice. Don't worry about what happens next. I have someone to help me out, so I'm not that scared anyway..."

Jiaming: What we are saying is... it’s not good to commit fraud, right?

And you look so… dirty and have a big hair, you look miserable no matter how you look at it…

Jiayu looked at the fallen Xiao and suddenly had an idea.

Xiao is an immortal from Liyue after all, how could he be knocked unconscious by Yan Fei's small fireball? He must be pretending!

It seems that Xiao has finally understood the scamming skills that I taught him when I was free, and is ready to start using them!

Jiayu was silent for just a moment, then she came to Xiao's side and grabbed his hand...

"Xiao...how come you're gone like this?! You're still so young, you still have a lot of life ahead of you, you don't even have a boyfriend yet! How come you're gone at such a young age!"

The corner of Xiao's mouth twitched as he closed his eyes, and a vein popped out on his forehead...

No, are you here to mourn for me? I just suffered a sudden disaster and thought of playing a scam, but you are gone! And what is the second to last sentence you said?

I don't have a boyfriend yet? I think I'm a man who stands tall and proud, so I can't be too masculine... Uh... Actually, if the man is Jiaming, it doesn't seem impossible...

"So... have you guys had enough of acting here?"

Yan Fei stood aside with her arms folded across her chest, looking at Xiao, who was covered in dust and pretending to be trying to scam someone, and Jia Yu, who looked like she was crying beside him.

"Mr. Jiayu, Xiao is just a little dusty, but your crying makes him look like he's dead..."

Yan Fei said this and shifted her gaze to look at Xiao who was lying over there.

"Xiao, this is not the right way to play the fraud. Why do you want to go to jail? I just talked to Ningguang a while ago and recorded such a bad thing as fraud in the law. If you really want to play it this way, you will be locked up in the Qianyan Army's prison for a few days... Don't you want to get a few meals in prison?"

elf:………………

Don't want to, don't want to, if he really gets two meals in prison, Brother Fushe will pin him to the ground and beat him up...

If this matter was exposed, he might be arrested and thrown into a prison with more than a thousand soldiers. Xiao opened his eyes and quickly changed himself from a shabby and dusty appearance to the handsome young man he was at the beginning...

"Ahem, Miss Yan Fei, I'm sorry... I'll leave now, I'll leave now..."

After saying this, Xiao took Jiaming's hand and left.

"Tsk tsk tsk... I didn't expect that such a simple Xiao would actually like a little boy..."

Yan Fei watched Xiao walk away holding Jia Ming's hand. Her brain, which usually read all kinds of romance novels in her spare time, began to edit quickly. Soon, she edited a plot in which a brave and warlike king of the Yasha clan and a poor little loser got together...

Jiayu saw Yanfei over there and seemed not to notice her so she was about to slip away quietly.

"Mr. Jiayu, I think we should talk about some more things, don't you think?"

But after taking just two steps, she heard Yan Fei's voice and Jiayu's face froze.