Genshin Impact: I'm Not a Bad Cat

After listening to Lei Dianying's answer, Alice, who was mentally normal, immediately understood why Jiayu ran away from Inazuma without even saying goodbye.

Well, these guys are exactly like that woman named Navelette...

According to the novel, she is almost yandere and hopeless, and all she wants to do is capture her and lock her in a secret room, and break her legs...

"Isn't this a bit too cruel? To be honest, if you break my legs and lock me in the basement, never to see the light of day, I feel that if I were treated like this, I would run away after knowing this..."

After pondering for a while, Alice decided to ask this question tentatively.

"Ah? Is this cruel? We just wanted to cut off his legs and lock him in the basement, but we didn't intend to kill him directly..."

Lei Dianying said with some surprise.

"Besides, our original idea was to cut off his hands and feet. But if my sister hadn't said that we should leave him a pair of hands to use for living, I would have implemented my original idea..."

"Besides, I will be responsible for that guy after I cut off his arms and legs. At that time, I can hand over the management work that has expired to my sister, as well as the guy who was served wholeheartedly by the woman in the Kitsai Palace..."

"Just tell me if I look pretty like this?!"

Lei Dianying said this while putting his hands on his hips to show off his assets.

Alice felt ashamed of herself when she saw the huge capital of Lei Film.

Well, I can’t compare, absolutely not…

"And look at this... I'm going to show you a trick that he used to love to see..."

Lei Dianying said as he placed his hand on his capital, and directly pulled out a feather duster flashing with lightning from the capital...

"Ah... I accidentally took out the wrong one. This is the equipment I usually use when I beat the cannon..."

Lei Dianying felt embarrassed when he looked at the feather duster that was flashing with thunder that he had taken out. Then he stuffed the feather duster back into his equipment and reached in to fumble around.

After searching for a while, Lei Dianying finally found the equipment he wanted...

"Oh! Let me try the knife!"

Lei Dianying took out the sword named Mengxiang Yixin.

"I'll wipe~"

Alice was surprised to see Lei Dianying take out a feather duster and then a knife.

No, does your thing have a four-dimensional space? !

How can you still take out the feather duster?

Alice couldn't help but look down at her...

Tsk... I'm a little angry...

"Mom! I'm back! I'm telling you, today I beat up that guy called Doctor again, but that guy is just a slice. I don't know how he cut himself into so many slices..."

At this moment, a young man's voice suddenly came from outside the house, and with the young man's heavy kick, the door of the house suddenly fell down.

"Aying, it's time to eat~"

"I've made your fried tofu, Yae~"

Lei Dianzhen and Hu Zhaigong each walked out of the kitchen carrying a plate of food and a dish of fried tofu, and they saw the door that had collapsed.

Boom! ! !

The young man who kicked the door was named Lei Dapao. He was a god-level puppet created by the famous weapon refiner Xiao Huohuo five hundred years ago.

The original program setting is a teenager who likes to commit suicide everywhere.

This was made by Jiayu, who used the pseudonym Xiao Huohuo, who wanted to make it into a sandbag for daily use.

Later, Lei Dianying, Lei Dianzhen, and Hu Zhaigong saw that the work made by Lei Dapao was quite exquisite, so they took it away without thinking.

Well, usually Lei Dapao calls the three of them mom...

Because his body is strong enough, Lei Dapao is either trying to die or on his way to death every day.

Today, Lei Dapao was thinking about what to do with his mother on the street when he met a man named Doctor.

At that time, Lei Dapao suddenly wanted to try something he had never tried before...

Well, he happened to encounter a slice of this mode, so Lei Dapao performed some actions on the doctor's slice, making the doctor feel collapsed.

Gan!

After the doctor's slice, he couldn't accept this, so he found a gun and ended his life.

Originally, Lei Dapao wanted to come over to share the result of this matter with his mother. It seems that his three mothers are all here...

It's over...

This is what Lei Dapao was thinking.

"Cannon... I think you'd better come over here..."

After Lei Dianzhen put the dish in his hand on the table, a rope appeared in his hand and he tied up Lei Dapao directly.

"Of course, I think I still have to punish you..."

Hu Zhaigong took a piece of fried tofu and ate it while watching the Lei movie next to him.

"Ying, I'll leave this rebellious son to you. I'm a retired person now and I'm too lazy to do anything..."

"Um……"

Lei Dianying nodded and reached into his scabbard.

After a while of searching, he took out the feather duster that flashed with lightning at the beginning...

……

Liyue...

"Hmm...I slept really comfortably today..."

Jiayu patted her waist and slowly got up from the bed.

When Jiayu got dressed and came to the living room, she saw Qiqi staring at the table.

"Qiqi, why are you standing here? Aren't you going to sit down?"

Jiayu walked forward and held Qiqi in her arms and said.

"Cat..."

Qiqi looked at Jiayu...

"New knowledge... Qiqi needs to digest it..."

Emmm...

This is probably something that needs to be digested in a physical sense...

"Okay, let's go out and eat something together. What would you like to eat, Qiqi?"

Jiayu was walking on the street holding Qiqi, looking at the small stalls that were just being set up, and started asking questions.

"The cat likes it... Qiqi likes it..."

Qiqi looked around for a while, but still couldn't make up her mind.

"Okay... let's let the cat see what's best to eat this morning..."

After Jiayu looked around, he suddenly saw a stall selling coconuts.

"Qiqi, do you want to drink coconut milk?"

Qiqi's eyes lit up when she heard Jiayu's words.

"Coconut milk... Qiqi... I want to drink it... Did my husband catch the coconut sheep for Qiqi?"

"Coconut sheep? I haven't found that thing yet..."

After hearing Qiqi's words, Jiayu's mouth twitched.

You can't go ask Master Liuyunjiefeng to borrow her disciple to let Qiqi drink coconut milk, right?

This doesn't seem very authentic...