Genshin Impact: I'm Not a Bad Cat

"Why are you here, drunkard? And you want to eat our meal..."

Jiayu looked at Wendy who suddenly appeared over there and said speechlessly.

"Speaking of which, shouldn't you be running to Mondstadt to make money by performing arts?"

"Hey, I don't really feel like going to work today, so I thought of asking my old friend to come over for a meal. You won't reject me, right?"

"Cough cough..."

At this moment, a somewhat awkward voice suddenly came from the side.

"Emm... why are you here, Old Deng?"

Jiayu asked speechlessly as she looked at Zhongli who had come running from somewhere.

"Ah, Guizhong and I don't know how to cook, so we just came here to eat..."

Zhongli said as a matter of course.

"wrong……"

At this moment Jiayu suddenly remembered something.

"You and Guizhong don't know how to cook, so Guizhong should come over, right?"

Zhongli shook his head and said.

"Zhong'er and A Ping went to Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun's place for a free meal today. They probably won't be back all day, so I can only come out to eat..."

After Zhongli finished speaking, he came over and sat down, waiting for dinner to be served.

Jiayu was speechless when she saw Zhongli and Wendy waiting for dinner.

Now the drunkard and the old man have come to eat for free, and I guess these two guys won’t pay...

There was no other way, Jiayu could only pay the money herself.

What? You're going to come back to Ruo Tuo and Gui Zhong to ask for this money?

Just kidding, if Jiayu really went to ask these two for it, they would probably say that directly.

"Our man got the meal for free based on his own ability, why should we pay for those two stinky men?!"

This makes perfect sense...

Jiayu had no choice but to let these two guys come and eat for free.

After finishing her meal, Jiayu didn't pay any attention to the two thousand-year-old monks.

Well, these two guys, Venti and Zhongli, can be said to be the oldest gods in the entire continent of Teyvat.

Anyway, at least it is several thousand years old...

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嘉语

"Take a look, the services at the Wangsheng Hall are now very cheap..."

Jiayu was holding a bunch of flyers in her hands, distributing them enthusiastically to the people passing by.

Well, I have nothing to do, so I decided to come and help Hu Tao and Ying promote the services of Wang Sheng Tang.

Anyway, I have nothing to do...

"Come on, Tevarin, do a backflip and attract more people..."

Wendy was calling out to Tevarin, who had shrunk to normal human size, and was doing a backflip.

I have to say that the guardian dragon Tevarin from Mondstadt doing a backflip here really attracted the attention of the people of Liyue.

Anyway, the people gathered here all want to see Tevarin, the East Wind Dragon, Guardian of the Four Winds, perform a backflip.

Jiayu, a waitress at the Wangsheng Hall, also successfully sold a portion of the goods together with Zhongli.

Well, after the two thousand-year-old dogs finished their meal, Jiayu directly grabbed them and used them as laborers to help with the work.

After thinking for a while, Wendy directly summoned Tevarin from Mondstadt, who was homeless and often slept on the roof of the Knights of Favonius headquarters after his house was bombed into ruins by Alice.

Well, because Tevarin's residence was on the roof of the Knights of Favonius' headquarters, Qin specially arranged several people to temporarily build a dragon's nest on it.

Anyway, Tevarin's original nest was turned into ruins and uninhabitable because of the people from Mondstadt, so it's okay for Tevarin to live on the roof of the Knights of Favonius headquarters for a while...

Nowadays, a large amount of funds of the Knights of Favonius have been invested in the reconstruction of the Wind Dragon ruins.

After all, the Wind Dragon Ruins became the Wind Dragon Ruins because of Mondstadt, and the people of Mondstadt have the obligation to rebuild the Wind Dragon Ruins and allow Tevarin to live there again.

As for the culprit...

"Oh my~ the little fox is so cute, so pink and tender, let me suck it!"

Pink Fox

On Inazuma's land, Alice held a struggling pink-haired fox in her arms, showing endless interest.

Well, I've never seen a pink fox before...

Especially such a cute pink-haired fox. Now that Alice has met it, she will never give up until she satisfies her inner desire for furry things.

The Eightfold Son of God, who had turned into his original appearance and came down the mountain to play but was captured, was now struggling there.

"嘤嘤嘤!!! (You bad woman, let me go! I'm warning you, I have someone above me! It's Inazuma's Thunder God! And there are two Thunder Gods! When the time comes, the two Thunder Gods will electrocute you into a fool!)"

Of course, Yae Shinko kept yelling over there, but Alice didn't understand a word she said.

Well, the question is that humans and foxes cannot speak the same language...

After struggling for a while, Yae Shinko suddenly remembered that he could still transform into a human. After being stunned for a while, he turned into the familiar Yae Palace Master in a burst of pink light...

"You bad woman! Let me tell you! There are two powerful beings above me! I also have a superior! How dare you be so disrespectful to the great Lord Yaemiyaji! You are done! I will complain to the superiors, and then I will electrocute you!"

Facing the Yae God who had suddenly transformed into a human form, Alice did not pay attention to the harsh words that Yae God had said. Instead, her eyes moved slightly upwards to the two pairs of fox ears of Yae God...

"The little fox girl's ears~"

Seeing Alice staring at his ears, Yae Shinko seemed to have thought of something. He covered the two folded ears on his head and took two steps back vigilantly.

"What do you want to do, you evil woman?! I'm warning you... don't do anything rash! Shin! Ying! And Kitsunayomi! Come and save the fox quickly!!!"

As Yae Shinto roared to the sky in his human state, two lightning bolts flew out from the castle tower. At the same time, in a room in Ying Xiangshan, the white-haired fox-eared girl who was sleeping suddenly opened her eyes.

"Oh my~ It looks like the little god has been bullied... I wonder if the little god will cry and make a fuss because of being bullied? Or will he roll around on the ground and clamor for fried tofu?"

Hu Zaigong kicked the quilt aside, put on his clothes slowly, picked up his special pipe, lit it, and took a puff.

"Huh...Okay, it's time to go check on the little fox..."

Hu Zhaigong looked at the two purple lightning bolts streaking across the sky, and also flew towards the place where the call came from at the beginning with a purple lightning bolt...