Genshin Impact: I'm Not a Bad Cat

When Jiayu heard this cold and angry voice, she was stunned. Finally, she slowly turned her head and looked at the figure over there uncertainly.

"Fuck! Navelette!"

When Jiayu saw Navelette, she was stunned for a moment, and then...

"Alice, I'm leaving first. Protect Klee and stay safe!"

Jiayu said this and decided to run away as soon as she turned into a cat.

Well, he knew that Alice was fully capable of running away from Navelette with Koli.

but……

If Jiayu doesn’t run, she’ll be doomed!

What kind of character had Navelette given him?!

Yandere!!!

Jiayu didn't even know how she raised this thing.

Originally, Jiayu felt a little guilty because she had accidentally stabbed the newly born second-generation Water Dragon King, causing Navelette to become a girl. So she thought that she should at least take this unfortunate child to see the world and cultivate the aura for her future supreme judge of Fontaine.

At that time, Jiayu had nothing to do, so she wrote some yandere stories. Then Navelette secretly read the yandere stories that Jiayu had just written while she was sleeping...

Well, Navelette. Before I knew it, I was influenced by yandere literature and became a yandere...

Well, fortunately, in the yandere stories written by Jiayu, although the yandere characters did a lot of illegal things, these yandere characters all had a bottom line - they would never hurt innocent people.

Well, if there is nothing to buy, you can just vent your feelings on the people you like.

Well, in Jiayu’s yandere stories, those who were liked were either beaten to a complete disability, or were taught to become…

Anyway, it won’t harm the family, nor will it care about the friends of the person you like.

Since Navirette's first reading material was this kind of article, she would definitely not bring harm to Jiayu's family.

What's more, Alice herself is a super powerful magician.

To be honest, he is just a second-generation Dragon King without the power of ancient dragons. Alice can easily beat him up.

"Haha... I didn't expect that Teacher Kong Ming already has a child..."

Navelette felt a fire in her heart when she saw Klee hiding behind Alice and looking at her.

Why…why? !

Why wasn't I the first person to give birth to his child? !

Well, since the values ​​of this enlightenment reading material are still barely normal, Navelette just looked at Kelly for a while and then looked away to look at Alice.

"Ms. Alice, the great magician, just blew up the home of Mondstadt's wind dragon, Tevarin, into ruins a while ago..."

Alice looked at Navelette. If Alice didn't know that this incredibly beautiful girl in front of her was her philandering husband's confidante, then she would be a ghost...

This guy is really a greedy and playful cat...

Alice was muttering with gritted teeth, then she seemed to have thought of something and suddenly looked at Navelette.

"Miss, what teacher did you say my husband was? Could it be that Mr. Kong Ming is the 'Zhuge Kong Ming' who was known for calculating everything in the world more than 500 years ago?"

Navelette nodded.

"Shit~ Isn't this guy the child husband of Barbie Los?! Shit?! This guy is actually related to my sisters!?"

Alice's heart was in turmoil.

No, how many beautiful women has this cat provoked outside? !

How come even the witch club she founded was brought into trouble? !

……

"Okay, I have nothing to do now. I have to go catch up with my teacher..."

After saying this, Navelette calmly walked towards the place where Jiayu ran away after turning into a cat.

"Tsk... the situation is not good... how come this involves a second-generation water dragon king? This is really a bit troublesome. So, is this cat a little too free?"

Alice was also helpless.

Forget it, forget it, let’s not think about these things anymore, let’s just see how the situation turns out…

……

"Mr. Morax, I want to find my teacher now. Please move aside and let me take my teacher away..."

There are two versions

Navelette said as she looked at Zhongli, who was sitting at the door of the Hall of Rebirth like a door god, holding a cup of tea.

"no……"

Zhongli said after taking a sip of tea.

"Jia Yu is the son-in-law of our Wangsheng Hall. Since he is a member of our Wangsheng Hall, we naturally have to ensure his personal safety..."

"Ah... I see. Is the teacher's real name Jiayu? Mr. Morax, did you know that the Jiayu you are talking about is the Mr. Zhuge Kongming who was said to have calculated everything in the world and once served as the great sage of Xumi..."

Navelette ignored Morax's shocked look and looked calmly at a white ragdoll cat that had climbed up onto the eaves of the house at some point.

"I heard that... the current god of Xumi, Little Auspicious Grass King, is still looking for the figure of the great sage, and said that he wants this Mr. Zhuge Kongming to kneel at her feet and sing "Conquer"..."

Navelette seemed to have thought of something interesting, and looked meaningfully at the ragdoll cat who was looking at her in shock.

"And that little auspicious grass king even said that he would make this great sage's entire body covered with Patisalan... Oh, yes, including his mouth~"

Zhongli: How many troubles has this fat cat caused outside? How come even the little auspicious grass king born more than 500 years ago in Xumi is related to him?

How much trouble did you cause during your travels five hundred years ago?

No... these seem to be called beauty brings disaster...

Emmm...So how many romantic relationships has this guy gotten into recently? !

No, it turns out that you have been living in seclusion in the wild for a short time since you came back. It is not only to resist wear and tear, but also to avoid the peach blossoms you have caused outside, right? !

Jiayu, who had turned into a ragdoll cat and was listening quietly on the eaves, felt cold all over.

He knew that Navelette was threatening him.

If Jiayu doesn't give an answer, then the information that Jiayu is "Zhuge Kongming" will soon spread to Xumi...

And the little auspicious grass king over there, that is, Nashida... Well, Jiayu could be said to have been rescued by herself in Jingshan Palace after having been hiding there for a long time.

Later, Jiayu used lightning-fast means to get rid of the Great Sage, and then served as the Great Sage himself for a period of time to assist Nashida. As a result, Nashida accidentally fell in love with him...

She began to pursue him fiercely, and later challenged Jiayu repeatedly.

Of course, Nashida fought again and again despite repeated defeats, and was often punished by Jiayu in various ways.

Kneeling on the ground and singing "Conquer" is Jiayu's usual punishment...

After that...

Well, Jiayu was feeling a little uncomfortable because she was being annoyed, and she had almost collected all of Qiqi's broken souls from Xumi, so she sneaked away to go play at Fontaine's place.