Genshin Impact: I'm Not a Bad Cat

Jiayu sat lonely at the door of the Wangsheng Hall, silently watching the busy street.

Zhongli came to Jiayu, sat down and patted her shoulder.

"I heard last night..."

When Jiayu heard Zhongli's words, she also nodded.

"I tried my best not to scream, but I didn't expect you to hear it anyway..."

"You didn't say anything, but the whip made a loud sound. I... well, you should know that. Anyway, I know exactly what I did to make that sound..."

I have to say Alice is quite good at having fun, but I don’t know where she learned all this from.

……

Inside the library of the Knights of Favonius in Mondstadt.

"Huh, the leisurely working days are about to begin again, so what should I watch today? A whip or a happy steel wool ball~"

After a day of rest at home, Lisa opened the door of the library and walked into it.

Lisa 1

Then I saw an acquaintance who was reading a book with great interest.

"Ms. Alice, didn't you get married? That doesn't seem right. Looking at your condition..."

When Lisa saw Alice for the first time, as the driving god of Mondstadt and a senior driver with a bookshelf of books for veteran drivers, she quickly understood what was going on with Alice, who was standing in front of her with a red face and seemed a little weak.

"Hey, Lisa, I just came here to borrow a few books from your collection to learn a little bit... The stuff is pretty good, I haven't read it before, it's great, I feel like I've learned a lot~"

After Alice put the book she had just picked up back on the bookshelf, she lit up the fixed-point teleportation array that she had left at the library.

"Well, Lisa, I'm leaving first. I have to start my journey in Inazuma later..."

Alice just disappeared into the house through the teleportation array.

"Ah this..."

Lisa looked at Alice who was leaving. After a moment's silence, she quickly went to the bookshelf where Alice had just returned and picked up the book that Alice had just put back and took a look at it.

Ah...isn't this something I wrote in my spare time?

"About how I knocked Captain Qin unconscious and made her..."

"Dizzy..."

As Lisa looked at the book, the contents of the book suddenly came to her mind.

(Don’t think about it~ I definitely can’t write it~ If I really write it, this book will really be banned~)

……

"Huh, I've learned something new. When I'm free, I'll show it to him. But I'll need to prepare some drugs... Maybe I can even try out the art of imprisonment..."

Alice was in a very good mood after returning to Liyue.

I learned a new method~

Make the person unconscious, and then... cough cough.

"Hey, hubby, I'm leaving Liyue for Inazuma soon. Klee will be left to you to take care of during this time. When my time comes, I'll return to Liyue via the teleportation array..."

After Alice skipped back to the Hall of Rebirth, she saw Zhongli and Jiayu sitting there.

Alice also jumped forward to say goodbye to Jiayu.

"Ah, be careful. Although I do have a better temper, if you cause too much trouble to Inazuma, Ying might swing her sword and cut you..."

Jiayu also said with some concern.

"I understand. Don't worry. I'm sure I won't be in any danger..."

Alice puffed out her chest proudly, showing off her assets blatantly.

"I'm not worried about your safety, I'm worried about Inazuma's safety..."

Jiayu said helplessly, covering her forehead.

"Hey?! Why are you worried about a country ruled by gods when you are not worried about your wife? Don't you love me anymore?! I gave birth to a child for you, but you just abandoned me like that! You scumbag!"

The more Alice talked, the more she wanted to act, and finally she shed tears. People who happened to be passing by became angry when they saw Alice being heartbroken.

Such a beautiful girl is your wife and she even gave birth to a child for you, why do you want to abandon her? !

"Alright, stop playing around here. Don't you really know what's going on with you? Some time ago, the explosion at the Wind Dragon Ruins in Mondstadt was heard in Liyue. That guy Venti even told me that you blew up the Wind Dragon Ruins into Wind Dragon Ruins. I'm really afraid that you might accidentally sink one of Inazuma's islands..."

Alice blushed when she heard that, and poked her fingers over there, her eyes a little evasive.

"I just wanted to test the power of my bomb... Who knew that the wind dragon ruins were so fragile and were blown to pieces? I thought that the material of the place where the wind dragon Tevarin, one of the four wind guardians of Mondstadt, lived should be strong enough, but it turned out to be so fragile..."

"Ah……"

Jiayu was also quite helpless.

"Forget it, I won't say anything to you. Anyway, be careful when you go to Inazuma, don't blow up all those islands of Inazuma..."

"Okay~ Don't worry about my work. I will never sink all the islands of Inazuma."

Good words: ………………

Not all the islands will be sunk, which means you have to sink at least two of them.

"Ugh……"

Jiayu was also helpless.

It has been a while since the Death Star, which was driven by Captain Beidou, returned from Inazuma. Now their supplies have been replenished and they are preparing to go to Inazuma to do business.

Alice naturally boarded the ship and headed for Inazuma.

After all, she had never been to Inazuma's place and naturally did not leave a teleportation array there. It was also a problem to cross the thunderstorm caused by unknown reasons at Inazuma's place.

"Ahhh... I'm speechless. What's going on with the gods over there? Why are there thunderstorms around the island?"

Alice was still complaining angrily while she was packing her things.

Jiayu heard his words from the side and felt a little guilty afterwards.

The thunderstorm surrounding the entire Inazuma might have something to do with him.

After all, I did such excessive things to Zhen and Ying.

The main reason why he hid in the wild when he returned to Liyue five hundred years ago was to hide his information in Liyue. He was afraid that those people would come and kill him after hearing the news about him.

When he traveled to six other countries to search for Qiqi's soul, he didn't know how many bad peach blossoms he had left behind?

But it was okay, he had already created a pseudonym for himself, and it was better not to use his real name when he was out, so he just made up a few names...

It can be said that except for the real name used when traveling with Yingmei, all other names were made up.

As for what bad debts were left~

Jiayu has almost forgotten everything now, but there shouldn’t be so many bad debts... right?