Genshin Impact: I'm Not a Bad Cat

Just as Jiayu was about to speak, he suddenly felt a breath...

Then he turned his head and saw...

Well, I made eye contact with Ying.

"Ying?! You are here to attend my wedding too, right? Hey, be careful, watch out for Tianli, Tianli hasn't officially fallen asleep yet..."

Ying smiled and took out a one-handed sword...

"Hey?! Ying, today is my big day, please don't use swords and guns, I..."

"Little Fat Cat, you haven't figured out the situation yet..."

A sick smile appeared on Ying's face...

"I came here to grab the bride..."

Hearing Ying's words, Jiayu was stunned for a moment and then he noticed Ying's clothes.

(Please also ignore the hands in these two pictures)

this……"

Looking at Ying, who was so charming and had scarlet light in her eyes, Jiayu seemed to understand something...

Holy shit! She's yandere! No, what did he do to her?!

Could it be that he has been having affairs again? !

That doesn't make sense. I only traveled with Ying for a while when I went to various countries to look for Qiqi's soul five hundred years ago...

Uh……

Jiayu's dusty memories suddenly popped up.

……

(The following is purely a conversation memory...)

"Little Fat Cat, are you leaving?"

"Well, I have almost collected all her souls in Teyvat, and it's time for me to return to Liyue and be my free and easy immortal..."

"Aren't you going to get married?"

"Getting married? I have no such plan. It will probably take another 500 years or so before I have the idea..."

……

After thinking about this, Jiayu seemed to know something...

Could it be that Ying had misunderstood something?

At that time, Jiayu's idea was to wait for Hu Tao, but in Ying's ears it seemed to become "I will marry you five hundred years later..."

wipe……

He should have made it clear at that time!

"Ying... don't be impulsive. Impulsiveness is the devil. Let's talk it over nicely..."

"enough!"

Jiayu originally wanted to say something but was interrupted by Ying before she could finish her words.

"I don't care what you say. Today is my wedding day. Either you come with me today..."

Ying said as he pointed the sword in his hand at Jiayu.

"Don't blame me for being ruthless..."

"Hubby...she...what does she want to do?!"

Hu Tao was also frightened when she saw Ying's ferocious look.

"It's okay, Tao'er, don't be afraid, I will protect you..."

He also patted Kurumi's head gently to comfort her.

But Jiayu's pat on Hutao's head was like a thorn piercing Ying's heart...

"enough!"

Ying roared and snapped his fingers, and a lot of blue channels appeared around him.

"You guys hold back the people behind you. The leylines will allow you to revive in the abyss. Leave this little fat cat to me..."

"Yes! Princess!"

The group of cannon fodder nodded and ran down the road together.

Hmm? Why didn't anyone come over, you ask?

Ahem, this is Guizhong's idea. She thinks the newlyweds should have a private space, so she designed a place where only the newlyweds can talk on the Yujing Terrace...

Therefore, almost all the people who came to attend the wedding before did not go to Yujingtai...

"Hmm... the crematorium... Jiayu is such a playboy."

From the best viewing angle next to Yujingtai, Gui Zhong is happily eating a portion of Central Plains mixed vegetables.

"Gui Zhong, give me some too..."

"Ahem, I also need some food to watch the show..."

At the side of Guizhong, Ah Ping and Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun who transformed into a human being Xianyun came to find Guizhong to ask for food...

"Hey...really, why don't you prepare anything yet? You don't come to play with me, your best friend, on weekdays, but now you are rushing to ask me for things..."

In the end, Gui was speechless as he divided the Central Plains odds and ends between his two best friends.

"Thank you……"

After taking the Central Plains mixed vegetables from her best friend, Ping happily started to eat them.

Mm, my bestie's food is really delicious~

"It's been a while since I've eaten this Central Plains offal. I really miss it..."

Xianyun still maintained his majestic image before eating...

"Hahaha... Xianyun, why can't you let go of your pride..."

Guizhong hugged Xianyun and rubbed Xianyun's waist and...

Anyway, Guizhong's action made Xianyun blush.

"Guizhong! Don't use the same method you used on Zhongli Laodeng on me!"

Xianyun also blushed and yelled at Guizhong.

When Gui Zhong saw Xianyun's fierce look, he hugged A Ping beside him.

"A Ping! Xian Yun is mean to me, go and bite her to avenge me!"

A Ping: ???

What the hell are you talking about?

Bite her? No, do you think I'm a dog?

The old cat doesn't meow, do you think I'm dead?!

A Ping directly locked Gui Zhong.

"Xianyun! Teach her some lessons!"

Although Xianyun maintained the majestic demeanor of an immortal, in fact, she had already turned into a crazy woman like Guizhong and Aping...

What is Guizhong afraid of? As good friends, Aping and Xianyun know it very well.

“Hahaha… Xianyun! You wait for me, I’m going to turn you back into a bird… Hahaha… I’m going to throw you next to Jiayu… Hahaha… let you… Hahaha… let you…”

In the end, she was bullied by her two best girlfriends, and they kept saying harsh words to her.

A Ping and Xian Yun looked at each other.

A Ping: Xianyun, what do you think about this girl threatening us?

Xianyun: What do you think? Of course I should take advantage of this opportunity to bully her!

Three people were fighting here, and a crematorium was going on over there.

"Bang! Crack! Crack... Cool cross! (Advanced fighting sound effects)"

Jiayu held a silver sword and confronted Ying...

"Ying! Don't play like this... Today I..."

"That's enough! Stop talking!"

Ying roared and then pushed Jiayu apart...

"I'm telling you! It was obviously me who came here first! You said at the beginning that you would think about getting married five hundred years later, and I waited for you for five hundred years! At that time, I thought you were going to marry me! But now you're actually marrying into my family!"

Ying pointed the sword at Jiayu and roared.

"I've waited for you for five hundred years. Now that you're getting married, can't I just steal your bride?!"

"Hmm...what a good melon..."

Fushexia was holding a watermelon in his hands while eating it, and he used his hands to pat the two Abyss Mages who were holding watermelons next to him...

"What do you two think of this melon?"

"That's right, your Highness's melon tastes really good!" x2

The two abyss mages who were eating watermelons nodded and ate their watermelons even more happily.

Behind them are a group of Liyue’s combat power benchmarks and the cannon fodder that Ying had just summoned.

They were holding all kinds of food in their hands and eating melons.

Ah? You ask them, shouldn't they type out both the red and white ones?

Just kidding, in Liyue where the average person is civilized, the main thing is that the world is big and the melon is the biggest.

As for the abyss cannon fodder...

Well, I was also infected by the Liyue people in Dihua.

After all, everyone likes to eat melons, especially the melons of big shots, which taste even better!