Genshin Impact: I'm Not a Bad Cat

"Well, I see..."

The girl with golden hair who was dressing up, who had a girlish figure but cleavage, nodded when she heard the words and looked at herself in the mirror.

(There are two types, decide which one you like...)

"I just don't believe it. You, a lecherous little fat cat, would refuse me when you see such a beautiful girl like me?"

There was a hint of sickness in Ying's eyes...

"Hehe... I have to give birth to a litter of kittens with that fat cat before my brother wakes up. Then I'll ask my brother to help me take care of the babies... I'll make my brother poor..."

Thinking of this, Ying couldn't help but think of the time about 500 years ago when she had just woken up and was traveling with a little fat cat...

"Heh...brother...I was eaten to poverty by a little fat cat, you can't be any worse off...but you have to face a bunch of your nephews and nieces...well, a whole litter of kittens at the same time..."

By then, the older brother will have to support his younger sister's child, and she... will naturally travel to Teyvat again with the little fat cat...

"Hey hey hey..."

When Ying thought about traveling to Teyvat with Jiayu, she couldn't help but drool...

"Um... Princess, please watch out for the saliva at the corners of your mouth. Please forgive me for saying that this affects your image..."

The Apostle of the Abyss next to him reminded weakly.

"Oh... slurp... I got carried away. By the way, are you ready for what's been arranged?"

Ying wiped the saliva from the corner of her mouth in a panic, then turned to look at the Apostle of the Abyss and asked.

"Don't worry, Princess. My men have already arranged everything..."

The Apostle of the Abyss said respectfully.

"Please rest assured, Princess. Our preparations are foolproof and we will definitely bring Lady Jiayu here..."

"Well, leave Jiayu's little fat cat to me. His abilities are very difficult to defeat. Even if I use the power of the abyss, I only have a 30% chance of catching him back..."

Ying glanced at the Apostle of the Abyss calmly and said.

"Yes!"

……

And at the same time...

Walnut looked at the scenery outside the window and gritted his teeth...

(There are two versions as well...)

Alice, wearing a red wedding dress, led a white horse to the room where Jiayu was waiting to be married...

"Wife! Bah...husband, please come out quickly, I am here to marry you..."

"Yes, Dad! Come out quickly! If you don't come out, Klee will finish eating your favorite grilled fish!"

When Klee saw her mother calling her father out, she bared her cute little teeth and shouted into the house.

"Kelly..."

Alice was at a loss whether to laugh or cry when she saw Kelly standing below and shouting into the house.

Although your father is a cat, how could he, who has lived for such a long time, come out so easily just because of grilled fish?

"No, no, no... Dad, come out and don't touch my grilled fish..."

Jiayu also knew that it was Klee who was calling out. After all, who else could have such a lovely voice except our own daughter?

Well, she's my own daughter... so I have to pamper her...

"Hehe... Daddy is out, Mom, is Keli awesome..."

When Keli saw that her father was called out by her in a few words, she looked at her mother with a heroic look...

"Well, Keli is really amazing. Come, let mommy kiss you..."

Alice picked up Kelly, who was wearing a red bridesmaid dress, and kissed her twice.

"Tsk... I never thought... Jiayu actually gave birth to such a big daughter without any notice..."

The human-like Tsukie Tsuyoshi also sighed as he looked at Alice holding Klee...

"Why? Xueyue, are you envious of others? Didn't I tell you that you are not young anymore, you should find a wife anyway, right?"

Yingda, the Fire Rat General and one of the Five Yakshas, ​​cheered from the side.

"That's right, Xieyue, think about it, that witch is so powerful, it's not easy for all the immortals in Liyue to defeat her together, but if you come, it might be a 30-70 chance..."

Another general of the Five Yakshas, ​​Razumaki, Haran, also spoke up.

"She only hits you three times, and you can wait for the seventh soul to return..."

True Lord Xueyue Zhuyang: ………………

Although what you said is the truth, do you know that your words hurt the heart of a thousand-year-old elk?

"Alright, alright, stop bickering here, let's hurry up and catch up, the team has already left. Seriously, I clearly told Xiao yesterday, and he agreed to come over, why hasn't he come over today?"

Fushe muttered as he pushed Zhenjun Xueyue Zhuyang and his two sisters.

at the same time……

"It's over, it's over. We're too late, Jiaming! Hurry up!"

Xiao grabbed Jiaming's hand and hurriedly pulled Jiaming to the wedding scene.

"Slow down, slow down, Xiao, why are you running so fast? It's not like we don't have time. We definitely still have time..."

Jiaming, who was being dragged by Xiao, muttered sleepily.

Yesterday, Jiaming's escort mission was a long journey, and he encountered many monsters on the way. Jiaming was busy for a long time, and he traveled all night to be able to keep the appointment. He barely returned to rest near dawn. As a result, he had not rested for an hour before he was woken up by Xiao to attend the wedding. Jiaming is very sleepy now.

"Jia Ming, look, the person in the sedan chair over there is the one who is going to marry into the family today. Let me tell you, he is an important person..."

Xiao pulled Jiaming to the wedding venue, pointed at Jiaming sitting in the sedan chair and introduced him to Jiaming.

"Ah... He seems to be quite handsome..."

Jiaming was so sleepy that he could hardly lift his head.

When he heard that it was the person sitting in the sedan chair, he immediately started praising that person for being beautiful...

Ah... beautiful? But why do I feel he is so handsome? Could it be that Jiaming thinks handsome is beautiful? Or do we have different aesthetic tastes?

When Xiao heard Jiaming's answer, he was stunned for a moment, then he turned his head and saw the sleepy Jiaming.

“Is this very sleepy?”

Xiao looked at Jiaming who looked very sleepy and picked him up.

"Jia Ming, what did you do last night? Why do you look so sleepy..."

"Yawn - I was on a convoy yesterday and barely slept the whole night... Yawn... Don't worry, I'm fine. I'm sure I'll be able to accompany you to the end of this wedding..."

As Jiaming spoke, he lowered his head again.

Xiao looked at the sleepy Jiaming, then looked at Jiayu over there, and at Fushe who was pushing two sisters and a person in the crowd...

Xiao gritted his teeth and let the sleepy Jiaming lean on his shoulder. Jiaming basically fell asleep as soon as he touched Xiao's shoulder. Looking at Xiao who fell asleep on his shoulder, he looked around and ran to a nearby hotel.

"Um...I'll get a room..."

Xiao searched his body for a long time before he found the money he had saved to treat Jiaming to a meal of tiger and grilled fish today, and booked a room.

"It's really heavy..."

Under the ambiguous gaze of the hotel receptionist, Xiao carried the sleeping Jiaming into the room.

After putting Jiaming on the bed and covering him with a quilt, Xiao picked up the chair next to him and sat next to Jiaming.

Looking at Jiaming Xiao who was sleeping soundly on the bed, he was helpless...

"What should I say to you? You're a little stupid... If you have anything to say, you can tell me. I won't blame you..."