Genshin Impact: I'm Not a Bad Cat

Gui Zhong drank the tea in the cup in one gulp and then gestured to Zhongli who was waiting in the room with a teapot like a lackey.

Zhongli also came over with a teapot and poured Guizhong a full cup of tea.

"Has Guest Zhongli been here from the beginning as well?"

Hu Tao asked as she looked at Zhongli who was with Gui Zhong and had a forced smile on his face.

"Ah, I've been here since the beginning, just like your aunt Guizhong..."

Zhongli also sold himself and his wife directly.

"Zhongli, don't run tonight..."

Gui Zhong said quietly from the side.

I don’t know why, but after Gui Zhong said this, Zhongli only felt a dull pain in his waist.

Zhongli also accepted this matter calmly. After all, he knew that if he really wanted to say it, it was because of his bad mouth...

……

"Xiao Tao, have you had enough fun with your husband? If you have, lend me your husband..."

walnut:? ? ?

Can I lend my husband out?

"Aunt Guizhong, since you're asking me to borrow your husband, why don't you lend me your husband as well..."

The clever Walnut also retaliated in the same way and asked the same question directly.

Zhongli was feeling a little helpless standing by.

Hu Tao is a little too young. Zhong'er and I have a deep relationship. How could Zhong'er lend me out just for the purpose of petting cats?

"Okay, then I'll lend you this guy Zhongli."

In the end, Gui Zhong directly agreed to Hu Tao's request.

Not only Hu Tao was confused, but even Zhongli was confused...

Zhongli can be said to be the most confused.

No, we have been husband and wife for hundreds of years. Would you sell me out just for petting a cat?

Hu Tao's mind was full of doubts at this moment.

My husband can still be lent out? Can it really be lent out? But when Aunt Guizhong agreed to lend me her husband, Zhongli Keqing, she did not hesitate at all.

"Hehe... Jiayu, your wife has already lent you to me, so you should understand what I need, right?"

Gui Zhong looked at Jia Yu with ill intentions in his eyes.

Jiayu looked at Guizhong with a helpless look in the end. Under Hutao's surprised gaze, she turned into a snow-white, blue-eyed ragdoll cat.

"Hey! Hey? Hey?!"

Walnut looked at the snow-white ragdoll cat with blue eyes that was taken away by her girlfriend with a shocked face.

Guizhong and Jiayu (ignore the hand and Jiayu's cat appearance...)

Just now, she saw with her own eyes that her husband turned into this extremely beautiful and cute cat.

My husband...

Is it a cat?!

"Hey, Xiao Tao, you won't dislike your husband just because he turned into a cat in front of you, right? Let me tell you, our business at Wangsheng Hall used to be about the same as it is now. It was only after your husband came to Wangsheng Hall and promoted it that our business started to improve..."

Looking at Hu Tao's serious look, I thought she couldn't accept that her husband had turned into a cat in front of her, or a particularly cute cat.

"Let me tell you, when your husband turns into a cat, it's really, really comfortable to stroke him..."

Before Gui Zhong could finish his words, Hu Tao pounced on him and tried to snatch Jia Yu away.

What kind of person is Gui Zhong? She brought up Hu Tao. When Hu Tao was young, her grandfather was busy opening a business to make money, so he had no time to take care of Hu Tao. It can be said that Hu Tao was taken care of by Gui Zhong since she was a child. It is not wrong to say that Gui Zhong took care of Hu Tao with all her heart.

Emmm... Of course, after being taught by Guizhong, Hu Tao was able to accept the separation of life and death. Of course, when she learned from Guizhong that her grandfather's soul might still be at Wuwangpo, Hu Tao took some things and ran to Wuwangpo after finishing her grandfather's funeral.

Well, then here’s what happened at the beginning…

Therefore, Gui Zhong can be said to be one of the people who knows Hu Tao best. He also predicted Hu Tao's behavior of snatching the cat and dodged it.

"Haha... Xiaotao, look at how embarrassed you are. That's enough, I won't tease you anymore. Come here, this is your husband, touch him yourself..."

After Gui Zhong finished speaking, he handed Jia Yu, who had turned back into a cat, to Hu Tao.

"Meow~"

As soon as Jiayu saw that Hutao was holding her, she started to act cute.

Well, this is my future wife, so I have to please her well...

From now on, he is Hu Tao's exclusive licking cat...

"I didn't expect that you would be so cute after turning into a cat. Your flesh feels soft to the touch, and your fur is so fluffy..."

Hu Tao was enjoying petting the cat while holding Jiayu in his arms.

Hu Tao had never petted a cat before, but after petting a cat today, Hu Tao found that petting a cat is addictive...

"Hey, Xiao Tao, let me tell you, here we have a saying called cat-sucking. Cats have a very peculiar smell, and it smells really, really good when you inhale it..."

"really?"

Hu Tao looked at Gui Zhong in surprise.

"Well, Xiaotao, look at me, Aunt Guizhong, when have I ever lied to anyone?"

"emmm..."

Walnut thought carefully for a while.

"Aunt Guizhong, didn't you and Sister Ping transform into two old men during the Lantern Festival last year and trick a four-armed Yaksha out of 10,000 Moras?"

The expression on Gui Zhong's face suddenly froze.

No, we had changed our appearance at that time. How did you recognize us?

And is that what we did called cheating? We are immortals, and immortals give us guidance. This is not cheating, this is guidance, do you understand? !

"Alright, alright, Xiaotao, just take this fellow Zhongli away first. As for your cat husband, I'll let you play with him for a while first, and then I'll return him to you..."

Gui Zhong said this and directly snatched Jia Yu from Hu Tao's arms.

"Uuuuuuu..."

Jiayu kept struggling to pull her head out from the source of all evil.

"The cat is suffocating! Let it go!"

Although Jiayu was still struggling, an ethereal voice sounded around her.

"Hey?! My husband is talking in cat form, but it seems that immortals can indeed do some things that are different from ordinary people..."

Hu Tao was a little surprised when she saw Jia Yu, who was covered tightly but still able to make sounds.

"Use immortal power to vibrate the air and make it make sound. To do this, you only need to control the immortal power to a very high level..."

Zhongli kindly explained to the side why Jiayu could make everyone hear her voice so clearly even though she couldn't move her mouth.

"So magical..."

Hu Tao looked at Zhongli with stars in her eyes.

"Zhongli Keqing, so you are also an immortal, right? You must be able to do this kind of thing! Right?!"

Zhongli: ………………

Why should I bother with this when I can speak?