Genshin Impact: I'm Not a Bad Cat

"Um... do you still want to play this card? If you still want to play, I can still accept to play with you for a while..."

Jiayu looked at the three ghosts squatting on the ground and asked tentatively.

"Get lost! You're so great! We don't want to play cards with you anymore, so leave now! Leave! Leave!" x3

It can be said that these three ghosts were shouting at Jiayu in perfect sync.

"Oh my, I finally found you. You refused to die just to play cards, and you also found my husband..."

Just at this moment, Kurumi's voice came from the side.

"Hey?! Mom, didn't you say you were going to catch ghosts in the mountains? Could it be that these three ghosts are what you want to do?"

Hu Yu looked at Hu Tao who suddenly emerged from the woods and asked in surprise.

"Ah, right, right... these three are the ghosts I'm looking for. Because they are too addicted to playing cards, they refuse to die and run away. I've been looking for them for a long time. During this time, there are always people forced to play cards with them. These three are very good at exclusion. Basically, no one they find can beat the card game..."

As Hu Tao spoke, he jumped in front of the three ghosts.

"Logically, they should have run away when they saw me. Why didn't they run away?"

"Master Hu, please send us to the afterlife. I feel that there is no meaning for me to live in this world anymore..." said the evil boss who was playing cards before, with lifeless eyes.

"Yes, yes, yes, Hall Master Hu, please tell us that we don't want to stay in this world for a moment at night..." I don't know if it was the second or third ghost, but he also said with a bitter face.

"I hope that in the next life, the three of us brothers won't meet a damn European emperor like this guy... We hate European emperors!!!" The ghost also added directly at the end.

"Oh my god, what happened? Why do you feel like..."

Drained of vitality? That's not right, ghosts don't have vitality to begin with? Then why are you so listless? Are you suffering from a severe psychological blow?

"Mom, come here and let me explain to you..."

Hu Yu also pulled Hu Tao aside and explained what had just happened.

"Pfft...really? These three card-playing idiots basically lost everything after they met your dad? And then they lost their self-confidence when they were beaten by others?"

Hu Yu nodded.

"These three are ghosts. Their mental endurance is too poor. They are so shocked that they want to die..."

Hu Tao said this in silence, and led the three ghosts to the Hopeless Hill, a place for the afterlife, to send these three ghosts, who had been wandering the world because of their strong addiction to playing cards and their deep obsession, to the afterlife.

"Brothers, I hope we can still be brothers in our next life..."

"Brother, if there is an afterlife, we will still recognize you as our big brother..."

"Then we will make the poker masters in the place where we were born tremble together!!!"

Looking at the three slowly disappearing ghosts still making vows of eternal love, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but twitch.

What the hell is going on...

Why are you three ghosts still making vows of eternal love here? Are you going to stage another scene of Jack and Rousi from the Titanic?

That’s not right… There are three people, one is Jack, one is Rousi… and the other one is a smashed boat?

"Finally, these three guys have passed away. I was exhausted chasing them these past two days..."

After Hu Tao breathed a sigh of relief, she picked up Hu Yu who was beside her.

"Xiaoyu, you haven't seen your mother for a long time. Do you miss your mother? Mom really misses you..."

"Ahhh...Mom, if it really doesn't work, let's just train our chest muscles less. Ever since you became obsessed with training your chest muscles, yours has come out a little, but it's a little hard..."

When Hu Yu was held by his mother, he did not forget to complain about his mother.

"Uh……"

Hu Tao was a little overwhelmed after hearing what her daughter said...

No, I am your mother after all, right?

Are you insulting your mother like this? In order to give you a comfortable experience, I have specially focused on training my chest muscles during exercise.

Wasn't it you who told me before that when I leaned on your chest, it felt like it was leaning on your ribs, and it was uncomfortable?

Now that you have trained it, you are still saying that it is uncomfortable to have your chest muscles resting on your head?

"Hubby! How about you use the pillow?"

Hu Tao turned her head and looked at Jia Yu who was trying her best to reduce her presence.

"Uh... okay~"

Jiayu seemed to be lacking in energy when she spoke.

Anyway, I just don't seem to dare to try it no matter what.

Well, ever since I told Hu Tao that exercising chest muscles can expand your capital, Hu Tao would set aside some time every day to do stretching.

In the end, the chest muscles were reshaped, but...

how to say?

It still hurts like a rib, but the ribs are hurt in pieces. Now? Now it's the head, like a stone...

It has to be said that although Hu Tao's innate flat body has improved after training, it is still like a flat plate.

Well, it's as uncomfortable as a tablet.

"Hubby... I seriously suspect you are fooling me..."

Walnut's face slowly darkened and he spoke in a deep voice.

"No! No! How is this possible? It's absolutely not happening. Absolutely not happening!"

After Jiayu finished speaking to calm Hu Tao down, she turned around and ran away.

"Jia Yu! Stop right there!!!"

"Mom! You hung me on the tree! Hey! Someone come and save me!"

"Girl, wait for a while, dad will come to rescue you soon!"

Hu Yu, who was thrown onto a tree by Hu Tao, looked at his mother chasing after his father and finally could only sigh helplessly.

"It seems like I have become part of my parents' play again..."

Hu Yu looked around at the situation around him, then took out an Eye of God from his arms.

Well, fire attribute...

Hu Yu got this Eye of God when Jiayu and Hu Tao were out on business and he was too hungry to cook for himself, so he thought about taking revenge on his parents.

Maybe it was because his desire to avenge his parents had reached its peak, so he got it...

Well, Jiayu, who only found out the reason at that time, also felt a little scared.

How much resentment does my daughter have towards me and my wife to make her desire for revenge on me so strong that it would attract the attention of the gods and gain the Eye of God? !

Hu Yu, who obtained the Eye of God, naturally did not hide it from his biological parents.

The reason why Hu Tao threw Hu Yu onto the tree just now was because he took into consideration that Hu Yu had the Eye of God to strengthen his physique.

The reason why Jiayu promised Huyu that she would come back to save her when she ran away...

Well, that's pure bullshit! She knew her father's personality very well, and she would not believe his bullshit.