Genshin Impact: I'm Not a Bad Cat

"Welcome everyone to come out of our haunted house plot. Old Sambo, I know you definitely won't have any ideas about the sequel to this story, so, Old Sambo, I won't explain it to you..."

Sambo came up to the group and said with a grin.

Barbara doesn't tolerate this playful guy.

"Say!"

Barbara simply picked up the two-handed sword next to her and placed it across Sambo's neck.

"Okay, okay... I'm telling you all right now, please don't use violence against this young lady. It's not good for such a weak girl to use violence..."

Sambo also said with a strong desire to survive.

"This story is similar to what you have seen. To put it simply, a group of greedy people entered the village and killed and plundered for the money in the village. The resentful souls were attracted by the locust tree in the village and made into puppets. The puppets used their special abilities to keep the greedy people in the village and prevent them from leaving, but they gained a different kind of eternal life. At first, the greedy people were indeed fascinated by eternal life, but after living for a long time, they found that eternal life was not a good thing, so the puppets and the greedy people wanted to destroy each other, and you played the role of a medium for them to destroy each other."

"In the eyes of those greedy people, only with the help of outsiders can the locust tree that created those resentful puppets be chopped down. And those puppets hope that with the help of outsiders, they can use the token you got from them to detonate the locust tree and perish together with those greedy people."

"In theory, those greedy people and the resentful puppets are all villagers of this village. They all sincerely want to help you to achieve your own goals."

……

After learning the truth of the matter from Sambo, everyone looked at each other for a while.

They both saw the heaviness in each other's eyes.

"Just as they were about to leave..."

"Dad? You're the dad, right?"

Xing stood in front of Jiayu, who was disguised as Sangbo, and looked at Jiayu and asked.

"Ahem, little boy, I'm not your father... Since you're so cute, your father must be very handsome, and not as wretched as your uncle. He doesn't look like a good person, don't you think?"

Jiayu started to smear Sangbo in a serious manner.

"I, Old Sambo, am just a jerk who can do anything for money. I, Uncle Sambo, am not a good person, nor someone who deserves your sympathy, so don't have any sympathy for Uncle Sambo~"

At the same time, in the world of Bengtie, Sambo, who was preparing to welcome the Star Train to come here to deal with the star core at Yalilo No. 6, suddenly sneezed.

"Who is talking about me, Old Sambo? Could it be my enemy? I offended too many people back then, and I don't know who is talking about Old Sambo. Forget it, just wait..."

……

"Uncle, what are you doing?"

Qiong, who was eating a string of candied haws, asked while looking at Kong who was chopping trees over there.

"Ah, I feel like there seems to be a treasure chest here, so I wonder if I can chop it out..."

Sora said as he wielded the Edgeless Sword in his hand, swinging it at the tree.

After the tree was cut down, a treasure chest appeared in the pit.

"Wuhu~Another treasure chest, another Mora to use!"

Kong dug out the treasure chest with great excitement, then opened it and counted the Moras inside.

"Yeah! That's great. This time I have 570 Mora! As long as I find a dozen more treasure chests like this, I'll have enough money to live on for the next few days..."

After finding enough Mora, Kong struck while the iron was hot and prepared to look for a few more boxes.

Qiong, who was eating the candied haws bought by Mora that Kong had searched for in the wild for a long time, looked at his uncle with a puzzled look as he continued to look for the treasure chest so happily. He always felt that something was not natural.

Why is my uncle so focused on finding treasure chests?

After Qiong finished the string of candied haws in his hand in a few bites, he suddenly came to the top of a hill.

"Uncle! I also feel that there is a treasure chest here, can you help me check it out?"

"Come on!"

After being eaten by the two little ancestors and incurring a debt of tens of thousands of Moras, Kong began to desperately look for treasure chests to earn Moras.

Well, these two little ancestors have really big appetites...

After some calculations, Kong suddenly discovered...

If you want to feed these two little ancestors, you will have to spend at least 200,000 Mora a month!!!

No, can these two gold-eating beasts be so edible? !

What’s more important is that these two children are still growing!

The appetite of these two little beasts will only grow bigger and bigger. By that time, Mora will have to spend more than just 200,000.

Kong could already foresee his future life of poverty and destitution.

"Ugh……"

After opening an exquisite treasure chest, Kong counted the Moras inside and felt sad and angry.

"Sister, I know you want me to see my two little nephews...but...you didn't tell me that these two little nephews are such good eaters!"

These two are a complete burden! Not only are they useless, but they will also eat up a lot of Mora!

But since these two money-eating beasts are his nephews, what can he do? He can only feed them. Even if he has to cry, he has to provide food for these two little guys...

I also need to know from these two nephews who the big yellow-haired guy is who kidnapped my sister!

Although I am also a yellow-haired person, but...

I am still a virgin now!

I haven't even gotten married yet, but my sister has already been kidnapped. Where can I go to seek justice? !

Ugh……

Kong couldn't help but think of the brothers in the past few worlds, who would say what after their sisters were kidnapped? They wanted the yellow-haired man who kidnapped their sisters to die.

Ugh……

First of all, Sora felt deeply sorry for what he had thought of these brothers in the past.

I didn't expect that I would become one of those people that I didn't understand before...

This is the unpredictable world, the big intestine is wrapped in the small intestine...

"By the way, Qiong, is your sister coming back for dinner today?"

Sora looked at Qiong and asked.

Regarding his little niece, he didn't tell me what she was doing outside during this period. Anyway, when he returned to Mondstadt, he basically owed a lot of foreign debts.

Well, it turns out that my little nephew only needs two bites of food, but my little niece is the real money-eating beast!