Genshin Impact: I'm Not a Bad Cat

My name is Xiangling, the daughter of the owner of Wanmin Hall. This morning I was showing off to my good friend Hutao the little bear Guoba that I conquered in the mountains yesterday with spicy meat steamed buns.

As a result, Hu Tao actually said that she picked up a wild husband yesterday.

I'm so envious! I also want my dad to find me a wild husband, but I don't know why my dad seems to be very angry after knowing this...

At noon, Hu Tao's wild husband and Mr. Zhongli from the Wangsheng Hall came to eat together. Guoba ate their food, but Hu Tao's husband actually asked Hua Mora to treat Guoba to a meal.

What a nice guy...

I also wanted to show off my cooking skills, so I made a plate of golden shrimp balls to treat Mr. Zhongli and Hu Tao’s husband.

but……

As soon as I served the dish, Hu Walnut's husband's clothes exploded!

"Oh my god! Not good!"

Jiayu felt that she had nothing on her body, so she quickly used her magical power to transform herself into a set of robes...

How can it be so embarrassing to have nothing in public? !

"Qiqi! What are you doing? Ouch..."

Jiayu let out a cry just because she was very angry when she saw Qiqi hugging his thigh.

"Cat... why are you here... in the city?"

Qiqi stared at Jiayu with her clear but dull eyes and asked.

"We shouldn't be talking about this, right?! The point is why did you suddenly hug my legs?!"

Jiayu was speechless...

"The cat's tail is still as long as ever..."

Good words: ………………

No, it was just a short moment and you saw it?

What's wrong with Qiqi's eyes?

"Snapped!"

"Uuuuuuu..."

When Jiayu was speechless, there was a sudden sound of a plate breaking and Xiangling sobbing beside her.

"Uh... Xiangling?"

Jiayu was a little speechless as she watched him covering his eyes and looking through gaps between his fingers at her attempt to cover up his crime.

Xiangling's appearance

No, if you want to watch it, just watch it openly...

Xiangling’s inner thoughts: It’s over, it’s over, I saw Hu Tao’s husband’s body, Hu Tao’s husband is no longer pure…

Can I watch this?! Will I have to marry him with Kurumi in the future?!

Xiangling was having wild thoughts in her mind. Her mother had told her before that if a girl saw a boy's body, she would have to marry that boy...

(Ahem, since neither the PV nor the game mentioned the story of Xiangling’s mother, I just created one for myself. Well, she has an unruly personality…)

"Qiqi...are you going to pick herbs?"

Jiayu looked at Qiqi looking at her blankly and finally couldn't bear to hit the little zombie.

Forget it, just spoil her...

After Jiayu reached out and rubbed the little zombie's head, the little zombie finally reacted.

"Mr. Bai Zhu asked me to buy some food... and go back..."

It seems that Baizhu asked Qiqi to go out and buy some food for lunch. Maybe he was too busy to handle the patients...

"Xiangling, could you please make some more dishes for Qiqi to pack up..."

Jiayu went to Xiangling, who had just put down her hands and was directing the Guoba brand sweeper to clean the golden shrimp balls on the ground, and ordered some more dishes.

"Oh, okay, got it..."

Xiangling nodded and collected the broken pieces of the plate and threw them into the trash can next to her.

"Thank you...Kitty..."

As Qiqi said this, she climbed onto Jiayu's stool and prepared to thank Jiayu.

"Ah, ah, ah...don't thank me here, it will have a bad influence!"

Jiayu also hurriedly stopped Qiqi's actions.

The clothes Jiayu is wearing right now are transformed by his immortal power. Strictly speaking, he has nothing on him...

Qiqi’s thank you meant... ahem, anyway, it’s still good.

"Well, when will you change this bad habit of yours? Other cats' fur would stand on end, but yours is standing on end. This has a bad influence..."

Zhongli watched Jiayu from the side and saw some helplessness in his words.

In the past, these immortals also thought about helping Jiayu, who was also an immortal, to improve this problem. Even Zhongli, one of the seven rulers of the mortal world, offered to help.

But Jiayu's problem seemed to be congenital. After all kinds of treatments, Jiayu showed no response.

As long as I scare this guy when Jiayu isn't paying attention, his clothes will explode...

"Oh, Jiayu, I didn't expect you to come out into the world. This doesn't suit your habits. Aren't you usually very cold? Except for the Lantern Festival, you basically never come back. You live on a fruit tree in the wilderness..."

At this moment, someone suddenly patted Jiayu on the shoulder.

"Meow!"

"boom!"

Jiayu jumped directly onto the ceiling. Although the clothes on Jiayu were transformed from energy, for some reason the clothes would explode when she was frightened, and this characteristic even continued on the clothes that were transformed from energy.

"A Ping! What are you doing?! You suddenly come out to scare the cat! Don't you know that my clothes will explode when I get scared?!"

Jiayu grabbed the ceiling and yelled at Aping who was covering her mouth and laughing softly.

The moment he was frightened just now, the clothes he conjured up were instantly shattered, but fortunately, Jiayu reacted quickly before grabbing the ceiling, and used his fairy power to condense another set of clothes.

"Haha... Jiayu, you are still so cute! When you were frightened, you immediately jumped onto the ceiling like a cat!"

Ah Ping just looked at the person hanging on the ceiling and laughed.

"Hehe... Ah Ping, you should know that I'm very powerful... Even if all of you immortals and Yakshas were combined, I guess you still can't beat me, right?"

Jiayu's face was dark as she looked down and saw Aping smiling over there without giving Jiayu any face.

Ping, the True Lord of Gechen Langshi, in the original plot, was Ping, the old lady who lived in Liyue Harbor after she shed her immortal body and became an old woman after Guizhong died in the invasion of a large number of demons in Guiliyuan.

As for now...

Ah Ping, who was standing there and laughing at Jia Yu, looked like a girl who was almost the same as Gui Zhong...

Looks playful and cute...

Of course, because Guizhong is not dead, Aping's mentality is almost the same as Guizhong's. Occasionally, when they want to have some fun, they will turn into two old men and set up a fortune-telling stall in Liyue Harbor to cheat people.

Because the scope of the fraud was so wide, the matter even got to the point where Ganyu, one of the Seven Stars of Liyue, had to go and investigate.

Well, when Ganyu found out that the two friends of her master were the ones who cheated her, she was speechless...

No, are you so idle? On weekdays, you don't meditate in the mountains, but run to the city to do fraudulent business.

There is no template for what Grandma Ping looked like when she was young, so I had to use the AI ​​to describe people, but it was okay...