Genshin Impact: I'm Not a Bad Cat

“Tell me! Are you a human trafficker?! Did you kidnap these two children from Liyue?! Confess and I will send you to see Lord Barbatos!”

Barbara said as she looked at Sora with a serious expression.

She now has reason to suspect that Xing and Qiong, two children who look similar to Kong, were abducted by Kong from Liyue.

The main reason is that the clothes on Kong are different from those on Liyue, and the clothes on Xingqiong and his sister are also from Liyue, which makes them look a bit out of place...

Although the waist is so thin that even a girl like Barbara feels a little greedy, but...

After proving Kong's crime of kidnapping and selling children, I will tie Kong up in jail and interrogate him thoroughly...

hey-hey……

Thinking of this, Barbara couldn't help but drool.

"Senior, please pay attention to your appearance. Your saliva is flowing out..."

Noelle, who was standing next to her, pushed Barbara's shoulder and said.

"Ow..."

Barbara wiped the saliva from the corner of her mouth and came to the Xingqiong brothers and sisters and asked about the Xingqiong sisters.

"My two children, who is this person? Do you know him?"

Xing and Qiong looked at each other and couldn't help but smile playfully.

Kong: I suddenly felt a chill running down my forehead for no apparent reason. What’s going on?

Kong was a little confused, but what his two nephews and nieces said next made Kong feel like his cerebellum was shrinking...

"Sister! Help! This man said he was our father and brought us here from Liyue! He is a human trafficker, he is a bad guy! He is a bad guy!"

Qiong simply hugged Barbara's thighs and pointed at Kong and shouted.

"That's right, beautiful sister. We didn't know that man. He said he was our father and brought us here. We walked a long way and our legs were sore..."

Seeing that his brother had already taken action, Xing quickly followed his brother's example and started to play the victim.

The biological uncle of the two children pretended to be the father of his two nephews and kidnapped the children to Mond. In fact, the children had just woken up not long ago and he was the one who was wronged by his brother and sister to entrust the children to him. Kong: No, listen to my excuses, bah... explain it, sister!

You two are truly my nephews!

Their mother entrusted it to me!

Kong was handcuffed by Barbara with no tears in his eyes, and then taken back to Mondstadt.

“Hmmmm… Although we have come to Mondstadt, why do I always feel like something is wrong?”

Sora, who was tied to a newly built cross in the central square of Mondstadt, was in tears.

Xing and Qiong, you two little guys just wait for me. When I get back, I will spank you two so hard that your little butts are swollen!

……

This is the guest room that the Mondstadt Knights of Favonius specially use to entertain their guests.

"So... the guy with the blond hair in a braid and a very thin waist is really your uncle?"

Barbara asked as she looked at the Starsky siblings.

"Well, it's true. Our uncle is good-looking, isn't he? Is his waist thin? Sister, do you have any feelings for our uncle? If you do, we can be your matchmaker and you can trick our uncle back home. Our uncle is very obedient. If you think our uncle is disobedient now, you can hand him over to us and we will help you train him well..."

Xing said as she looked at Barbara with sparkling eyes.

"So, beautiful big sister, do you want to be our aunt?! I think our uncle really needs a young, beautiful and powerful aunt..."

"That's right, that's right..."

Brother Qiong also nodded.

"Sister, you should know that our uncle has just woken up not long ago, and he is not familiar with many things. If you take advantage of this opportunity to capture our uncle, it can almost be said that you can almost certainly take him in. Sister, if you want to raise a pond, that's fine too. Our uncle can be your subordinate..."

Sora: Uncle, thank you...

"These two little brats are so smart..."

Barbara smiled and rubbed the two little guys' heads, then prepared to put Kong down...

After all, today's incident was a misjudgment, and the person who was misjudged was hung on the cross of the Knights of Favonius. This feels a bit impolite...

"no, I'm fine……"

Qiong waved his hand and said.

"Uncle has not been smoothed out by life yet, so let him stay there for a while. After he is smoothed out, this sister can try to win over our uncle..."

"What a smart little fellow..."

Barbara smiled and showed no intention of going over to rescue Kong.

What Qiong said is true.

After all, Sora's appearance is pretty good. If she can train Sora to look like her, then Barbara feels that her partiality and cheating is acceptable...

I'll put a dog chain around Kong's neck later, and then every night...

Hey hey hey...

Barbara thought for a while and then shook her head and looked at the two little guys.

"You two little ones must be hungry, do you want your sister to take you to eat something?"

"Okay!" x2

After Xing and Qiong nodded, they followed Barbara to eat obediently, completely ignoring their uncle who was still hanging on the cross in Mondstadt.

To be more precise, the most important thing now is to eat, and my uncle and other things can be put aside.

"These two little heartless people left their own uncle hanging there, while they were having dinner with the pretty young lady, and they were still thinking about making this pretty young lady their aunt?"

Ying was standing near the cross where Kong was hanging, in a place where Kong couldn't notice her, quietly looking at her brother who was tied to the cross.

After learning from my subordinates about the outrageous actions of my two children, I found it a bit funny.

"My lady Princess, are you sure you don't need my men to rescue your relatives from there?"

The Apostle of the Abyss next to him asked.

"No, I believe that after the two little guys have had enough fun, they will definitely think of their uncle. Let's wait and see. We should also prepare for the next thing..."

After Ying finished speaking, he turned around and walked into the space hole opened by his subordinates next to him.

Ah? Are you asking what Jiayu is doing now?

Jiayu is now at the Wangsheng Hall preparing to take action against Paimeng who was just pulled out of the sea...

but……

"Your appetite is a bit scary..."

Jiayu was speechless when she saw Paimeng chewing a carrot over there.