Genshin Impact: I'm Not a Bad Cat

"Wuwuwu...what happened? My face hurts, and my stomach feels like something is jumping on it..."

Sora slowly opened his eyes, and then he saw two little guys jumping on his stomach, using his stomach as a trampoline...

I……

After Kong reacted, the two little guys jumped up together and stepped on Kong's stomach.

"Puff puff……"

Kong just spat out a mouthful of sour water to the side.

Well, I've been sealed for hundreds of years, and I don't know how long I haven't eaten. There's nothing in my stomach anyway, so I can only vomit acid...

"Brother, our uncle is awake, hurry down, hurry down..."

Sora slowly straightened up and covered his forehead...

"Ugh?!"

Sora suddenly felt swelling on both sides of his cheeks.

Oh my god~ Could it be that my belly is swollen because of these two little guys who used it as a trampoline?

It's unlikely...

"Where did you two come from, you naughty kids... Why are you using people's stomachs as trampolines? This will make people feel very uncomfortable..."

Kong was educating the two children seriously.

"Uncle, in terms of relationship, we can be said to be your nephew and niece..."

Xing directly said something that shocked Kong.

No, these two little guys said they were their nephews and nieces?!

What does this mean?! Does it mean that they are my sister's children?!

I just took a nap, how come my sister has a child? !

How many things have I missed?!

"You two little guys said you are my sister's children, so you have to tell me something that only my sister and I know..."

Otherwise, Kong really couldn't believe that his sister had given birth to two babies here during the time he was asleep...

"Emm... Let me think about it. Mom seemed to have told us before that there was a small red mole on my uncle's butt... It seemed to be on the left side..."

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Well...it seems that this secret is really only known by me and my sister in this world...

Not right either!

I just woke up, and these two little guys have been here for such a long time. They must have searched my body thoroughly. Knowing that there is a mole on my butt doesn’t seem to prove anything...

"Well... I think you can say something else. After all, just some of my characteristics alone cannot prove anything. After all, I was just lying on the beach. You can turn me over and find out that it is normal for you to know some of my characteristics..."

Looking at Kong, the Xingqiong siblings thought for a while, and finally looked at their uncle with some disgust.

"Uncle...my mother told me that if you don't believe me when I tell you about the location of the mole on your body, then we have to tell you about some of the ugly things you did when you were a child..."

"Ok?"

Sora slowly typed a question mark.

"Our mother told us before that when we were young, we heard people say that applying mud to the face can help whiten the skin. Then you see the pickled stuff in the toilet is a bit like mud, so you can use that stuff after you have taken care of some things on your body..."

Xing turned her head away in disgust before she could finish her words.

"Ugh... I don't want to say it anymore, you're too rude."

Well, to be honest, Ying just told them about this matter. To be honest, he didn't know that his uncle was so mean...

"Okay, okay, stop talking. I know. You are indeed my sister's children. After all, my sister is the only one in the world who knows about this..."

Kong also directly stopped his nephew from telling what happened next.

Well, this incident is indeed fresh in his memory when he was a child...

My family members washed me with water and then hung me on a tree and whipped me severely...

After a while of beating, and after growing up, my sister often mentioned this incident to me, how could it not leave a deep impression? !

Sister... why did you tell your child about this? You could have even hypnotized me when I was a child and made me think I was a fish jumping into the river and almost choked myself to death...

Why did you tell the child about this? How can I, as an uncle, hold my head up in front of my nephew and niece in the future? !

Huh?! Speaking of which...

My sister already has a child, doesn't this mean...

My sister was kidnapped by those damned little yellow-haired guys? !

Uh... something doesn't seem right. Judging from my sister's personality, maybe my sister is the little yellow-haired one...

"Oh, by the way, uncle, our mother told us that after you wake up, we will take you to the Seven Days Statue over here to receive the baptism of elemental power and obtain the elemental power of this world..."

Qiong, who had a better memory than his brother, directly repeated what Ying had said to him before.

"Ah? Your mother told you about the future arrangements? Then why didn't your mother come to see me?"

After listening to his niece's words, Kong also expressed his own thoughts.

"Ah, mom said that when you travel through the seven countries, it will be the time for you to meet. Mom gave birth to us specifically to be your companions during the journey, so uncle, please give us more guidance from now on..."

"Ah?! Traveling through the seven kingdoms to see your mother?! Can you tell me some basic knowledge about this world first? I just woke up and don't know anything..."

Seeing the two children chatting happily over there, Jiayu nodded.

"It seems that my brother-in-law is quite satisfied with his two nephews and nieces..."

"Well, we'd better observe for a while. Have you arranged things over in Mond?"

"Well, it hasn't been arranged yet. I'll tell Wendy later. But if I really have to put on such a show, it seems unnecessary..."

“I feel the need!”

"Oh... okay then..."

After Kong had a general understanding of the things on the continent of Teyvat, he followed his nephew and niece and walked towards the direction of the Seven Days Statue in Mond.

"Xing, Qiong, who is your father? Why is your mother with your father?"

While Kong was on his way, he also asked about the person who kidnapped his sister or the person who was kidnapped by his sister.

"Our father? He's a very powerful man. I heard that he and mom started dating when they were traveling together. After that, they settled down in Liyue, the kingdom of the Rock God Morax, and later gave birth to us..."