Genshin Impact: I'm Not a Bad Cat

"Noelle, you're not right. I told you that a knight should be carefree and generous. Look at me. I was just a nun, but now I've become a [Trade Wind Knight], right?"

Barbara said as she directly picked up the liquor that Charles handed to her and drank it in one gulp.

"Ahhh...drinking is still more comfortable! What a miserable life I lived before!"

"Senior Barbara, drinking is bad for your health..."

Noelle almost cried when she saw Barbara being so carefree and drinking a glass of liquor in one gulp.

Today, she accidentally met Barbara, who had transformed from a nun to a knight and became a knight with a title in less than half a year.

As an all-purpose maid who wants to become the Knight of Favonius, Noelle hopes to learn from her predecessors how to become a Knight of Favonius, and use the experience taught by her predecessors to become a Knight of Favonius.

Noel humbly approached this senior who had become a famous knight in less than half a year to seek advice.

Barbara was also very responsible for this junior who wanted to become a knight, and directly asked Noel to go with her to fight the monsters.

I've been killing monsters in the wild until now and just came back.

In fact, Barbara herself is not quite sure about how to become a Knight of Favonius.

I just felt that after the image of the God of Wind in my mind was shattered, I inexplicably wanted to vent.

Then I found a big sword and went out to fight monsters.

As he fought, he accidentally made a name for himself and became a Knight of Favonius.

To be honest, Barbara herself felt quite baffled...

But speaking of the Wind God...

Barbara looked at Wendy who was about to sing, and walked to Wendy with her chin pinched, and circled around her while looking at her.

"Hiss, hiss, hiss... The more I look at you, the more I feel that you look like that scumbag Fengshen who was trained by a girl from another place to be a henpecked husband? Hiss, hiss, hiss... That's not right. That guy must have been wearing women's clothes all the time because he was henpecked. You are not wearing women's clothes..."

Wendy: (????????????)

To be honest, I just want to ask you, are you polite?

Do I have to wear women's clothes? I look like a boy now, and wind elves have no gender. If I say I am a boy now, then I am a boy! Boys must wear women's clothes, so I can't have my own clothes as a boy? Am I forced to live under the shadow of my wife?

Emmm... Although it is a fact that he lives under the shadow of his wife, he doesn't necessarily have to wear women's clothes all the time, right?

"Forget it, forget it. That worthless Wind God is now in Liyue being controlled by his henpecked husband. How could it be such a coincidence that I could meet that worthless Wind God?"

Barbara sat back at the counter, and this time she asked Charles directly for a whole bottle of liquor.

"Come on, Noelle, don't you think you can't find that feeling? Drink this bottle of wine! Then you will be able to find that feeling!"

Noelle took the bottle of wine with a confused look on her face...

Looking at the bottle of wine, Noelle fell into deep silence.

After drinking this bottle of wine, you can find that feeling, and then become the Knight of Favonius with sparks and lightning all the way?

Is one bottle of wine enough?

Is it really possible?

sure?

Noelle still had the bottle of wine in her hand. She looked up and found that Barbara's eyes were no longer on her.

"The guy over there who looks a bit like that henpecked scumbag Fengshen, come over here..."

Barbara leaned against the wine cabinet and hooked her finger at Wendy.

Wendy came to Barbara with a confused look on her face.

"To be honest, I feel something is wrong when I don't see the God of Wind wearing women's clothes. You are wearing women's clothes and dancing for me... what dance was it? It seems to be a pole dance... ah, right, pole dance! Dance a pole dance for me!"

Wendy: (????????????)

I am the great Mondstadt Wind God Barbatos, and you want me to change into women's clothes and dance pole dance for you? !

No, if I, the great Feng Shen, could really dance this pole dance for you, wouldn’t I, the Feng Shen, have any dignity?!

"Let me guess you're performing here because you want to drink?"

After Barbara finished speaking, she took out a bag of Mora from her pocket and threw it into the hands of the bartender Charles.

"Charles, give me a few more bottles of wine!"

Charles directly took a dozen bottles of wine and placed them next to Barbara.

"Listen carefully, you are like that henpecked bastard. I am happy that you put on women's clothes and dance on the pole. I will give you all these dozen bottles of wine. How do you think?"

Wendy: (??????)??

Are you naked? Auntie?!

As everyone knows, after being married to the Dragon King Rota, the amount of pocket money that Wendy had was strictly limited. The pocket money she had on weekdays was barely enough for Wendy to maintain normal expenses. She had to work as a bard in Mondstadt to earn some extra money to drink.

Even if she made more money on weekdays and could spend some money lavishly, for Wendy it would just be a couple more glasses of apple cider.

Just like what Barbara said, if you put on women's clothes and do pole dancing, you can get more than a dozen bottles of good wine directly. How can you not do this kind of business? !

"Hurry up and dance! No, go change into women's clothes for me! Then find a pole and dance for me!"

During the time when Wendy was in a daze, Barbara drank two bottles of liquor in a row and was obviously drunk. She yelled at Wendy.

"Okay, please wait a moment, I'll go change my clothes!"

After Wendy finished speaking, she ran to the employee locker room of Angel's Gift and changed into the clothes specially provided for the female bartenders.

Huh? Where did the bartender's clothes come from?

Are you kidding? How could a pub that operates all day only have one employee named Charles?

There must be a female bartender in charge of the evening activities.

After changing her clothes, Wendy ran outside to the West Wind Church and found an iron bar, broke it and brought it back.

Rosalia, who was about to leave after get off work, heard the scenery on the roof. She turned her head and found that a flag on the roof of the West Wind Cult suddenly disappeared...

"Am I hallucinating? Since I am hallucinating now, I can use it as an excuse to take a day off tomorrow..."

“Hehe… This Noelle is such a loser~ He’s already drunk after drinking only half a bottle…”

Barbara sat at the counter and looked at Noel, who was sitting on the floor, holding a glass of wine with a red face, and slammed the table and laughed.

"Yes... I'm sorry, senior... I disappoint you..."

Noelle was still mumbling over there in her drunken state.

Barbara smiled and picked up a bottle of wine next to her. She used her teeth to violently take off the cork on the bottle and then blew directly into the bottle mouth.

"Auntie, here I come!"