Genshin Impact: I'm Not a Bad Cat

"Meow~"

Diona slowly opened her eyes and propped herself up uncomfortably.

"Hmmmm... I feel really bad... and I feel like vomiting... Is it because I drank too much?"

Diona murmured, holding her head.

Diona still remembers last night's memories clearly. After tasting a glass of wine, she seemed to have accidentally turned into one of those drunkards she hated...

but……

I carefully savored the taste of the beer. Well, when I first drank it, there was a strong smell of bubbles, followed by a strong smell of wheat.

The malt aroma tastes very good, and at the end there is a light aroma of wine...

The combination of this wine tasted very good. After Diona recalled it now, she still felt that the thing called beer tasted really good. She even wanted to have another bottle...

"Ah ah ah..."

Diona patted her head.

"Diona, what are you thinking about! That's wine! You are a girl who is determined to destroy Mond Wine Industry! How can you like something you want to destroy? No, no, you must not like these things!"

But after patting his head twice, he raised his head again with some aftertaste.

"But the wine tastes really good. I feel like... having another drink..."

Diona is now in a tangled state of mind...

She originally hated alcohol, but because she accidentally drank a sip of it, she now kind of likes it...

Diona feels very conflicted now.

I'm not really going to become the kind of drunkard I hate, am I? !

This is a dilemma, and she has no way to decide now...

Diona changed into new clothes and was about to get out of bed, but as soon as she got out of bed, her legs went weak and she bowed deeply to Jiayu, who heard the noise in the room and came in to see what was going on.

"Emm... Although I know the situation, you still don't have to kneel down..."

After smiling, Jiayu came to Diona, picked her up, put her back on the bed, and let Diona, whose legs were weak due to drunkenness, sit on the bed.

"How are you feeling? Are you hungry? If you are, I'll get you something to eat..."

It would have been fine if Jiayu hadn't said this, but after she said this, Diona felt hungry.

Well, I slept all day today. I drank too much...

Not only did he drink so much that he was hungry before getting up, but he also made his body so weak that his legs were powerless.

Sure enough! Alcohol is evil! You must not touch it!

Diona made up her mind silently.

"I'm hungry, can you get me something to eat? Thank you, that...husband..."

After a moment of hesitation, Diona finally managed to utter the word.

Jiayu nodded and walked out of the room to the kitchen of the Shengtang Hall to watch and prepare some food.

It's a pity about the kitchen in Wangsheng Hall. Today, almost all the people in Wangsheng Hall went to Wanmin Hall for dinner because they had run out of food at home. So there was actually nothing to eat in the kitchen of Wangsheng Hall.

As for the ingredients, Guizhong said she would go and buy some tomorrow...

However, after unremitting efforts at home, they finally found a pile of flour, a vegetable and a few eggs from the kitchen of the Wangsheng Hall.

Well, let’s simply make some vegetable and egg noodles…

Jiayu beat the eggs, fried them casually, kneaded the dough, and then used her ability to squeeze the dough into long thin noodles in mid-air.

Well, Jiayu's ability has a lot of versatility. It can be used to fight monsters and kill enemies, and can also be used as an auxiliary kitchen utensil.

Anyway, there are really enough functions...

After cooking the noodles, Jiayu brought them to her room and looked at Diona, who was still drunk and fell asleep on the bed. Jiayu put the freshly cooked noodles on the table next to her and walked up to her and gently poked Diona's face.

"Wake up, little lazy cat, hurry up. Aren't you hungry? I cooked a bowl of noodles here. It tastes pretty good. If you don't mind, have some..."

Diona opened her eyes and looked around in confusion...

Well, it's obvious that he must have fallen into a deep sleep and then was suddenly awakened, and fell into a state of confusion at that time.

Anyway, looking at this ignorant little cat girl, I feel she is quite cute.

Well, the taste of the kitten girl is also very good...

Jiayu put the noodles in Diona's hand, but Diona almost didn't catch it.

Well, it seems that the effect of drinking is not only the weakness in the legs, but also the weakness in the hands...

Jiayu was helpless and could only feed the little cat who had lost her ability to move due to drinking too much...

But it’s okay. Jiayu checked Diona’s body yesterday and found that his body was not paralyzed by alcohol, causing him to have some problems caused by excessive drinking.

After feeding Diona, Jiayu put the bowl aside, put Diona to sleep there, and then ran to the kitchen to wash the bowl.

Jiayu had just finished washing the dishes and when she walked out of the kitchen, she saw Zhongli's old lamp sitting at the door drinking tea.

"Zhongli? Why are you here? I just heard you screaming in your room..."

Jiayu came to the side of Zhongli Laodeng, took out a cup from the Chen Ge pot, picked up Zhongli's teapot and poured herself a cup of tea.

"Well, it's over... I came out to reflect on my life..."

Zhongli drank his tea with a calm expression, and there was a look in his eyes that said, "It's enough to be alive, and it doesn't matter if I die."

"Tsk... To be honest, how is the replacement of your fake body's flesh and blood going? Do you need me to go to the wild and catch a few wild boars as replacement meat in the next two days?"

After taking a sip of tea, Jiayu asked about this matter.

To be honest, he really wanted to try to braise the Emperor King when he saw him "fall" during the invitation ceremony, and when all the immortals came to him after knowing the incident and wanted to get a piece of the meat...

Of course, the braised emperor's meat must belong to Zhongli, the old man.

Well, eat yourself...

This is so much fun~

"The filling of the fake body with flesh and blood has come to an end. Because the fake body is inhabited by my rock elemental god power, it can keep the meat fresh. But will you really braise this fake corpse of mine?"

Zhongli tilted his head and asked.

Jiayu nodded, and at the same time did not forget to prick Zhongli and Lao Deng's heart.

"Do you think that when Gui Zhong finds out that she can braise your fake body, will she be the first one to wield a spatula to do it?"