Genshin Impact: I'm Not a Bad Cat

"Lord Barbatos..."

Diona fell silent as she looked at Wendy who was eating crayfish and drinking beer.

Well, the fact that Venti is the God of Wind was already known to everyone in Mondstadt when Venti joined Liyue in the name of the God of Wind.

Well, Barbara, a loyal follower of the wind god Barbatos, came to Liyue specifically a few months ago when she learned that the god she believed in was in Liyue, wanting to meet her idol.

But...

After Jiayu's chance encounter and Lezi's excitement, he made the arrangement.

Barbara saw Wendy kneeling on a durian in a sexy leather jacket, being punished by Ruo Tuo...

Well, Jiayu could believe it, because he heard bursts of shattering sounds at that time.

This shattering sound was clearly the inner thoughts of Barbara, a loyal follower of the wind god Barbatos, after she saw Wendy's idol image being shattered...

Well, since then, Jiayu specially sent a clone to Mond to inquire about it.

Well, then he knew that Barbara, who was once a loyal follower of the Wind God Barbatos, stopped believing in the Wind God and believed in force after meeting the Wind God Barbatos in Liyue...

After practicing two-handed sword for a period of time, Barbara broke the record of the Knights of Favonius with her hard work, joined the Knights of Favonius and became a Knight of Favonius.

During this period, I have been fighting monsters in the wilderness every day.

The monsters from Mond were basically destroyed not long after they were resurrected from the earth veins by Barbara, a weak woman holding a two-handed sword.

Well, I can only say that Barbara really has unlimited potential, and has strength comparable to Noel. That’s not right, after the image of her belief in the God of Wind collapsed, Barbara’s fighting ability is even more terrifying than Noel.

Noelle immediately became Barbara's little fan girl, following Barbara every day to learn Barbara's fighting skills...

Then Noelle made a sad discovery...

Barbara's fighting power is purely her strange strength...

And after her faith was shattered, Barbara's behavior and conduct also changed a little.

Faced with those fans who were so fanatical that they followed her, Barbara just punched them hard and beat them so hard that they dared not follow her secretly.

After Jiayu learned about the situation, she couldn't help but feel a little emotional.

Barbara's situation is...

It’s okay, the wind god Barbatos will forgive you. Oh, by the way, Barbatos seems unreliable, so I can only forgive you physically!

By the way, every knight has a title. Barbara’s knight title is [Trade Wind Knight], which means the wind god of faith. She is a knight who is dedicated to sending every rude person and monster to see the wind god.

Well, I don’t talk about strange things…

If this sentence is adapted from the real experience here, it would be:

Barbara didn't say anything, but used her strange strength to beat those people and monsters who were supposed to see the wind god and forced them to see the wind god Barbatos.

"Come on, let's go meet Lord Barbatos..."

Jiayu suddenly remembered that Wendy seemed to be allergic to cats, so she became funny and brought Diona to Wendy's side.

"Wendy, look who this is?"

Jiayu patted Wendy's shoulder and said.

"Ah? Who is it? I'm still drinking, I..."

When Wendy saw Diona, she was stunned for a moment, and finally...

"Ache! Ache! Ache!"

Wendy kept sneezing, and the wine she had just drunk came out of her nose along with the sneeze.

“Ahhh…Jia Yu! You should know that I, I, I…”

After Wendy recovered from her cat hair allergy, she opened her eyes and saw King Ryota with beer sprayed all over his face.

"Gudu..."

I'm sweating, brothers...

What should I do if I accidentally sneeze and spray the wine in my mouth onto my wife?

"Uh... this shouldn't have anything to do with us, right?"

Diona, who was taken aside by Jiayu and caused Wendy to have an allergic reaction and sprayed the wine in her mouth onto the face of the Dragon King Ruota, looked at Jiayu with some guilt and said.

"Don't worry, it has nothing to do with you. It was just that Wendy who got unlucky. He sneezed on his wife's face..."

Jiayu finished her words quickly and left with Diona.

He completely ignored Wendy who was pinned to the ground and beaten by the Dragon King Ruota behind him.

Well, Wendy's situation seems pretty miserable...

Jiayu and Diona sat in their original seats, eating spicy crayfish and watching Wendy being pinned to the ground and hammered.

Perhaps because she found it interesting to see her own god being beaten, Diona took a bottle of beer and drank it directly without Jiayu noticing.

Well, Jiayu just wanted to applaud and add that her little cat can drink quite well!

It turns out that even though Diona is a bartender by profession, it doesn't mean she can drink a lot.

What's more, the secret to why Diona's cocktail is so delicious is that she was blessed by the pure water elf when she was a child, so it becomes extra delicious as time goes by.

So it can be said that Diona has hardly ever drunk alcohol.

Even if it was just a bottle of beer, for Diona, a little cat girl who had never drunk alcohol, it was no different from what would happen to a person with a normal alcohol tolerance when drinking high-concentration liquor for the first time.

Looking at Diona, who was drinking her second bottle of beer with a red face, Jiayu also fell silent.

"Um... Diona, let's drink less of this wine. Don't you hate wine? Drinking too much of this wine is not good for your health. You..."

"Yes! I hate alcohol! I hate Mond's alcohol industry! Drinking too much alcohol is bad for your health, so I want to drink all the alcohol in the world by myself. As long as I finish drinking the alcohol, I will bear all the negative effects on my health by myself, then no one in this world will harm their health because of drinking!"

Diona was shouting over there with a red face and thick neck.

Jiayu fell silent.

I just hope that this little guy doesn't vomit on him after drinking...

I hope this little guy can handle alcohol better. He really doesn't want to go back with clothes smelling of alcohol and covered in vomit...

"Spicy crayfish is delicious! It's just a little spicy, so you have to pair it with beer! And the beer has to be on the rocks!"

Before Shen Bai could react, Diona chewed a few crayfish with their shells and swallowed them down.

“Ahhh…alright alright…”

Diona didn’t spit out the shells when eating crayfish, so her mouth was full of broken shells, making her speech a little unclear. Diona picked up the beer next to her, used her ice-attributed God’s Eye to freeze the beer, and then knocked off the bottle cap with a palm and blew into the bottle...

Well, young man, you have a good alcohol tolerance!