Genshin Impact: I'm Not a Bad Cat

"You are……"

Jiayu looked at the man in front of her with a black cloth wrapped around his eyes and asked questions.

"Me? I'm just an ordinary person wandering on the continent of Teyvat... It's nothing to mention, nothing to mention..."

The man with his eyes wrapped in black cloth shook his head and said.

"Actually, I want to say that you are not the me before my memory was forgotten, right?"

Jiayu looked at the person in front of her and asked.

"Damn... your guess is a little too accurate, isn't it? But think about it, after all, I haven't forgotten any of my memories of living in that world. You can think of me by thinking about it through the logic of the novel..."

Jiayu, who had a black cloth wrapped around her eyes, shook her head and said.

"Do you know why I came to see you?"

"Either some gold coins explode, or a task is assigned to me. These two things will most likely happen. Come on, tell me about it..."

Jiayu looked at this thing that could be said to be in the past and said to herself.

"Emm... How should I put it? I just had nothing to do, so I wanted to come out and pretend to be dead..."

Jiayu from the past scratched his head and said.

"Zhao! Get lost! Aren't you just wasting my time?!"

Jiayu also started cursing.

"Okay, okay, I'll leave now. Damn~ I just wanted to show my face, why are you chasing me away..."

After the Jiayu in the past finished swearing, he was ready to close the channel of chatting with the Jiayu in this time and space.

"Oh! Oh, right! I almost forgot to tell you something..."

At this moment, Gu Jiayu, who was about to close the chat channel, suddenly stopped. The act of closing the chat channel...

"What's wrong with you? Is your uncle here?!"

Jiayu was still unhappy after being tricked by this, and spoke in a voice as if she had taken gunpowder.

"Emmm... I just want to say... Diona and Zaoyou, do you really have no idea? I specifically found the essences in the bodies of several demon gods and transformed your body. You can be said to have unlimited physical strength. It won't be a problem even if you marry a few more..."

“Why didn’t you feel this way at the beginning?”

Past Jiayu shrugged.

"Please, it will take some time for this thing to take effect. It's like taking medicine. You can't expect it to work right after you drink it, right? At least you have to wait until your body is exhausted before it starts to work slowly. If it weren't for the things that were left behind being stimulated now, I wouldn't be talking to you here..."

Jiayu: No wonder, no wonder... You actually have the magic god's stuff, and you transformed yourself a little. No wonder you haven't felt any pressure during this period...

It is even said that Jiayu can make the wives meow with her own strength...

Alice hasn't come back for a long time because of Jiayu's cruelty.

Sometimes when I come back, I leave crying.

"Ahem, let me remind you again. When I used the magic god's stuff to transform my body, I accidentally transformed it a little too drastically. If you don't consume the magic god's energy, the magic god's power will increase, and finally..."

After saying this, Jiayu took several steps back.

"I'm going to explode in the end, right? I knew that was what you meant! Damn, you're really cruel! I'm you too! Are you so heartless to put a bomb on yourself? No, you're really cruel to yourself!"

Jiayu went straight over and punched him several times.

Fortunately, Jiayu had extraordinary combat experience in the past, and he easily dodged Jiayu's attack.

"If you're capable, don't hide! Then hit me with a punch and let me vent my anger!"

"Don't even think about it. Don't think I don't know what you're thinking. I am you, and I know what you're thinking!"

……

After playing for a while...

"Huh... So apart from that method, there is no other way to remove the damage this demon's energy has done to my body?"

Jiayu nodded.

"In the previous world, countless people dreamed of having this thing. Why don't you want it now?"

Jiayu looked at her past self and finally rolled her eyes at her past self.

"How about I lend you my body for a while?"

“No, no… I originally forgot my memories in order to resist wear and tear. If I regain control of my body, wear and tear will ensue. It’s better for me to seal myself again…”

After Jiayu finished speaking, he kicked Jiayu on the butt...

"Fuck~ I hate you!"

This was Jiayu’s last words before she left this space where she had a conversation with her past self.

"Yawn~ I guess this is the last time this memory exists in this world. Maybe it's not the last time either. Who knows? After all, it's a memory that should have been forgotten. It's likely that someone will start to fall asleep again next..."

In the past, Jiayu looked at herself leaving, smiled, and then gradually turned into a little bit of light and disappeared.

If the immortal species indulges in the past for a long time, the wear and tear will make its life worse than death. Forgetting the memories of the past is like using an eraser to erase unnecessary words on a white paper that is already filled with words.

This is the easiest way to extend the life of your paper…

In the past, Jiayu also thought of this method to fight against the wear and tear caused by the memory of the immortal species.

Of course, the pencil words written on paper and then erased will also leave traces, just like this time when Jiayu met that memory from the past.

……

"call……"

When Jiayu came to her senses, she found that she had been sitting at the door of the Hall of Rebirth without knowing when.

“Ahhh… the energy of the demon god… what kind of crazy experiment did I do back then…”

Jiayu was helpless.

At this moment, Jiayu suddenly felt someone pulling her clothes.

"Hello, is this the Hall of the Dead?"

There is no template, so I can only use the description to make one.

Jiayu couldn't help but fall into silence as she looked at the pink-haired little cat in front of her.

Well, if he was not mistaken, this should be Diona who received the blessing of the pure water spirit from Mondstadt, which resulted in her being able to only make delicious drinks no matter what strange ingredients she used...

At the same time, Diona is also a member of the Katzlein family, one of the marriage arrangements that Jiayu had arranged for her in the past.

That is to say...

"Um... little guy, why are you here looking for the Wangsheng Hall? That's a funeral organization..."

Jiayu scratched Diona's chin habitually and said.

Well, Jiayu is a cat herself, so she naturally knows the habits of cats.

Diona squinted her eyes in enjoyment, but then she reacted.

"What are you doing?! You're already scratching my chin when we just met!"