Genshin Impact: I'm Not a Bad Cat

Master Mao: I was just looking for a reason to reject Xiangling, why are you taking it so seriously?!

Looking at Master Mao who hurriedly took Xiangling away, Jiayu looked at Hu Tao helplessly.

"Alright, alright... stop being naughty."

No matter how naughty he is, he wants to punish Hu Tao...

Well, the kind that makes her meow...

"Hehe... I'm sorry, honey. Let's go back to the Hall of the Dead..."

Hu Tao hugged Jia Yu's arm and smiled and acted coquettishly.

"Okay, okay, let's go back quickly and meet the two guests you told me about before..."

Jiayu also reluctantly took Hu Tao to the place in her memory that was in charge of the funeral industry in Liyue - the Hall of Rebirth.

In the past, whenever Jiayu came to Liyue, Guizhong would bring her to the Wangsheng Hall to live for a while. Well, he was basically made the Wangsheng Hall's poster boy.

After all, his original form - the Ragdoll Cat - is the most beautiful cat in the eyes of humans.

Alas, being treated as an ornamental animal and working at the Wangsheng Hall, Jiayu felt really speechless.

During the time when I was a mascot, if I wanted to go to the toilet or anything else, I had to ask Guizhong for permission. I had absolutely no freedom at all.

Really... Jiayu just wants to say that we cats will never be slaves!

So Jiayu ran away that day, escaped from the Wangsheng Hall, a place that was used as an ornamental sign and made the cat sad.

But before he could run far, Zhongli was staring at him and he walked back...

Well, when being seen by Zhongli, Jiayu understood that if she didn't behave well as a mascot, she might be killed by Zhongli, the old man.

Although Zhongli couldn't beat me, after I rejected him, Zhongli changed his serious look and started crying loudly, and even acted like a spoiled child...

Well, Jiayu was successfully disgusted. No matter how others threatened Jiayu, she would not give in. But Zhongli's coquettish behavior was really disgusting, so Jiayu was timid in front of Zhongli...

Well, just be a mascot.

Food and accommodation are provided, and there is a little pocket money every month, although it’s not much...

Not only wages, but also daily expenses can be directly recorded in the public account of the Wangsheng Hall.

That generation of Wangsheng Hall masters had to work harder to promote the services of Wangsheng Hall...

Well, the masters of the Wangsheng Hall are all so pitiful...

Zhongli's old situation was also different from the original one. Ever since Guizhong expressed his feelings to Zhongli, he has been madly pursuing this stone. Although he used some dishonorable means in the end, he finally won Zhongli.

Well, it is indeed not glorious. Even now, Zhongli needs to eat all kinds of tonic food to make up for the deficiency in his body...

how to say?

Under Gui Zhong's continuous attacks, cracks finally appeared on Zhongli's stubborn stone.

However, with Guizhong's discipline, Zhongli's extravagant spending habits have been restrained to some extent.

Although the expenses are quite high now, it is different from the original plot. Zhongli now buys things based on his own experience to select the best things and then buys them selectively. Although the expenses are a little bit more, the pocket money that Zhongli gets after working every month is completely enough.

By the way, I'd like to mention here that in order to find something to do for Zhongli, an old man who has nothing to do every day, Guizhong specially set up a business standard for Zhongli.

If the target is met, then Zhongli can have a good month...

Although there were occasionally sneak attacks at night during this month, Zhongli was able to rest for some time.

But if the performance is not up to standard~

In the end, I can only say: Thank you for the gift from nature this month~

Well, of course, that's just the standard for one month, not the standard for every day of the month.

As long as the monthly standard is met, you can get pocket money. Even if this guy is out eating, drinking and having fun all day, he won't care...

"Hey! Isn't this our Jiayu? It's not even the Lantern Festival yet, why are you here in Liyue? Do you want to experience the fine wine of the mortal world?"

Just at this moment, a brisk voice came from an alley.

Jiayu looked in the direction of the voice and saw Wendy leaning in the alley with a glass of wine.

Maid Wendy1

Maid Wendy2

Wendy in maid costume secretly drinks

"Fuck~ Why are you wearing a maid outfit? Did Ruotu give it to you?"

Jiayu looked at Wendy, who was wearing a maid outfit, holding a glass of wine, drinking and looking around, and she immediately understood.

Well, he must be hiding from his wife to come out and drink.

"Wendy! Where have you been, you drunkard?! Get out here right now! Believe it or not, if you don't get out here, I'll make you pay tonight!"

At this moment, a refreshing voice sounded not far away.

A tall, beautiful woman in a khaki robe approached Jiayu from a distance, yelling.

Rāṇādha (female version)

"Hey... Jiayu, if you have something to say, let's talk later. I'm going to moisten it first..."

When Wendy heard this heroic voice, she also ran away quickly.

I sneaked out to drink, and I must not let my wife find out...

Why did I get married in the first place?!

Emmm...

After thinking carefully for a while, Wendy suddenly remembered that he seemed to have just woken up and was about to solve the crisis in Mondstadt. At that time, he was spotted by a passing wild dragon king.

While I had just woken up and my strength had not yet fully recovered, I gave myself...

Well, later on, she learned from the wild dragon king that someone had told her where he was sleeping, and that the dragon king was waiting here for him to wake up...

Zhuo! Who the hell is playing such a joke?

Not only did she lose her innocence, but she was also forced to marry a Dragon King.

He is one of the seven rulers of the world...

Or is it Barbatos, the god of wind who symbolizes the wind of freedom!

Ah? Are you asking if I can just run away from the marriage?

Wendy also tried to escape from the marriage. After escaping from the marriage, he spoke nonsense to the Dragon King, saying that even though this guy got his body, he would never get his heart...

After all, Wendy's true form is a wind elf, and no one can catch him as long as he wants to escape from the world.

Well, then the two masters of the Dragon King came...

Yes, that’s right, the Dragon King has two masters.

One is the God of Rock, who is also one of the Seven Rulers of the World like him. The people of Liyue call him the Rock Emperor, Morax. This is the one who beat him up.

There is also Jiayu, who was dubbed "True Lord of Screening the Sky and Breaking Evil" in Liyue because he could block the power of the elements of heaven and earth with one hand. This is the person who seized that moment to integrate himself into the wind.

Afterwards, Venti was beaten up by the two big daddies of the dragon king who forcibly took his body, and then witnessed by the people of Liyue and Mondstadt.

Mondstadt's wind god, Barbatos, was successfully married to Liyue's dragon king, King Rhoda, and became his concubine.

Well, the husband of the bandit clan.

That’s right, the Wind God married to Liyue~

Since marrying into Liyue, Wendy has rarely drunk alcohol.

And...the great wind god changed from Barbatos to Barbatos.

Not only were the stockings on her legs taken away by Ruota, but she also wore a different style of clothes every day.

Well, it’s as if Wendy is the young wife, which makes Wendy feel embarrassed. Sometimes she often likes to consult Ruota.

Then he was overwhelmed by the interest of Ruota... ahem.

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