After exchanging souls with the villain, Hu Ka slaps the entire Internet
Chapter 7 Nonsense
Guo Qiang also realized this problem, "Director, you are such a fool, why is there a time limit?"
Facing Guo Qiang's accusation, the other party shrugged innocently, "So everyone hurry up and draw, there is no guarantee that there will be no time-limited tasks later."
Everyone: "!!!"
Just as everyone was rushing to draw their tasks, a smaller figure appeared in the camera, holding a branch and drawing something on the concrete floor.
[No, sister, what are you doing? ]
[I felt something was wrong from the moment she got off the car, and now it seems that something is really wrong. ]
[Ahhhh! My Yangzi! Stay away from bad women! ]
Qi Yang took the two envelopes and ran to Xu Wei and squatted down.
"Sister, what are you doing here?"
"Tease the ants."
Xu Wei raised her eyebrows slightly and leaned back a little. Then she heard the person squatting in front of her laugh and say, "It's quite interesting."
He looked around and focused his attention on the only branch nearby - Xu Wei's hand.
Qi Yang opened his mouth and saw Xu Wei throw down the branch, stand up and clapped her hands, "It's getting late, hurry up and do the task."
Only Xu Wei and Qi Yang were left at the door of the auditorium. The latter finally reacted and handed the envelope in his hand to Xu Wei.
"Sister, why are you sitting down again?!"
Qi Yang turned around and Xu Wei sat down again.
Xu Wei looked a little strange and waved her hand at him, "I got up too fast and my blood sugar is a little low."
Looking at the time-limited task card in his hand, Qi Yang's handsome face wrinkled up, and he was about to take a step. "Sister, my task has a time limit. I will come to you after I finish it. If not, we will go to the hospital."
Xu Wei raised her head cautiously, wanting to confirm whether that silly kid Qi Yang was really gone.
A pair of round, malicious eyes stared straight into Xu Wei's.
Xu Wei: “….”
It feels like being caught red-handed as a thief.
Xu Wei's eyes rolled around, "Director, why are you staring at me like a thief?"
The director's slightly raised mouth suddenly froze on his face, his expression was perfectly captured by the camera, and the barrage of comments was full of hahahaha.
"Everyone likes to see beautiful things. Director, please look openly next time!" Xu Wei said generously, shocking the directors present.
After coming to her senses, Xu Wei had already walked up to the director team and took a deep breath. "Director, do you know that I ran to the gate of the Louvre that night and cried bitterly? The security guard asked me why I was squatting there crying. I handed him my phone, and the security guard also cried bitterly after seeing it. He cried and said that he had found a long-lost artwork from the Louvre."
"I have never seen such a good variety show. I believe that our "Let's Live Together" will break out of the international arena and reach the top of the world under your great leadership. After all, you are so beautiful that you can make fish sink to the bottom of the water, geese fall to the ground, and the moon hide in shame..."
[What the hell is this mission? Yu Yue said a lot of things passionately, and suddenly I found it very funny.]
[The first part is fine, but what are these words in the latter part? The director is a man! ]
[Insider information! Definitely an insider information! Her mission is too easy!]
【We, the Nonsense Party, have added another general. 】
[Now I know why Yu Yue was able to participate in this variety show. The inside story is too obvious. ]
After finishing speaking, Xu Wei's face turned slightly red, her mouth was a little dry, she pursed her lips, and stretched out her hand with a normal expression, "Clues to the house."
The expression changed so quickly that everyone was caught off guard.
Except for the auditorium, which had a smooth road surface paved with cement, the rest of the roads in Taoyuan Village were bumpy. Occasionally, water would splash up and dirty Xu Wei's shoes.
The people dragging the suitcases ignored this and walked through the self-built houses while comparing the photos in their hands.
About five or six minutes later, Xu Wei dragged her suitcase to the door of a two-story self-built house.
Outside the house stood a mailbox with the program team's logo on it, and inside it was a task card.
"Welcome to stay in the Niu Niu hut. You can use all the items in the hut. In addition to the daily group tasks, you need to complete the daily tasks of shoveling shit and feeding Niu Niu on behalf of the original owner. Finally, I wish you a pleasant stay!"
Xu Wei calmly read the words on the card and pushed open the door of Niu Niu's hut.
Instantly, a disgusting stench hit them in the face, and the PD following Xu Wei couldn't help but take two steps back.
Xu Wei turned around and glanced at him, her eyes seeming to be somewhat amusing.
PD: “….”
It shouldn't be.
It is said that this sister once accidentally spilled a cup of coffee on her on the set, and she got furious and returned two cups. How come she is so calm now?
When the PD was puzzled, Xu Wei had already walked into the yard.
Entering the yard, PD silently covered his nose.
This is simply self-inflicted, shooting oneself in the foot!
On the left side of the entrance is a low cowshed. Two yellow cows lazily glanced at Xu Wei who came in, turned around, and defecated two more piles of shit in front of the camera.
Xu Wei: “…”
The source of the bad smell.
Looking away, Xu Wei dragged her suitcase into the main house.
Unlike the courtyard, the living room, kitchen, bathroom and bedroom are all clean and tidy, except for the occasional smell of cow dung.
After a quick tidy up, the program crew brought lunch and a task card.
God forbid, it was already 1pm when they had lunch. She had never been so irregular during this period of time, whether she was at Lu's house or living with Cheng Xianzhi.
My physical condition was not good to begin with, and after going through such an incident, it is not easy to replenish my energy and blood.
Xu Wei picked at the food in the lunch box. It wasn't as delicious as what she cooked at home, so it was just okay.
"Sister——Ugh......."
"......." Xu Wei narrowed her eyes and put down her chopsticks.
Qi Yang covered his mouth and walked into the room, followed by his elder sister Guo Qiang.
"Sister, I heard from them that you were here," Qi Yang looked around, "Are you feeling better now?"
Xu Wei stood up and greeted Guo Qiang, "I ate something and feel much better."
Their eyes fell on the dining table - the picked out green onions and cilantro, the pork liver and innards, and the untouched yam. Half of the edible dishes were left untouched.
The corners of Qi Yang's mouth twitched.
Guo Qiang said with a smile: "Besides the strong smell, your place is quite clean."
Xu Wei found a kettle and clean cups in the kitchen, boiled some water and poured it over the two of them. "It's hot in the summer, so the smell is stronger. Maybe it will be better if I shovel it away later."
"Sister, let me help you!" Qi Yang actively recommended himself. In order to complete the task, he had lost the refinement he had in the morning. His iconic canine teeth made him look even more sunny and handsome when he spoke.
Guo Qiang was a little surprised, but there was some approval in her eyes.
The little girl looks very young, but she can say these words so calmly. She also comes from the countryside and has been pampered for so many years. If she is asked to do these things now, she will really hesitate.
Xu Wei rejected Qi Yang's kindness and sent the two away. Her cow hut was quiet. She turned into the house and lay down on the only fabric sofa.
What I saw was an old-fashioned pendulum clock, the pendulum swinging regularly from side to side. My eyes staring at it seemed a little empty and out of focus. Until exactly two o'clock, it made a long and low "dong dong" sound, like an old man who had been dull for many years.
[After watching so many live broadcast rooms, Yu Yue's is the most normal one, even a little peaceful? ]
[Hello? Who are you? ]
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