I became emperor in the Tang Dynasty by relying on the palace fighting system
Chapter 41 Xuan Zun is going to be spanked by his parents!
"Humph, I'm going to deal with Li Zhi tomorrow! Just wait and see what I'm going to do."
Li Zhao smiled and said to Qingluan, "Draw the Easter egg first."
"Qingluan, find the lucky draw easter egg, the reward for the main quest nine [Dragon's Wrath], and give me a chance to draw one."
Qingluan quickly found the glittering golden egg: "Zhao Zhao, it's here."
After that, she started the lottery process.
After a familiar and brilliant burst of electronic fireworks, a set of seven QQ candy-like dolls fell.
Li Zhao clicked on its item attribute column and saw the following words:
Item name: Happy face puppet
Type: UR-level fantasy
effect----
[Shapeshift]: Bound to the user, it can change its shape and appearance at will, helping you to create an alibi and framing someone for murder is very convenient.
Disadvantages: Requires spiritual consciousness to manipulate, and it's a big eater. It needs to be fed three times a day after use.
Note: The host should not manipulate multiple puppets at the same time, otherwise he is very likely to suffer from schizophrenia.
Li Zhao turned around and called Madam Zhang: "Madam Zhang, go prepare a flower-viewing banquet, send out a message, and invite everyone on the list."
Li Zhao threw out a list that had been written long ago.
Mrs. Zhang took it and went down to prepare it quickly.
Within half a day, these invitations were scattered like snowflakes to all the wealthy and powerful families.
The invited families were naturally ecstatic, and every household began to prepare to attend the banquet of the gods. For a time, the jewelry shops and clothing shops in Luoyang were crowded.
When the day of the flower-viewing party really arrived, the people with their hair covered in jewels and jade were completely stunned.
Just as they sat down, they saw a group of palace maids coming in one after another. After a few bangs, the desk in front of them was piled with pens, ink, paper and inkstone.
Everyone: "???!!!"
No, what is Yudou Xuanzun doing?
A noble lady stood up and said carefully: "Xuan Zun, I wonder what Xuan Zun means by this?"
Li Zhao sat on the big couch at the head of the banquet table, wearing a green shirt and orange skirt.
She was wearing a bra from her Xingyue Liuxian dress to prevent sweating and ruining her fairy image. Upon hearing this, she said:
"Oh, nothing! I called you here today just to--"
"Help. The. Orphan. Do. His. Work."
Everyone was dumbfounded: "Ah?"
Do gods also have to do homework? !
Li Zhao's cheerful voice came from the top: "Okay, the person who solves the problem the fastest will be rewarded. Let's start now."
After the announcement, Li Zhao gave a cunning smile behind his back.
Dear students, are you ready to be shocked by the bizarre college entrance examination questions in the future?
Sure enough, when the other party saw the questions on the paper, he was even more overwhelmed.
Because they have never seen any of these questions before.
Excuse me----
Why is the longevity village built halfway up the mountain?
Why did Princess Wencheng get married in winter?
Why do goats in a certain place climb trees?
Why are there tropical fish in the tropics?
Some familiar people have already started to discuss quietly: "The rest will not do it, only Princess Wencheng got married... Do you remember why the princess got married in winter?"
"Ah? Because it's convenient... um... I don't know."
Just when everyone was racking their brains, Qingluan burst out laughing: "Xuan Zun, alright, alright, stop teasing them."
"This is today's question, choose the answer you know."
Qingluan flapped its wings, and the palace servants immediately brought some new paper.
This time the questions were much more normal, and they were all about old events from previous dynasties, such as how Wang Mang ascended the throne and the reign of Emperor Wen and Emperor Jing.
Seeing this, everyone breathed a sigh of relief and relaxed their expressions.
They may not understand other things, but everyone still knows a thing or two about history books.
They were writing furiously, while "Yudou Xuanzun" had already laid down on the big couch, eating melon leisurely.
No one noticed that the "Yudou Xuanzun" in Shanglin Garden was transformed from a UR-level magic prop - Happy Face Puppet No. 1.
The real Li Zhao put on the prop [Void Crane Cloak] early in the morning and went to the Sanqing Hall in the imperial palace.
After putting on the Nothingness Crane Cloak, Li Zhao instantly became like air, leaving no footprints wherever he walked.
She quietly came to the Sanqing Temple, where only a few palace servants were on duty. In the center of the temple stood a statue of the Sanqing Heavenly Lord.
Inside the Sanqing Hall, Li Zhao suddenly stretched out his hands and pushed the offering plate and incense burner in front of the Sanqing Heavenly Venerable.
With a clang, the porcelain pieces instantly fell to the ground and broke into countless pieces.
The palace servants outside the palace were so frightened that they hurried in to check: "What happened?"
Seeing the chaos on the altar, they panicked and searched for the culprit: "Who is it?!"
"Who dares to destroy the Sanqing Temple and disrespect the Heavenly Lord?!"
Seeing someone coming, Li Zhao immediately put the statue of Shangqing Tianzun among the Three Pure Ones into the system grid.
The palace servants below were confused and when they saw the statue of the Heavenly Lord disappear, they cried out, "Oh my God! The statue of the Heavenly Lord is gone!"
They hurriedly ran outside to inform their superiors, but they tripped over the threshold and all fell together.
Dozens of people fell together, like a group of cats with their heads stuck in a hole in the wall, screaming and groaning under the pressure.
In the blink of an eye, Li Zhao took out Happy Face Puppet No. 2 and with a bang, it transformed into a Taoist priest in blue clothes.
He had a handsome face, sharp eyebrows, a pair of eyes like morning dew, and a simple and ancient Taoist charm, and he looked very energetic.
“Oh my, I am Shangqing, I’m sorry for scaring you.” The second puppet Tongtian Sect Master smiled and jumped off the altar, and said to the palace people who fell to the ground.
His voice was clear and crisp, and it sounded like the sound of a jade chime. The extremely panic-stricken palace maids suddenly became as quiet as a chicken and were stunned after hearing it.
When the palace servants saw his handsome appearance, they thought of the disappeared statue of Tianzun and became excited.
"You, are you the Supreme Pure Spiritual Treasure Heavenly Master?"
They hurried over on their knees and kowtowed, saying, "Your servants pay homage to the Lingbao Tianzun."
Tongtian Sect Master hummed and said with a smile: "I am going to find Yudou Xuanzun. We will meet again if we are destined to."
Having said that, Li Zhao immediately clicked the "Props Put Away" button and put away puppet number two.
Master Tongtian disappeared in an instant.
"Oh! That's Shangqing Tianzun! So handsome, totally different from the statue."
When the palace servants saw Tianzun leave, they were stunned at first, then they got up excitedly and jumped on the spot: "We actually saw the real god again!"
Seeing that they were successfully fooled, Li Zhao, who was wearing the cloak of the virtual crane, curled his lips and smiled.
She contacted Qingluan: "Qingluan, I've got it done here."
In Shanglin Garden, Qingluan, flying above the lake, responded, "Okay."
She loosened her claws and threw puppets number three and four into the small lake next to the banquet.
Li Zhao controlled it remotely, changing the puppet's form, turning puppet No. 3 into the appearance of Tongtian Sect Master just now.
Qingluan first gave puppet No. 3 the voice of the dean of studies, and then turned on the system's built-in microphone.
In a moment, a lion's thunderous roar spread across half of Shanglin Garden: "Yaowei, you are being lazy again!!"
The roar made all the birds and beasts scatter, and the noble ladies and gentlemen were so frightened that the tips of their pens trembled and the ink instantly stained the paper.
And the next second, they saw Yu Dou Xuan Zun, who was leaning on the couch as if he had no bones, jump up like a rabbit.
Yudou Xuanzun turned around in panic: "Father Jade Purity God?!"
She denied it three times: "I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense!"
Hmm? Yuqing, Father God?
Could it be that the immortal who came today is Yudou Xuanzun's father? !
After a brief fright, the ladies and gentlemen picked up the melons with their eyes shining.
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