Genshin Impact: Funina's Official Pastry Chef

"Wonderful soldier...why does this statement sound so familiar?"

Ye Zhi smacked her lips, as if she was a little too familiar with Chang Ming's statement.

Doesn’t a certain general next door also like to say the same thing?

They are all high-level leaders of a certain place, second only to one person and above everyone else. At the same time, they are well versed in the ways of the world and know how to use people's hearts. They all have a long lifespan, and the plot intensity and appearance rate are extremely high...

What's more, Jing Yuan and Chang Ming have never appeared at the same time!

Got it, Lao Chang is Lao Jing, except for some differences between the CVs, they are the same person!

Thinking of this, Ye Zhi nodded quickly. He had found the logical curve to prove that Chang Ming was Jing Yuan.

But who is Yeats? She is an abstract emperor who can bring together a group of abstract people. Can she be a simple person?

She touched her chin and said slowly:

"Hiss... You say, when Fontaine develops in the future, will Chang Ming's status as the regent be changed to something like a great general guarding the country, completely matching Jing Yuan?"

"Then the future development path of Fontaine is to use Kanreya technology and the power of the Abyss to create some fully automatic robots and floating fleets, form a Teyvat Alliance with other countries, and head towards the starry sky?"

As soon as these words were spoken, the continuous barrage of comments in the live broadcast room stopped.

Why don't you speak? Don't you want to speak?

Of course not, they realized that the anchor they often watched was no different from being crazy.

After a while, the barrage in the live broadcast room gradually returned to normal.

"I've waited for so long and today is finally here. Ye Zhi is finally crazy hot, hahahaha!"

"Fast forward to Chang Ming becoming the Alliance Marshal."

"According to unofficial historical records, the predecessor of the Luofu Immortal Boat was actually the Liyue Immortal Boat. I hope you will know this."

"Oh, your wild history is really wild."

"Marula, it's the Cyber ​​Historian, we can't save La!"

"Let me see what's going on? Very good! Very listless!"

"Okay, everyone has gone completely crazy now. Everything has to start all over again."

"I always feel like there's something wrong with this Jacob... Didn't Chang Ming say these things before in the main storyline? Why is he saying them again?"

"That's true. Chang Ming is the type of person who would never repeat something he said once. He was obviously saying this to Jacob."

"It's better for Paimon to answer. Without Paimon's innocence, Chang Ming's words might be a little unnatural."

"Innocence? (element perception.jpg)"

As Ye Zhi watched the barrage of comments in front of him become increasingly abstract, the expression on his face became increasingly strange.

No?

I just mentioned a possible result. Why did these guys suddenly start to get abstract like crazy?

And when she saw that there were still a few normal comments, the strange expression on her face finally faded away.

She stretched her neck, then looked at the barrage in front of her and said:

"It seems like there is something wrong with Jacob, because he seems a bit stiff and deliberate in both his words and actions."

"Do you remember how the people of Fontaine reacted when they saw Chang Ming? That kind of enthusiasm could not be hidden at all, but Jacob did not react at all, which is very strange in itself."

“When money speaks, truth may be buried or ignored, but when power speaks, even money will retreat.”

"People like Chang Ming, who are in a high position of power, are an all-round dimensionality reduction attack on most people. This Jacob even has nothing better to do than to take advantage of Chang Ming..."

Ye Zhi's words were suddenly interrupted without warning, and a look of hesitation and doubt appeared on her face.

She touched her chin, as if she was thinking of an old friend. After a long while, she slowly spoke:

"Do you still remember...the monsters of the Abyss Cult actually have the ability to transform into humans?"

"When we were in Yuanxia Palace, we met Yuanshang, who was no different from the living treasure."

"And this time, at the very beginning of the mission, we were told... there are fluctuations of the power of the abyss here."

"This is a reasonable guess. Don't treat it as a prophecy. This Jacob is most likely a member of the Abyss Cult."

"Oh no, do you think it's possible that he can be a funny guy this time? At the end he says 'Stop fighting, I'm going to die'?"

Sometimes I have to admire Yeats. She is the only woman in the world who can control these abstract guys at the same time.

After all, the biggest thing these people have in common is that they are all very interested in the plot, and the one in Yuan Shang is considered a world-famous painting. If you want to forget it... it's really hard to forget it.

——What's more, he also appeared in the official Chinese Valentine's Day greeting picture. You know what, he's quite handsome.

"Don't say it, please don't say it, please! Jacob, please become Yuanshang!"

"Onegai! Jacob, please say "Stop hitting me, I'm dying"! Otherwise, Vada will..."

"Senior Jacob! Can you form a band with me for life?"

"No? Why are you still going?"

"So is there some necessary connection between the band and the Abyss Cult?"

"No."

"Then why did you mention the band?"

“Because I want to”

"6"

Looking at the barrage of words in front of him that had returned to abstraction, an indescribable look appeared on Ye Zhi's face.

“You guys are really…”

She finally understood today that abstraction was the norm for these people, and that a serious attitude was what was wrong.

Just like just now, after a brief moment of seriousness, everything started to go crazy.

She really has no way to deal with this kind of person.

After all, the ways of thinking they hold are quite unique, and sometimes you will be led into a ditch by them if you are not careful, and then it will stay with you for the rest of your life.

This is the memetic pollution capability that is unique to abstract people.

Thinking of this, Ye Zhi shrugged helplessly, and then focused his attention back on the screen in front of him.

It's not that she has any other ideas, but...

She was a little speechless.

People will laugh when they are extremely speechless, and Yeats is laughing now.

Instead of regulating what happens in the live broadcast room, it is better to let them play freely as long as they don't destroy their own live broadcast room.

As for the rest...she chose to tolerate it.

Apart from his inexplicable politically correct aesthetics, Yeats was tolerant of all personal habits and lifestyles. Whether he understood it or not was another matter.

Thinking of this, Ye Zhi shook his head gently, and a rather kind smile appeared on his face.

"Looking at it this way, I really am a good person..."

She herself had no idea that her abstract place had just appeared.