Genshin Impact: Funina's Official Pastry Chef

Looking at the screen in front of him, Ye Zhi blinked slightly, and mechanically stuffed a piece of potato chips into his mouth like a hamster, and then said vaguely:

"It's really a gathering of three gods. They even brought an extra fairy... This lineup is much more luxurious than last year."

"And Chang Ming's power awakening... How long has this foreshadowing been hidden? It seems to have been there since the event in version 4.0?"

"Oh my god, is Chang Ming going to get his second legendary quest so soon? Is it true or false that this character has so many legendary quests before he's even released?"

At this point, Ye Zhi paused for a moment, as if he had thought of something crucial, and then continued to add:

"What I said is not absolute, I just said that there is this possibility, but compared to the legendary quests... I think it is more likely to be fragmentary side quests or inter-chapter quests like the Traveler Chapter."

Having said this, Ye Zhi nodded slightly, then leaned back in his chair, as if a weight had been lifted off his shoulders.

To be honest, anyone who can be active on the Internet now has to learn one skill - stacking armor.

Otherwise, the six arts of a gentleman in the new era, "Dian Ji Le Xiao Bang Ma", are enough to make people bear it, not to mention the eight arts of a gentleman that have been extended...

She, Ye Zhi, is also a Genshin Impact up master. Without the ability to stack armor and withstand pressure, it would be difficult for her to survive on the Internet, let alone publish content publicly.

Thinking of this, she turned her head slightly, glanced at the barrage in front of her, and suddenly smiled with relief.

"Such a strong desire to survive (shocking.jpg)"

"How can you not have a strong desire to survive? If you don't make a prediction, you'll be scolded. If you make a wrong prediction, you'll be scolded. If you make a right prediction, you'll be scolded too. This world is so magical."

"Let's be honest. If you look back at what Chang Ming is doing now, isn't it the best way to avoid disputes caused by personal speech in this world?"

"Really? No matter whether you apply to those regulations or not, I have come up with them anyway. No matter what happens, you can't blame me."

"It's kind of sad to think that people have to go through the same process of thinking about what they say on the internet as they do about law."

"People always want to impose their own ideas on others. This is even more obvious on the Internet. Even if you say an objective fact, some people will shut you up by saying, 'You are not qualified to make a comment.'"

"Are you looking for: E-sports fan circle filial son"

"Classic"

"fun"

"Here are the Six Arts of a New Age Gentleman, right?!"

......

Looking at the barrage in front of him, Ye Zhi pursed his lips helplessly, then sighed softly.

There is no way. This is the current environment. As long as you express your opinions, no matter how reasonable and well-founded they are, you will be scolded by another group of people.

The reason is simple: you are not one of them.

Thinking of this, Ye Zhi shook his head, as if accepting this fact.

After all, that's how she earns her money, and a lot of her stuff when posted openly has to be reviewed by the public, just like in the gaming circle.

It is natural to be praised if you play well, and it is also natural to be scolded if you play badly. There is no inexplicable halo that can protect you.

But having said that, the necessary armor still needs to be stacked, otherwise no one will make up for the lack of show effects.

Thinking of this, Ye Zhi cleared his throat and continued:

"Well, let me make it clear that the following analysis is purely my personal opinion. If you have a different opinion from mine, then you are right and you don't have to try to convince anyone."

"First of all, the node where Chang Ming awakens next may appear in the world mission. After all, there has been no response to the Lemuria incident mentioned earlier."

"Secondly, if the current situation continues, Liyue's Lantern Festival may eventually become the time for the Seven Gods to gather together."

"After all, there were two gods last year, three gods this year, and next year it's possible there will be four or even five gods."

"The last and most important prediction is that Chang Ming is likely to become a demon god in the future, and he will also bring out some settings about Sky Island."

Having said this, Ye Zhi paused subconsciously, and then continued:

"The essence of the fairies and the abyss is that they are both higher than the native Teyvat. When these two forces merge, someone will definitely come out to explain this setting, otherwise this space will be empty."

"The biggest possibility... I think it's the ruler of time, Istaru, who we predicted when the server was first launched. He represents an hourglass in the holy relics and has traces of it in the events of Heguan."

"Not only that, the five sinners from the abyss may also show up. After all, this situation... is too exciting."

"I just hope the screenwriter doesn't eat the book this time, otherwise I'll have to revise the copy and the saved materials overnight."

Ye Zhi curled his lips, as if he was feeling introverted about the possible increase in his workload in the future.

......

At this moment, Chang Ming had no idea that he had been inexplicably linked to Istaru.

If he knew that...he would probably punch that guy right there and then.

After all, nothing good will happen wherever Istar goes, like the broken sundial on the small island outside Mondstadt and Inazuma's Crane Observation Deck.

He personally didn't want Fontaine to become such an inexplicable victim. That would be too cruel.

But compared to what will happen in the future...what is giving Chang Ming the most headache right now is Funina.

Yes, that's right, Funina was drunk again.

Although Chang Ming knew early on that this girl should not be allowed to drink a drop of alcohol, but... this little piece of cake Fu Fu obviously had her own ideas.

Perhaps because she knew that Wendy was the God of Wind, or perhaps for some other reason, Funina secretly drank a sip of the God of Wind's wine.

Looking at the girl with rosy cheeks and blurred eyes, Chang Ming's mouth twitched slightly, and he sighed helplessly, then turned to Zhongli who was sitting aside to watch the show and asked softly:

"Mr. Zhongli, do you have a recipe for something like hangover tea? Funina...can't drink too much."

Hearing the words "sobering tea", Zhongli glanced at Wendy, whose smile was a little stiff, and then said with a smile:

"The hangover tea is actually very simple. I'll give you the recipe later."

"Thank you Mr. Zhongli."

That’s right, what Chang Ming wanted was a real hangover tea, not to go to Wendy for an “explanation” like the old man did.

Compared to this... he was more concerned about why Funina, who always listened to him, would take the initiative to drink.

"Is it something bothering you?"

While Chang Ming was thinking about why this was happening, Funina smacked her lips, trying hard to keep herself awake.

She glanced at Chang Ming beside her with her slightly blurry eyes, then smiled softly and said in a voice so low that only the two of them could hear:

"After receiving the blessing of the Wind God... can I always be with you?"