Genshin Impact: Funina's Official Pastry Chef

"...ha?"

Finina looked at Kurumi in front of her with some disbelief, as if she didn't understand how she could say such... disrespectful words with such a serious expression.

At this moment, an oversized question mark slowly appeared above Funina's head.

Even the great Lady Funina de Fontaine, who possessed wisdom recognized by the God of Wisdom, could not understand Walnut's thought process at this moment.

She couldn't figure it out, she really couldn't figure it out!

She couldn't figure it out, whether it was the positive or negative side!

From a positive perspective, she and Chang Ming are a god and a fairy respectively. To kill them, it would take another disaster like the Dark Disaster to happen again.

Judging from the current situation, there are only two possibilities for this disaster. Either it is a punishment from the order of the sky, or it is an invasion from the abyss.

As for the former, Chang Ming is a fairy and the most difficult target to capture. Moreover, based on the information currently obtained... it seems that the entire Teyvat is dissatisfied with Sky Island.

Even if it really happened, it is still unclear who would win or lose.

As for the latter, the invasion of the abyss is even more ridiculous. Chang Ming himself uses the power of the abyss. It is impossible that the monsters from the abyss will say to Chang Ming "Sorry, sir, I didn't recognize you just now" after they break in, right?

Isn't this a bit too funny?!

On the other hand, although the Hall of Rebirth has a long history, no one can guarantee that it will still exist when they die!

What is this? Liyue’s version of Fontaine funeral insurance?!

Finina's brain froze for a moment. This quirky girl made him feel like... he was living in a dream.

There's always a sense of ups and downs when talking to her.

You were talking about feelings one second, and Walnut can divert your thoughts the next.

Thinking of this, Funina couldn't help but start thinking about Zhongli.

"How did Mr. Zhongli get along with Hu Tao? How come he is still so stable and calm after spending so much time together?"

This made Funina a little confused.

Seeing that there was a hint of doubt in Furnin's eyes, Kurumi patted her slightly barren chest and assured her:

"Don't worry! Wangshengtang can be said to be a thousand-year-old store. Not only is the quality guaranteed, but there has not been a single bad review in all these years."

"This is a thousand-year-old shop with guaranteed quality. The orders I, the 77th generation head of the hall, have taken are valid even if they are passed down to the 200th generation!"

"This hall master promises that even if the Wangsheng Hall is only in name by then, the descendants of our Hu family will go to see you off!"

Walnut said a long string of promotional slogans with a proud look on her face, which made Funina at a loss for words for a moment.

Although the funeral money is nothing to her and Chang Ming, this thing...is not actually a question of money, but a question of good luck or not.

Thinking of this, Funina frowned, looked at Walnut in front of her with some curiosity, and asked softly:

"Kumi...is this how you usually sell things?"

"Yeah, that's right."

Kurumi answered as a matter of course, not seeming to think there was anything wrong with it.

"So...why did you do that?"

Furniture was trying to get the child onto the right business path, but Walnut's next answer made Furniture feel...what she said made a lot of sense.

“Life is unpredictable. No one knows if an accident will happen to them in the next second, and no one knows if they will see the sun tomorrow.”

"People are in a hurry in this life. They may close their eyes and kick their legs and leave this world at any time. If we consider funeral at that time...isn't it a bit too late?"

"If something like a plague or a war occurs again, once people die... it will become a new disaster."

"Hehe, Fu Nina probably doesn't know this yet, right? Our Wangsheng Hall was originally for curing illnesses and saving lives, right? But...something happened later, and we can only deal with patients through cremation."

Kurumi scratched his head, adjusted his hat, and continued:

"Just like Chang Ming is obsessed with cakes, I am also obsessed with making sure every person who passes away gets the care and respect they deserve."

"That's why I choose to promote it this way. After all...it's better to prepare for a rainy day~"

Looking at Kurumi with a smile on her face, Funina was stunned for a moment.

In her mind, this was not something a sixteen or seventeen-year-old girl could say.

"What on earth did she go through...?"

After a brief thought, Finina shook her head slightly, throwing away those messy thoughts in her mind. Just when she was about to say something, Walnut spoke before her:

"So, Miss Funina, what do you think about the "Double Cremation Package" that our Wangsheng Hall has just launched? Do you want to buy one?"

"Uh..."

Looking at the walnut in front of her, whose face was almost written with the words "I'm cute, so buy me quickly", the corners of Furninna's mouth twitched slightly, and she finally sighed helplessly.

Along with a touch of aqua blue light lighting up at Funina's waist, a large bag of Mora appeared in her hand.

After weighing the corresponding weight, Finina nodded slightly, and then handed the big bag of Mora to Walnut.

"Here, these Moras should be enough, right? As for the ceremony... I want the most romantic one."

"Okay! Thank you for your patronage, boss. I will definitely give you and Chang Ming a beautiful funeral. In our Liyue dialect, it's a grand funeral!"

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I'm being a little lazy today. It's the end of the month and I'm feeling lazy. I'm also still thinking about my new book.

The test results of my book haven’t come out yet, which is a bit puzzling. Anyway, I have to finish it until November. I guess at this speed...it may take until early January to finish it according to my original plan.

I talked with some author friends yesterday, and they said it was a miracle that I could write a million words on this subject.

Anyway, I feel that I should finish this book well. After all, a score of 9.6 is considered a high-scoring masterpiece, and it can be regarded as a relatively good ending to my first year of professional career.

I'm currently working on the picture of Fu Fu's kimono. If the book test results are good... I plan to take Fu Fu to Inazuma for some fun.

The story between Kamisato siblings and Changfu couple or Minglei group and Changfu couple both seem to be worth writing about.