Genshin Impact: Funina's Official Pastry Chef

"Ohhhh!! Big sister is amazing! All the moss disappeared in a snap!"

Xiao Mao's black eyes flickered as he stared at Ying, as if he had met some great person.

"A big sister who can let us stand on the water, a big brother who can smash boulders with a sword, a big sister who can clean moss very quickly, and a little elf who can float in the air! Are you the fairies in the stories told by adults?"

Xiao Mao's voice wandered back and forth in the cave, and it could be heard that he was really excited at the moment.

"The big sister who cleans up the moss...the little elf floating in the air..."

Paimeng repeated Xiaomao's way of addressing her and Ying with a twitch in his mouth, and then said with some dissatisfaction:

“Hey! We’re obviously very strong too, why does our nickname look so cheap and weird?”

Looking at Paimon who was arguing with the child, Ying sighed helplessly, as if she was speechless about her childish guide.

"We are not immortals. If we must say..."

As Ying spoke, she fixed her eyes on Chang Ming and Funina, then chuckled and said:

"These two brothers and sisters are the ones who can be called "immortals"? And one of them is a god, right?"

A disdainful smile appeared on Ying's face, as if she had returned to the character who could say "This is emergency food".

"Oh... I'm not a god. If you insist, I'm a former god, but I don't have that much power anymore~"

Funina waved her hands, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, and seemed a little embarrassed.

Chang Ming pursed his lips, then explained softly:

"I'm not an immortal. Even the youngest immortal...is about four times older than me, and that's just a rough estimate."

"Eh?! How old is your brother this year?"

"More than four hundred years old, almost five hundred."

"Wow... those immortals are really old..."

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The corners of Chang Ming's mouth twitched slightly. He suddenly felt that this child, in a sense... could really be considered to have a promising future.

——After all, at this age, he is probably the only one who dares to talk behind the back of a cricket fairy.

Just when Xiao Mao said these disrespectful words to the Immortal Master...Xiao, who was sitting on the top floor of Wangshu Inn, sneezed lightly.

"Hmm? Could it be that karma has entered the body?"

Xiao frowned slightly, then turned into a shadow and disappeared on the spot.

He planned to go to a remote place and come back after he was sure that he was fine.

If it was really karma entering his body, he could still reduce casualties as much as possible; if not, then he could at least avoid a lot of problems.

Not long after Xiao left, a green figure arrived at Wangshu Inn.

Wendy raised her head slightly and muttered in surprise:

"Eh? That kid left again... It's not good to be so withdrawn all the time."

"Well, since the fairy hasn't come back yet, let's go find him first~"

After that, a breeze blew, and Wendy's figure disappeared above Wangshu Inn, as if she had never been there.

......

After some jokes, everyone turned their attention back to the mural in front of them.

"Big brothers and big sisters, look! This is the scene of people in ancient times celebrating festivals and offering sacrifices, but the festivals back then were completely different from those now!"

"Although the adults in the city and the village all say that Prince Yan was the first to come to Chenyu Valley, it is said that the people in the painting actually came here earlier than Prince Yan."

"At that time, people would throw the cursed jade into the river, and it would float along with the water until it finally sank to the bottom of the river."

"By doing this, we can be blessed with favorable weather, stable riverbanks, and fertile land."

"According to what we said before, we should find the jade thrown into the water in ancient times, so that the nature of the Sunken Jade Valley can be restored, right?"

Hearing Xiao Mao's words, Chang Ming first smiled and nodded, then said softly:

"Your friends also told you these stories, right?"

"Yeah! Well... after the festival, everyone will become happy and joyful..."

At this point, Xiao Mao seemed to be thinking about something, and then he said as if he was selling his favorite toy:

"Hehe, compared to this, I prefer to listen to the stories she told me about the wars at that time. She said...the warriors who fought in the wars at that time were giants over ten feet tall!"

"Oh no, no, I said it was too far away again..."

Xiao Mao scratched the back of his head a little embarrassedly, and then imitated Chang Ming's previous thinking and began to speak:

"Hmm... But where did they cast the jade from, and where did the jade drift to?"

"Downstream, and it has to be where the water flow is calm."

Chang Ming spoke suddenly.

"Huh? Why do you say that?"

Paimon blinked curiously, his big black eyes full of curiosity.

——It can be seen that this silly child really doesn’t know.

"Oh, Sister Paimon is so stupid. Things in the water are just like branches on the surface of the water. They will be carried away by the current."

"Once the water settles down, that's where the stuff stops."

Xiao Mao put his hands on his hips and explained seriously.

"Wow... Xiao Mao knows so much..."

"No, no, I'm not stupid! I just... I just didn't react for a moment!"

Paimon said a little angrily.

Seeing that the two little guys might start quarreling, Funina quickly spoke up to smooth things over.

"Okay, okay, now is not the time to argue about this issue."

"Let's go take a look downstream first. It will be fine once we confirm the specific direction, right?"

After hearing what Finina said, Paimon pursed his lips and then stopped talking.

But she did not give up.

At this moment, Paimon was thinking about how to prove that he was not stupid.

Falling into the self-proving trap is the case.

......

After confirming the approximate location, everyone planned to conduct on-site observation.

However, just when they arrived at the dock... Chang Ming looked at the green jade that was obviously not naturally generated and asked softly:

"Xiao Mao, do you know what that thing is? Or...where it is?"

Hearing Chang Ming's question, Xiao Mao raised his head slightly, looked in the direction of Chang Ming's finger, and then suddenly said:

"Ah! That place is called 'Baojuekou'. The big thing you just pointed at, brother Changming, is the legendary 'Baojue'. I heard that it was thrown into the water by an immortal."

"Hmm... I seem to have heard the adults who often fish on the river say this before... "Baojuechen, Yulongchu" or something like that..."

"I think we can look there first."

Xiao Mao suggested so.

Chang Ming took a quick look at the direction of the river, then nodded slightly in approval:

"The river below Baojuekou is wide enough, and the water flow there is the most stable place we have seen so far."

"Then it's decided. Let's go to Baojuekou and take a look."

Chang Ming smiled slightly and made a decision quietly.

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There are probably about three chapters left, and I will start testing the book today with a goal of one million words.