Genshin Impact: Funina's Official Pastry Chef

After buying the three books from Wanwen Collection, Chang Ming and Funina returned to the inn where they were staying.

"Meow?"

As soon as they came in, the two kittens brought from Fontaine came up to them, as if they wanted to make up for the missed time together.

Looking at the cute kitten rubbing against her calf, Furninna pursed her lips and then threw the three books aside casually.

——You can read books anytime, but if you don’t touch this cute and clingy kitten now, it may be gone later.

This is a crime!

As a former god who represents the laws of Fontaine, she can't do anything illegal, right?

As for the script and reading books to gather information...

Let’s talk about it tomorrow!

Under this level of mental barrier, Funina directly held the kitten in her arms, then leaned back freely and lay on the bed.

The girl held the cute little white cat in her hands, and it tilted its head at this moment, as if it knew it was cute.

"Woo! Adopting this little guy is the best decision I have ever made!"

Funina began to pet the cat while speaking in a somewhat exaggerated manner, and the little white cat obediently accepted the love from its mistress.

Chang Ming smiled helplessly when he saw this.

It's normal for girls to like furry kittens.

As he thought this, he slowly lowered his head and picked up the little calico that had been rubbing against his trouser leg.

Chang Ming sat down gently on the bed, placed the little Sanhua on his legs, and stroked it softly, as if he was enjoying the moment.

......

Human energy is always limited, and so is cat energy.

In Chang Ming's embrace, which made the cats feel extremely safe, and with Funina's lively interaction, the two cats quickly ran out of energy and fell into a deep sleep.

Perhaps because Chang Ming and Funingna were too sleepy, they didn't really want to sleep at this time, so they found something to do.

Chang Ming was thinking about his plan to go to Chenyu Valley, while Funina was flipping through the book Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio.

Of course, if nothing unexpected happens...an accident will happen soon.

Although in most cases, good imagination generally brings good things, but...

When faced with a ghost story with a hint of the supernatural, this kind of imagination becomes a burden.

——What's more, Funina specializes in acting and has a particularly rich imagination.

Looking at the lines of lyrics in front of her, Funina fell into a slightly dazed state of horror.

Perhaps it was because she had heard someone singing an opera on the road before, Funina could even imagine the tones of the lyrics in her mind.

"Let me put on some red makeup for you, your lips will be as red as blood and your skin will be as white as frost"

"Let me light the pearls for you, my bones as wicks and my flesh as incense"

"I will take off my robe for you, and fill your hungry stomach in the mandarin duck tent"

Liyue culture is profound and extensive. Just three simple sentences tell the whole process of a female ghost eating her husband.

With Furninna's imagination as a performer and the fact that it was already late at night...she just felt horrified.

After reading these three lines, she even felt like someone was blowing cold air behind her, making her shiver all over.

"Woo..."

Furninna let out a faint cry of grief, and seemed to have fallen into the negative emotion of fear.

She didn't know if she was too sensitive or what, but Furninna felt like the ghost actor was still singing these terrifying lyrics in her ears.

Finally...Funina couldn't hold it anymore.

"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow..."

While shouting, Funina threw the book aside, then threw herself into Chang Ming's arms, as if trying to get some comfort from him.

Feeling Funina shaking like a sieve in his arms, Chang Ming blinked in confusion, then sighed helplessly.

Fu Fu is still very afraid of these things related to ghosts...

It seems that the fear of Alechino is not groundless. After all, that girl comes and goes without a trace, no different from a female ghost.

Well...at least that's true judging from the fact that Alechino occasionally emerges from the shadows behind him.

Thinking of this, Chang Ming gently rubbed Funina's little head and said softly:

"Okay, okay, don't be scared~ It's no big deal~"

"Even if that female ghost really exists, it's impossible for her to rush out of the book and bite you, right?"

"And I'm still here, right? Don't worry~"

Chang Ming comforted Funina by patting her back gently as if he was coaxing a child.

"Ugh... Even though, even though I said that, it still feels scary..."

"It's like someone is whispering in your ear, as if they're going to pounce on you any second!"

Looking at Fu Nina who was about to cry, Chang Ming blinked slightly, and then sighed in his heart.

——No wonder people who engage in art are defined as highly spiritual people. Their imagination and ability to create their own atmosphere are a bit too strong.

Thinking of this, Chang Ming shook his head helplessly, and then said:

"In that case... let's accept this verse in a different way."

Chang Ming cleared his throat, then took the book and began to read it, finally stopping at the story about the ghost bride that Funina was reading.

However, when Chang Ming saw this word...he was also stunned.

No?

Is this the lyrics of Genshin Impact?

what?

Was this a case of the crew messing around or was it a real call from the writing team next door?

Should we fast forward to the moment when the Doctor of the Fatui created some memetic pollution and turned everyone into monkeys who like to eat bananas?

The corners of Chang Ming's eyes twitched, as if he was thinking about whether he should say those words.

Although he is not a loyal player of the game next door, but...because there are so many jokes in this string of text, he just remembered the negative joke.

But what about his character?

You can't let the character chase you, right?

Thinking of this, Chang Ming raised his head slightly and looked at the ceiling, then looked at Funina who was trembling in his arms, and sighed slightly.

"Forget it. I guess the camera isn't on me at this time, so let's just get this over with."

Chang Ming thought about this and whispered to the girl in his arms:

"Sometimes, all it takes is a slight change in the words to make a difference."

"Let me put on some red makeup for my lover, and open my bloody mouth like no other."

"Light the candles for you, and I'll make chicken soup for you."

"I will take off my silk dress for you, and I will show you a branch of red apricots to you"