Genshin Impact: Funina's Official Pastry Chef

Watching the CG slowly ending in front of him, a dazed look appeared on Ye Zhi's face.

Unlike in the past when she was dazed because of various games, this time she was dazed...it was entirely because of herself.

She really didn't expect that her judgment of this event would be so accurate.

"The world missions are interspersed in the normal gameplay, and... Jiaming's animal dance should be the most authentic lion dance in Guangdong, right?"

Ye Zhi touched his chin, as if he was guessing something, and then he said as if reviewing a game:

"Let's see how many people appear in this CG."

"First, there were the two cute little lolis at the beginning, then the two disciples of Master Liuyunjiefeng, and then Xiao Shangxian and Venti..."

"Oh yeah, there's also Xianyun who hangs on the eaves just to fly a kite to show off, as well as Charlotte who secretly takes photos of Keqing and Keqing who lets her take photos."

"And at the end of the CG, Fu Nina and Chang Ming set out from the inn to go shopping..."

Ye Zhi lowered his head slightly, with a perverted expression on his face.

"Hehe... Fu Fu, my Fu Fu... baby, you smell so good, come and let me kiss you..."

"Baby, you are a baby, you are a sweet and soft little cake..."

Obviously, the cheongsam that Fu Fu wore when she ran out of the street pulling Chang Ming at the end of the cg... made Ye Zhi sick.

Of course, Yeats also knew what kind of person she was, and after "simply" going a little crazy with Funina, her emotions gradually returned to normal.

As if realizing what he had just done, Ye Zhi shook his head vigorously, as if trying to wake himself up.

After that, Ye Zhi focused his eyes on the screen in front of him, coughed twice in a serious manner, and then said:

"Ahem, that was just a show effect. You know the host. He is a normal person and definitely not a jerk."

"Besides, can what the anchor did be called 姫? That's called... that's called having an exaggerated appreciation for beautiful things! Um... yes, that's right."

Ye Zhi nodded slightly, as if acknowledging his ability to tell lies, and then turned the topic back to Fu Fu's state before she went crazy.

She stroked her chin and looked at the screen in front of her, as if comparing it with previous years' Lantern Festivals, and finally came to her own conclusion.

"If we compare horizontally, this year's Lantern Festival is indeed the most lively one, and it is much more lively than last year."

"But I still have a little bit of my storyline to finish, and Mr. Zhong, who always makes a name for himself every year, hasn't appeared yet..."

As Ye Zhi spoke, he looked at the barrage of comments nearby, as if he wanted to see the audience's reaction.

Of course, she didn't hold out much hope that these guys would say something relatively serious.

The reason is simple. As a broadcaster, she knows the moral character of her audience.

——It’s as if all the audience in the live broadcast room know what kind of person she is.

"I am... Never mind, I don't know who I am, but this is me."

"Hey, I love every woman I meet, hey..."

"I forgot the beginning, the middle, and the end. The host is 姛 (sticking out tongue and soybean.jpg)"

"If you make dumplings well, they are good dumplings. Some people have to teach you a lesson before making dumplings. Do you think everyone will work hard for a year just to see what you do?"

"Your aggressiveness seems to be a little too strong."

"My assessment is that conservatives think the radicals are not radical enough, so they keep scolding them!"

"I can't say any more...if I continue to talk, Laoye's live broadcast room will be gone."

"Right, so now let's settle the accounts with the prison leaves!"

Seeing the sudden change in the style of the barrage in front of him, several question marks instantly popped up above Ye Zhi's head.

what?

Weren’t you comparing reality and the game just a second ago?

Why is she going to be liquidated the next second?

She is just a host who likes to act crazy with her character. What crime has she committed?

Don't hold your tongue about that kind of thing!

"Lao Ye, tell me the truth, are you a time traveler who traveled from the past to the present?"

"If not, then why do you know it so clearly? And why do you keep using "pure speculation" as a cover-up? ! (God save my life)"

"First, it was Lao Ye who committed the sin of arrogance... I forgot the middle part, and the end part, but in short, Lao Ye committed the seven deadly sins and should be held accountable."

"Write your name on the BYD exam and hand in a blank paper, right?"

Looking at the increasingly weird comments in the barrage, Ye Zhi's mouth twitched slightly, as if he had a new understanding of this group of extreme people.

"You guys really are..."

Ye Zhi shook his head helplessly, and then began to type something on his keyboard in silence.

As a host, she certainly knows what to do and when to do it, and how to get the most traffic.

At this point, explanations alone can no longer satisfy these people.

Now she has to turn this into a meme.

Soon, a red subtitle appeared in Ye Zhi's live broadcast room.

[The anchor is not a time traveler, so he cannot predict lotteries and football matches; the anchor is not a prophet, so he cannot give out gold or kill wolves.]

[The host is just an ordinary person, not a turtle in a wishing well. Even if you knock once, I can’t make your wish come true.]

“Hahahahahahahahaha, Lao Ye has directly put it on the live broadcast room’s permanent notice hahahahahaha”

"My evaluation is that the first sentence is well written, but the second sentence is a bit lame."

"Hey, the anchor is back to his normal state again, hey..."

"I want to hear the analysis of the plot of this event.jpg"

......

Looking at the barrage of comments rolling in front of him, a slight smile appeared on Ye Zhi's face.

Although these words were just something she thought of at the last minute, in a sense...it was quite convenient.

Creating memes while reducing trouble is a win-win situation.

Seeing that the comments in the barrage gradually returned to their normal state, Ye Zhi nodded slightly and then said:

"I'll post a video later about the detailed analysis of the plot of this event. It's a bit difficult to explain it normally..."

"As for the streaming-saving version... my opinion is that it is a modern Spring Festival Gala that is more suitable for young people."

"In fact, what people hate is not the dumplings, but the illogical and groundless dumplings."

"You created such a sharp conflict, and then taught people what they should and shouldn't do, but what was the result? Was it what you wanted?"

"In this case, you might as well let cultural performances return to their most original nature - to entertain people."

“The success of a performance does not depend on how profound its educational significance is, but on whether it can make people laugh.”

"The depth of a performance does not depend on how much truth you tell, but on how much people think when you tell the truth. This is the key point."