Genshin Impact: Funina's Official Pastry Chef

Ye Zhi stared at the word "girl" floating on the screen in front of him in amazement, and his brain went into a state of paralysis.

No?

How does it have anything to do with "girls" again?

Didn't only two executors come to the Winter Solstice? One was Dadali Duck who came to get the exclusive, and the other was Alechino who came to get the Heart of God.

Why did Columbia show up? Or did she show up without showing up?

Why does it feel like Fontaine is about to become the center of the universe? Why are two executives who are so highly ranked showing up here?

That's not all. Why are these two still on Fontaine's side? Are they still willing to cooperate with Fontaine?

Is this still the same group of fools who are causing trouble everywhere?

Ye Zhi's eyes trembled slightly, as if he could not bear the overwhelming amount of information he had just received.

After a brief brain freeze, Ye Zhi slowly let out a breath and said:

"Why did the Fatui suddenly become so cooperative? How much work did Chang Ming do behind this legendary mission?"

"In his own legendary mission, everyone was guessing who sent the killer, whether it was the Fatui or the old nobles. In the end, it turned out to be a self-directed drama after the mission was over."

"And this time, Fininna's legendary mission is even more outrageous. The Fatui, who were originally a hostile unit, suddenly stood on our side? How did he do it?"

After a few simple complaints, Yeats fell into silence again, and after a while he uttered a classic quote.

"Why do I feel that Chang Ming's true nature is actually a cyber succubus?"

Before the comments in the live broadcast room could react, Ye Zhi started chattering on and on, listing everything like the back of his hand.

"Look, Chang Ming's personality charm is unique both in the game and outside the game."

“Outside the game, he is the “God of Labor Law” and “Master of Clear Soup” worshipped by office workers; inside the game, he has a close relationship with all the characters in Fontaine.”

"Even if he lived for 500 years, even if he had the ability to predict the future, it's already amazing that he could establish good relationships with these Fontaine characters."

"What is a succubus? It's the kind of person who can make others believe whatever they say. They appear to be gentle and soft on the surface, but their inner thoughts are actually very evil."

"Look at Chang Ming's behavior again. Does he make people subconsciously believe whatever he says? Before the main plot of 4.2, was he the kind of person who seemed a little weak on the surface, but was definitely dark when cut open?"

"Combining this with his current network of relationships, see which one does not fit the name of this character?"

As soon as these words were spoken, the barrage of comments that were originally rolling suddenly fell silent, and it took a long time for them to react.

"Wait... I'm a little dizzy, why didn't I understand?"

"Are new fans already dizzy? Don't worry, old fans are dizzy too."

"I don't care if Chang Ming is a cyber succubus, I only care if Little Wings is going to appear?"

"Foolish winter night! Lady young lady, I am your dog!"

"Laoye! Please predict whether the girl will appear in Fontaine. If so, I will get you on board!"

"Hiss... Chang Ming is a fairy, Columbia is also a fairy, Fontaine's regent will not choose to resign and join Zhidong in the future, right?"

"? What weird things are you talking about?"

"One person wrote a letter in blood asking for the prediction of Lao Ye!"

"Two people wrote in blood to ask for the prophecy of Lao Ye!"

......

Looking at the barrage of comments that were gradually going off topic, Ye Zhi's mouth twitched helplessly, and then he sighed softly.

She knew it would turn out like this.

These people who are having fun don’t actually care why Chang Ming is a cyber succubus, because there is a bigger goal that is attracting them.

The third Fatui executive officer, "Girl" Columbia.

Compared with characters like Chang Ming who frequently appear in the Fontaine plot, characters like Columbia who only live in PVs and secondary creations are obviously much more mysterious.

Because of this, the discussion she caused was naturally higher than that of regular visitors like Chang Ming.

But one thing is one thing. If these guys think Columbia is more worthy of discussion, then it is more meaningful. What's the point of suddenly cueing her?

Is she the plot planner of the Mi family? Who can appear on the stage whenever she wants?

Or after the previous prophecies, these people have already regarded themselves as turtles in the wishing well?

Please, even if she is making a prediction, she has to make inferences based on the existing materials!

How can we conclude that Columbia will show up in Fontaine just because of one sentence?

Thinking of this, Ye Zhi sighed again, and then said:

"You guys really make me feel dizzy... Even if you make predictions and predictions, they are all reasonable speculations based on the existing plot, not dropped out of thin air..."

"Besides, my mouth isn't blessed by some master, why would you think so...?"

"And the guy who just asked me to tell a so-called prophecy and gave me gold coins to become a captain, do you really think I'm a turtle in a wishing well?"

Ye Zhi rolled his eyes helplessly and leaned back in his chair tiredly.

"Can you guys be more reliable? I haven't even started the lottery service yet, why are you making promises to me—"

Before Ye Zhi could finish his little complaints about these people, a rather eye-catching purple light curtain suddenly appeared on his screen.

【Welcome the new admiral "Columbia-sama's hook" on board! 】

[Emphatic message: Can we talk now, host? I really want to see Columbia]

[Emphatic message: Hehehe...Columbia, my Columbia...Hehehehe...]

Looking at the two consecutive eye-catching red messages and the rather eye-catching admiral icon, Ye Zhi's brain went into a brief downtime.

But this outage did not last long, and it ended after about three or four seconds of silence.

Looking at the eye-catching message that had been hanging at the top of the barrage, Ye Zhi's expression gradually became serious, and then he cleared his throat and said righteously:

"I say! Columbia will definitely appear in the Fontaine version! I say! Even Jesus can't stop me!"