Genshin Impact: Funina's Official Pastry Chef

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Fengdanting, Momang Palace.

In a rather spacious office that was cluttered with all kinds of paperwork, a handsome man was leaning back in a chair, reading today's newspaper with great interest.

After a while, he listened to the hurried footsteps coming from outside and shook his head gently.

"A certain little blue cake is coming to ask for punishment again~"

As soon as the man finished speaking, the door of his office was pushed open with a "bang", and a delicate-looking girl with white hair and heterochromic eyes walked up to him angrily.

boom--

The girl slammed her hands on the table and asked unhappily, "Chang Ming! Why did you remove the bill I introduced earlier?!"

Chang Ming smiled and shook his head when he heard this. He put down the newspaper in his hand slowly and said gently:

"Funina, there's no need to be so nervous. As the regent of Fontaine, your interests are as important as those of Fontaine."

"I just removed the bill that said flying objects cannot be flown during certain times."

"Over the past four hundred years, have you ever seen me remove any bills that are truly beneficial to you? For example... "You can't name your pet Funina" or something like that?"

Chang Ming crossed his hands under his chin and looked at Funina with a smile. She looked a little unhappy but seemed to be asking for something.

"you...!"

Fu Nina wanted to say something, but looking at Chang Ming's smiling face, she thought about what he had just said...

The facts seemed to be just as he said.

But who is Funina? The Water Devil of Fontaine! This operation of eliminating the law makes her feel... a little embarrassed.

What's more...if she admitted her problem just like that, wouldn't her original plan to use this opportunity to ask for Chang Ming's special cake be ruined? !

Thinking of this, Funina closed her eyes, raised her head, and said angrily:

"I don't care. Anyway, you made me lose face. Today... today you have to make me an extra cake!"

Hearing this expected "exchange condition", Chang Ming nodded slightly.

"Okay, okay~ I'll give you an extra piece tonight, just consider it as compensation for my overstepping my authority~"

Hearing that Chang Ming agreed to her request, the angry expression on Funina's face disappeared instantly, and was replaced by a somewhat arrogant expression.

"Humph╭(╯^╰)╮, this is the punishment you deserve for offending the gods! This is not compensation!"

"Okay, okay, it's a punishment, not compensation~"

Chang Ming smiled as he looked at the girl in front of him who was obviously very happy because of the extra cake but still needed to act like a god. He shook his head and did not continue speaking.

Hearing Chang Ming's compromise again, Fu Nina turned around and left Chang Ming's office contentedly.

However, just as Furninna was about to step out of the office door, her brisk steps suddenly stopped and she said:

"Do you have to meet that woman today?"

Upon hearing this, Chang Ming put down the newspaper in his hand, looked at the girl who seemed to have a natural fear of "servants", and nodded slightly.

"Of course I have to go. I can't let Hearth House continue to adopt orphans."

"Funina, you should know exactly what she wants to do."

Hearing Chang Ming's words, Funina lowered her head slightly and fell into silence.

After a while, the girl raised her head again and looked at Chang Ming who was sitting at the desk behind her with a gentle expression and said softly:

"M...please."

After saying this, Funina ran away like the wind, leaving Chang Ming alone in the office with a helpless expression.

"Ah...it's exactly the same as the original. It's just that after meeting Alechino once, Finina has always been a little afraid of her."

As Chang Ming spoke, he slowly stood up, walked to the dressing mirror beside him and began to adjust his clothes and hairstyle.

Looking at the man with long blue hair with delicate face and tall figure in the mirror, Chang Ming suddenly felt a little emotional.

"It's been four hundred years without me noticing..."

Chang Ming shook his head gently, while choosing what kind of tie to wear today, he recalled the past four hundred years.

Just as I just said, he is a genuine time traveler, a time traveler with no special features other than immortality.

With his outstanding appearance and the unique political sensitivity of a keyboard politician, he easily entered the sight of Funina, who was still troubled by various official documents at the time.

Of course, this is also related to the fact that Chang Ming is the only one in the entire Fontaine who can make small cakes.

With his unique abilities and superb clerical skills, Chang Ming quickly gained Funina's trust and took the position of regent of Fontaine.

As a result, Chang Ming, like the Water Dragon King, became Funina's right-hand man.

wrong.

Rather than saying that he and Violet are Fernina's right-hand men...

It would be better to say that they are the guardians of this little blue cake.

Unlike the stern chief judge, Chang Ming is loved by the people of Fontaine because of his unique affinity.

This made him naturally become the external spokesperson of Mo Mang Palace.

This identity also carries a lot of responsibilities, such as... contacting envoys from the other six countries and doing some visits and investigations.

And today, Chang Ming is going to meet the director of "House of Hearth", the fourth executive officer, "servant" Alechino, which is nominally an orphanage but actually trains elite soldiers for the Fatui.

Of course, this work was originally supposed to be led by Finina, with Chang Ming completing it as an accompanying staff member, but considering Finina's fear of Alechino... Chang Ming finally decided to go by himself.

And this is not only Chang Ming's mission, but also... the mission of the golden finger that is more than four hundred years late.

Thinking of this, Chang Ming couldn't help but sigh as he tied his bow tie and looked at the panel that only he could see.

【Name: Chang Ming】

【Sex: Male】

[Identity: Fontaine Regent]

【Current popularity: zero】

[Current task target: Complete a conversation with "Servant" Alecino]

[Time until next panoramic live broadcast: 12h]

"It's really confusing. It's ok that the golden finger is late, but there are so many inexplicable terms. Is it really here to guide me?"

Chang Ming muttered to himself while shaking his head, then he adjusted his tie a little and walked out.

"What exactly is going on...I have to wait until I finish talking to Alechino before I can make a conclusion."

Thinking of this, Chang Ming shook his head gently and walked out of the office quickly.