Genshin Impact: I am the Son of the Tree King

In this way, the storytelling session at night became a daily must for the Yu family. Zhuo was still very willing to do it. After listening to the story, he could still play the real story in his dream for a while, which was double the happiness. Zhuo was like a super projector born with him, very... high?

But Yu didn't feel very happy. He was already exhausted physically and mentally because of the troubles with the unruly people in his hometown. When he was sticking to Yingbao Big Rabbit, he was thinking about how to deal with the unruly people in his hometown. Then he had to tell stories to his son. He was really busy.

Yu recently discovered a pattern. The degree of irritation of the unruly people in his country fluctuates in a wave-like manner. When the proportion of rebellious people reaches its heaviest, it begins to decline. When it reaches the lowest point, it begins to rebound. By the way, the lowest point is when the population of Xumi is growing the fastest.

Why did the unruly people of their own country, mainly their own students, become unruly people... and have always been keen on using empty violence against Yu Lai? The main reason is that Yu is the principal of the Church Order Institute, who often manages them and often puts them in the confinement room. Although now the public knows that he is called the small black room, it has caused a lot of resistance. After all, when you are caught doing bad things, you don’t reflect on how you can do bad things, but on whether your methods are not superb enough, so why were you caught?

That's why they were so keen on taking revenge on Yu, because the principal said: It's never too late for a gentleman to take revenge, even after ten years. But we are not gentlemen, we are just a bunch of poor scholars, and we must take revenge on the spot.

Yu decided to make a decision that went against his ancestors. I will not be the principal anymore!!!... I will just be a figurehead. Let's find a few old scholars to manage the group of unruly people under them. I can't stand this. Although old men are a rare species in Xumi, especially scholars, they may have a high consumption rate and high durability if they are placed in this position, but for the sake of their gods, let's make a sacrifice.

Yu thought about the old men he found. In each of their schools, they were experts among experts and their academic attainments were beyond doubt. When Yu led their class, the unruly people in Xumi had not yet reached such a peak. Therefore, they were both experts and normal people. Yu was very satisfied.

In this way, the sages of the House of the Decrees, although late, were not absent, and later they were ranked among the most dangerous professions in Teyvat.

But now Ying took out something good and attracted Zhuo's attention.

"Zhuo, look what gift your mother brought you?" Ying showed an excited expression on her cold face, which was rare today. She carried a big box and called Zhuo over.

Zhuo felt very puzzled. Why was his mother so excited today?

Ying opened the box, and inside was a little boy with a delicate and handsome face and a big bamboo hat on his head!!!

Zhuo was shocked because he was too realistic. His skin and hair were exactly like a real person, especially his medium-length purple hair, the texture of which was almost exactly the same as Ying's. And from his face, one could barely recognize that he was a little boy, but his appearance was more delicate than that of a girl, and he had a very androgynous vibe.

Ying was very satisfied with his work, he even made him look about the same age as Zhuo according to the proportions. When Zhuo grew up a little, he would modify him so that he could grow up with his son. It was a pity that he had no emotions and could not be a real playmate. But it was okay, after all, he was just a doll, just a toy of his son. If a toy developed emotions, it would have a bad influence on his son in the future.

"Hello, my name is Guobeng, nice to meet you." The little boy suddenly spoke, which scared Zhuo again. What was going on?

"Zhuo, this is a doll I made for you. I saw that you like dolls very much, so I made one for you. It can do almost anything." Ying introduced it to her son confidently, and she almost had the words "praise me" written on her face. Ying felt that at this moment, her vanity as a mother was greatly satisfied.

"Really? Thank you, Mom! I love you!!" (Here's a quick question: Have you ever said "I love you" to your mom?)

Zhuo also began to become interested in the little boy. After all, he had a special feeling for puppets. After all, he had listened to stories about robots for so long. It felt like a dream had come true and everyone could see it, instead of him just admiring it in his own dream.

"Hello, I'm Zhuo." Zhuo said to the little boy after expressing his gratitude.

"Hello, Zhuo, is there anything I can help you with? I can do whatever I can to help you." The little boy was very polite, and his conversation exuded elegance, just like an immortal alchemy child.

"Um...what can you do?"

"If it comes to daily life, I can do almost anything." The little boy said expressionlessly. He was a cold-blooded puppet and his tone of voice never changed.

Wait!!! Basically anything can be done?

"Can you cook?" Zhuo asked hurriedly at this time.

“Of course, although I only know Inazuma cuisine at the moment, if you need me in the future, I can try to learn cuisine from other countries.” Guo Beng continued his polite words.

"Can you show me what you can do? Just do what you think you are best at."

Guo Beng was silent for a while, because he needed some time to process this information that he was best at.

"Okay, do you have any tea?"

"Yes, I'll get it for you."

Ying felt very satisfied when he saw the doll interacting well with his son, so he stopped watching it and went to practice sword for a while.

A small figure appeared in the kitchen. After a while of flipping it up and down, a bowl of sweet tea rice appeared in Zhuo's hands. The tea leaves and rice blended perfectly together, showing an extraordinary fragrance that made people drool.

Zhuo felt tears sliding down the corners of his eyes.

Seeing the little master crying, Guo Beng reacted immediately and said in a routine manner.

"Zhuo, what's wrong with you? Is my cooking not tasty?"

"If you don't want to collapse, can you stay with me forever?"

"Of course, I will be with Zhuo all my life, even though I have no life."

"Thank you!!! Guo Beng! I love you so much!!!"

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short story

A small gathering of executives

"Doctor, why were you expelled from the College of Ecclesiastical Arts? I heard that you were the favorite student of the tyrant, why did this happen?" The young girl Columbia asked the doctor in front of her in a daze.

"Because of an extraordinary experiment. If it weren't for that one time, I would be the commander-in-chief of the Xumi Field Army, part-time chief of staff, and chief researcher of Desert Science and Technology Co., Ltd."

"Oh?" The girl was very curious.

"The House of Lords has a rule that came about because of this experiment." Dotole spoke slowly, shaking the potion in his hand.

"Is it the one that forbids dissecting the great sage?" Ms. Rosalin shook the red wine glass in her hand, took a sip, and confided.

"Yes, that's it. I was so curious. How could an expert among experts do such a stupid thing? He has published several influential papers. So I took out his brain and took a look. Then I came here. By the way, why are you so impressed by me?" Dotore asked the lady playfully.

As the saying goes, everything is governed by karma and no one can escape it. The great sage who originally locked Nashida in a cage had his imagination opened by Principal Yu's disciple.

"After all, we were classmates for a while, and the school rules set by that old guy were too outrageous. A dance party was held every month for male and female students to dance together. The school was full of either straight men or sea kings. The scene was simply a Shura field. After all, the rule required students to have a dance partner. I still remember that you were forcibly pulled over by the principal, but all the female students disliked you and refused to dance with you." The lady was very interested in talking about this matter. This was the dark history of the second-in-command of the Fatui executive, chief of staff of the Fatui advance army, and chief researcher.

"Ma'am, I remember that you seemed to be my dance partner at that dance." The corners of Dotore's mouth twitched. He was the second executive officer, and he felt a little embarrassed when his dark history was suddenly revealed.

"It's because we're deskmates for a while. I just don't like those psychopaths pursuing me, so I'll use you to deal with them."

"Rosaline! Do you want to die?" Dotore's anger suddenly exploded, and he felt very angry.

The other executives were watching with great interest. The doctor and the lady were once classmates and had even sat at the same table for a period of time. The lady knew a lot about the dirty laundry of this high-ranking executive. If any of it was exposed, they would be in a lot of trouble.

"I have compiled all your glorious deeds into a diary. As soon as I die, my people in Fontaine will send this diary to the Steambird Post. They will be very interested in it."

"you!!!"