Genshin Impact: I am the Son of the Tree King

Kitsusai Palace and a group of monsters have been a little troubled recently. They never expected that the most taciturn person who rarely speaks a word would find a partner first!!! And the progress is very fast. They are all considering having children.

Several big monsters looked at each other and said, well, everyone here is also an old bachelor who is hundreds or thousands of years old.

As the most powerful monster, Hu Zhai Gong looked at his old friends, all of whom were like this. He thought about the plan in his heart, thinking that it was all Ying's fault. Why did they find a partner when they had nothing to do? He had distracted all the old friends. Seeing that they were single, he was still single. Then he looked at Ying, the woman with a screw loose, who found... Forget it, I won't describe it. Anyway, seeing their old friends find their life partners, all of them wanted to find a partner.

But it is really hard to find a partner. As a big demon, the friends around him are also big demons, and they are also good partners that match their status. But there is a problem... they are too familiar with each other!!! They can't bring themselves to do something to each other, so they can only... the old cow eats the young grass.

The two furry white ears of the fox palace flapped constantly, thinking in his heart, damn Ying, why are you looking for a partner! Even I, the most charming big monster, don’t have a partner, so you, a woman who is a little bit naive, do you think I should also eat young grass! I am a great fox fairy palace, but I have to fall to those little monsters!!!

Although monsters have a long lifespan and are not in a hurry to find a partner, seeing Ying, that naive country girl, hanging out with her boyfriend all day long makes me itchy.

Kitsunayami might not have expected that, as the most charming (crappy) monster in the entire Inazuma, even after all her old friends had found couples, she was still a single. She was so upset that her tail stood on end dozens of times a day because of this.

At this time, a well-informed monster suddenly said

"I heard that Liyue's Geo King and his empress met at a dance. Why don't we have a dance too and invite all the monsters, big and small, to come."

This proposal was quickly agreed by the monsters. This was the first time such a romantic thing had happened.

Yu, who had a child with his wife, was shocked when he heard the news. He had been traumatized by the word "ball party". Every time he came to this party, nothing good would happen.

Ying was a little curious when he saw Yu's reaction and asked what was wrong.

Yu saw Yingbao asking, and Yu stammered and said that he had participated in it several times, but his impression was not very good. The situation was particularly unreliable anyway.

"So you are quite experienced in this matter of balls?"

"Well... that's right."

"I just thought about it. After all, they and I have been friends for many years. I want to help them. This is their first time here and they have no experience. You actually have experience in this kind of gathering. Why don't we go and help them?"

Seeing that the kind-hearted Yingbao said so, Yu couldn't bear to refuse, so he agreed reluctantly, thinking to himself: As long as I don't become a host, I can do anything.

But this was something that the strongest creature in Teyvat had never expected. As for other things, this group of monsters, big and small, handled them quite well. It was just that no one was sure about the host and no one knew what to say.

Kitsusai Palace was setting up the venue at this time, and it was particularly eye-catching to see Yu and Ying walking over as a pair.

"Hey, isn't this Lord Shadow Warrior? How come you have the leisure time today to come to the party hosted by us little monsters?" The fox spirit Kitsai Palace said with a full aroma of tea.

"We just wanted to come and see if there's anything we can do to help. Yu has experience with this kind of thing. He witnessed the Geo King's ball himself. He was in Liyue at the time." Ying didn't care and told the truth.

"Wow! This is really great! Finally, a senior person has come. The hosts have a place to stay!"

Yu felt a sweat running down his back. What's going on? Here it comes again!

"Ying, I can't do this. Every time I give a speech, a large number of people fall asleep in the audience."

"Lord Yu, we are all monsters after all, and your lie is too outrageous. How can one fall asleep while listening to someone talking? What kind of talk are you talking about?" Kitsai Palace was unwilling to let go of this hard-won host, and after all these words, Yu was too embarrassed to refuse.

……

Thunder God Lei Dian Zhen, who had a hard day's work, heard that his old friends held a party today. It seemed that they were jealous of their sister finding a partner, so they held a party. Although Zhen himself did not want to find a partner, he wanted to watch others find one. Maybe it would be fun. If you calculate the time, their party was already half over, so he might as well go and take a look.

Prom scene

Yu finished his speech and looked at the audience. Monsters of all sizes fell one after another. He thought it was over, but at this moment, he suddenly saw a purple figure standing firm. Yingbao!!! You are my true love!!!

"Yu... do you have the power of hypnosis?"

"Maybe... After all, I have some relationship with the World Tree. The omnipotence of dreams and hypnosis are a bit similar." Yu thought about this question seriously after hearing it.

"Then... Yu, what should we do with the current situation?" Ying looked at the monsters that were lying in a group and didn't know what to say.

"Well... since the atmosphere is already like this, why don't we dance?" Yu suggested hurriedly in embarrassment. He knew a little bit about dancing, after all, he had been a prince for a while.

"But I can't."

"I teach you."

But there is still a problem now. The staff playing the musical instruments were also knocked down. Seeing this, Yu took out a few red and white balls and released the few little Lanaro guys.

After unremitting efforts, finally a few Lanaro were no longer afraid of Yu. It was really not easy.

"Lan Bailijia, can you sing a song for me?" Yu squatted down and touched the leaves of the little guys. These little guys are really cute.

"Okay, you are the King of Grass, we will listen to you. Can you teach Lan Bailijia to beat the enemy into pieces?" This little guy spoke much more fluently than the others and was very easy to communicate with, but he was always a little different from other Lannaros.

"no problem."

Several little ones stood on the table and began to hum beautiful tunes, which were clear and soothing.

Yu taught his partner how to dance step by step. Ying was also a genius and learned it quickly. After a while, the two of them were dancing gracefully. The little ones were singing the songs they listened to beside them. The scene was very beautiful.

It’s just that… the bunch of monsters lying on the ground make the scene a bit weird, and a bit scary when you think about it carefully.

When I came to this scene and looked at it, my brain felt a little overwhelmed.

There were many unconscious monsters lying on the ground. There were several cute little guys singing in the gorgeously decorated venue. A beautiful couple was dancing. It might be a coincidence that the main color of the venue was dark red, which created the illusion of blood. Looking at the "corpses" on the ground...

"Yu? Are you going to attack us?" Zhen bit her lower lip and said with tears in her eyes. She looked so tearful that she made people want to pity her.