Genshin Impact: I am the Son of the Tree King

The Great Mercy Tree King placed Nashida on his soft belly and rubbed it from time to time. Little Nashida was sleeping soundly, with her two long little ears flapping from time to time, looking very restless. The Great Mercy Tree King felt that his new cub was really adorable, and looking at the reckless man lying next to him like a dead fish, he felt a little disappointed.

Yu now felt that his body was hollowed out. He didn't want to move unless someone attacked him. At this moment, a loud explosion suddenly sounded in Xumi City late at night.

This time I want to move.

Yu Mamu stood up, took a rope, picked up the wooden cage, and set off. His target was also a little girl with long ears.

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"Principal, I was wrong!!! Alice went to the detention room by herself."

Yu felt slightly relieved, but when he thought of Xiaolan who had turned pink again, he felt so upset. The reason this time was that Xiaolan accidentally drank the antidote to the Blue Crisis and turned back to pink. At this time, Yu felt that pink was actually quite beautiful, and the tender pink was not bad... but on the majestic dragon lizard, it looked a bit... like a King Kong Barbie.

Rhinedot hasn't figured it out yet, so I won't ride the blue one when I go out recently. I'll ride the green one... I have to go to Inazuma, so forget it, the pink one will do.

Yu returned to his bedroom and found...the mother and daughter were still lying there.

"If you accidentally wake up your sister, you will die!!!"

Yu suddenly felt a little aggrieved, his mother was too partial!!! But Nashida was really cute, so for the sake of his sister, he ignored her and went to sleep in the principal's office of the School of Religion.

His eyes gradually closed, and at this moment he suddenly felt something drilling in. But Yu really didn't want to move. He thought it was nothing, could she really kill him?

In the morning, when he opened his eyes, a little girl with light yellow hair and raw stones in her eyes was lying next to him. Yu could clearly feel the fragrance emanating from the girl's body.

When Yu saw this scene, he grabbed the little girl's fate by the scruff of her neck and threw her into the Tianbi Pond.

(The brain is booting up and not responding)

Boy, Rheindortz is too naive.

At this time, Yu saw a note on the table. The handwriting was very delicate. It said: If you throw me out when you see this note, then approve the funds for me quickly (draw a crying face). Is there anyone like you? You sleep with someone and throw them out in the morning (another crying face). After reading it, Yu thought, should I approve the funds for the month before last? No, I didn’t do anything. I also deducted her funds for the next month!!! I will give her one month after I deduct a year’s funds.

What Yu didn't know was that after Reindorte left him, after a while, he would send a letter every month with a picture of Albedo on it and three words: Child support!!!

Then during festivals, he would ask for red envelopes and do other things to cheat his elders out of their money. If you didn't know, you would think that Rhinedort really had some unspeakable secret with Yu.

"Rhine Dortmund, you don't have to use such...indecent methods to get funding." Yu pulled out the guy who sneaked into the principal's office last night.

"But you, the principal, have taken all my funds to pay off my debts. I can't even afford to eat now."

"Don't fool me. The food in the cafeteria is free. It's not a problem for students to eat."

"But the canteen auntie's hands are like an hourglass. There isn't much food to begin with, but she still lets most of it slip away. And what's more, it tastes terrible. It's a complete waste of food."

When Yu heard the word "waste food", his ears instantly perked up. Waste is shameful! ! ! !

"What's going on, you keep talking?"

"That's the principal. The cafeteria has slogans saying "wasting food is shameful" and "clean plate campaign", which is actually quite normal. But the food in the cafeteria is so bad that it is the biggest waste of food (said while crying), and even then there is still a "clean plate campaign"... students really can't do it!!!"

Yu keenly sensed the problem. In his eyes, wasting food was a criminal act. He wondered if he had taken a look at the problem.

"I will look into this issue myself. Let's talk about your problem first."

At this time, Rhinedot suddenly smiled brightly.

"Principal, you don't want people to know that you are in the same room with a female student in the middle of the night. This is very bad for your reputation. You are highly respected..." Rhinedot suddenly felt that the description was a bit bad. Yu's prestige was very high, but the praise in terms of morality was a bit lacking. He was more of a king that people feared.

Yu snorted coldly, suddenly stretched out a hand, pressed the little girl's head, showing the majesty of a king, and his domineering aura was revealed for a moment.

"Do you think I care? As the king of the entire country, what's wrong with having a few concubines? Is there anything against human ethics?"

For the first time, Rhinedot felt that the usually gentle principal was so domineering. It felt... even more exciting to get funding from such a person.

"Can I be a pawnbroker? Will the funding be enough? If I have children, will I get extra funding for raising them?"

At this time, Yu mentioned Rhinedort's wet neck of fate (it had just been fished out and was not dry yet).

"Principal, wait a minute! You don't want people to know that you stayed up late at night to watch dancing in the Grand Bazaar!!!"

Yu suddenly became alert at this time. This little girl is a stalker.

"I don't care. What's the big deal? I've said before that it's okay for me to take a few girls back as concubines. Why would I care about this? When did you follow me? I didn't even notice."

"I just happened to buy some midnight snacks at the Grand Bazaar. Wait, I have more. Lord Overlord of the Forest, you don't want your people to know that your king is actually a pervert with an Oedipus complex. Lord Tree King stayed in your room last night..."

"How do you know this?" Yu used force on his hand.

"It hurts, it hurts, Principal, I am wrong. When I was about to leave for a midnight snack, I got lost and ended up in your palace. I saw Lord Tree King go in and didn't come out for a long time."

Yu was silent for a moment. This couldn't be shameless.

Rhinedot saw Yu was silent, and he didn't expect it to be true!!! He just said it casually...

As luck would have it, at this time the Great Compassionate Tree King was taking Nashida, who was full of curiosity about the world, to explore everywhere, and they happened to walk here.

"Yu? What are you doing? What unacceptable thing has Rhinedot done again?"

Nashida lay in her mother's two large and soft breasts, looking at Yu and Rhinedot with curious and ignorant eyes. Her little mouth was slightly open and her two long little ears stopped wagging. She had just come into this world and had no memories. She was still in the stage of establishing her worldview.

Rhinedot opened his mouth wide, he didn't expect things to develop to this point!!! Principal, you are such a person!!!