Genshin Impact: I am the Son of the Tree King

Chi Wang saw Yu coming back with a...head, and the head was still talking non-stop, and...

Anyway, the scenes are either scary or weird.

"Yu, what is this?"

"……Toy."

…Silence for a while…

"How to play?"

"Play however you want."

"Oh, so this is what you were thinking, little brother."

A ball appeared in Yu's hand, and he stuffed it into the mouth of the small prop, then tied it tightly so that he could not make any sound.

"Her eyes have the ability to petrify people, which I think is very useful, so I brought her back."

The Red King then said, "Then go and have fun by yourself."

After hiding in the desert for a while,

"I'm fucking back."

The Great Compassion Tree King responded, "You'd better get it out for me."

The tree king felt that this cub was becoming more and more annoying. It was not as good as the dancing little flower. It spoke sweetly and could dance. This thing should just get out of here as far as possible.

Yu looked at the caravan that was ready to set off. I didn't know how many kilometers the whole journey was, or how many hours and minutes it would take, but the destination was Li Ji.

Yu held the snake-haired witch's head, untied his blocking language props and asked.

"Hey, why did my mom tell me to get out?"

no response

"Why don't you speak?"

There was still no response, but it was obviously still alive and just didn't want to pay attention to Yu.

Seeing this situation, Yu was too lazy to pay attention to her. It's just silence, everyone can do that.

Yu was lying on the back of a pack animal, holding a big brain in his left hand. In order to prevent it from scaring people, he wrapped it with a piece of cloth, but he probably didn't realize that this was even more frightening.

At this time, the snake-haired witch suddenly spoke again

"Um, can you put that thing back for me? It's quite...comfortable."

……

The merchants and guards of the caravan looked at His Royal Highness the Prince in front of them and didn't know what to say. Forget it, at least they were safe with him.

Although Yu may be a little abnormal in the public's perception, he must have a sense of security.

……

In Liyue

Yu held a thick wooden stick and roasted a huge rock dragon lizard on the fire. In his other hand, he held a small knife and cut off the roasted meat on it, added a little salt, and put it into his mouth.

"Comfortable, Ai Peter Pan, write down how I baked it."

"Ok."

"How long will it take us to reach our destination?"

"My prince, we just set out a few days ago and are probably halfway there."

"Well, the road is not too boring. By the way, what are we pretending to be?"

"It's a lot of food, Prince. Thanks to you, we may have the most food in all of Teyvat."

"Then be careful, or you might go crazy from hunger."

Wind!!! Wind!!! Wind!!! Wind!!!

Yu heard some breaking wind sounds and looked back.

The rain of arrows was as brilliant as autumn wheat, slowly falling towards him.

"Shit! We're being robbed so soon."

Immediately, huge grass elements formed something like a wall, blocking the rain of arrows.

"It's human."

One by one, people wearing grass skirts rushed up with knives, guns, sticks and clubs, and then a fast figure stood at the head.

Yu looked carefully and found that it was a happy wind man with the eye of the wind element. Yu was not in a good mood for this kind of robbery. A wooden thorn appeared in his hand and he once again posed in the ancient Greek javelin throwing statue art posture.

Graceful posture, toned muscles, and fierce strength.

He directly pierced the wind man and stabbed him to the ground, but he was not dead yet.

At this time, Yu asked all his men to lie down and not look up no matter what happened, and then he shouted.

"Everyone, look at me! Look at me! I have an announcement to make!"

Because their leader had been stabbed, these people felt a little panicked, and when they heard the sound, they all looked towards the group.

Yu lifted the head of the Gorgon Witch and took off the part that covered her eyes.

In an instant, most people turned into stone statues, especially the Feng man who was stabbed into the ground just now. The painful expression on his face, coupled with the piercing through his chest, now turned into a stone statue, it was simply art.

Yu looked at the few lucky ones who survived.

"Which unit are you from?"

……

"You don't want to be a work of art, right?

"I said we are subordinates of XX Demon."

After Lucky explained everything, Yu roughly understood what happened.

He's just a bunch of people who rebel against the will of money.

"Capture the rest as slaves and sell them to Liyue together."

Yu looked at the stone statues in various charming poses off the field and felt that the artistic cells in his heart were touched.

"Take away the wind man who was stabbed on the ground. I'll collect it. Also, take away that and that and that. Take them all away and sell them together as works of art."

Those lucky few were so scared that they broke out in cold sweats. It was so horrible. This was simply perverted. They treated it as a work of art. They were truly perverted among perverts.

"Your Highness, there is no room left."

Yu was a little puzzled when he saw this, because he really liked these sculptures.

"Unload that car and consider it as my purchase of yours. I'll give you the money after we get to Xumi."

"Oh, all right." The caravan leader sighed and gave in.

After a long journey, Yu and his group finally arrived at Guiliji.

(The author is not sure when Liyue moved. This place was still there at that time, when Guizhong had not yet finished playing. Assuming that the current timeline is about a thousand years ago, all the countries in Teyvat have been established, but many of those who will die have not yet died.)

"It's quite lively here." Yu was curious about the town in front of him, and then a sense of ambition emerged in his heart.

Um, um, it’s all um.

But it's not time to implement it yet, so just suppress it first.